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“Sally, this is Larry and his brother, Eddie. ... Larry used to be an only child until the gardener hacked him in half.”
“Sally, this is Larry and his brother, Eddie. ... Larry used to be an only child until the gardener hacked him in half.”
“I’m worried about Frank these days. … It seems he just can’t unwind.”
“I’m worried about Frank these days. … It seems he just can’t unwind.”
Open Milk Flex MILK
Have you seen me?
Acacia-Os
Open Milk Flex MILK
Have you seen me?
Acacia-Os
“Well, Zoron … is this a close enough look for you?”
“Well, Zoron … is this a close enough look for you?”
“Well, I’ve got good gnus and I’ve got bad gnus.”
“Well, I’ve got good gnus and I’ve got bad gnus.”
“Smash your left hand down about right here three times, then twice up in this area, then three times right about here.
… That’s ‘Louie Louie.’”
“Smash your left hand down about right here three times, then twice up in this area, then three times right about here.
… That’s ‘Louie Louie.’”
“Say … wait just a dang minute, here. … We forgot the cattle!”
“Say … wait just a dang minute, here. … We forgot the cattle!”
CONCERT Jefferson High School / LOST! “Ginger” 30 ft. long dark brown (picture of snake)
CONCERT Jefferson High School / LOST! “Ginger” 30 ft. long dark brown (picture of snake)
Mrs. Flemming’s GORILLA FINISHING SCHOOL
Mrs. Flemming’s GORILLA FINISHING SCHOOL
“C’mon, Gordy. … Are you really choking, or just
turning green?”
“C’mon, Gordy. … Are you really choking, or just
turning green?”
Everything was starting to come into focus for Farmer MacDougal—his missing sheep, his missing beer, and his collie, Shep, who was getting just a little too sociable for his own good.
Everything was starting to come into focus for Farmer MacDougal—his missing sheep, his missing beer, and his collie, Shep, who was getting just a little too sociable for his own good.
The class abruptly stopped practicing. Here was a chance to not only employ their skills, but also to save the entire town.
The class abruptly stopped practicing. Here was a chance to not only employ their skills, but also to save the entire town.
“Listen, Mom … I just wanted you to know I’m okay. The stampede seems about over—although everyone’s still a little spooked. Yeah, I know … I miss the corral.”
“Listen, Mom … I just wanted you to know I’m okay. The stampede seems about over—although everyone’s still a little spooked. Yeah, I know … I miss the corral.”
“Look. You had five bones, right? Your friend Zooky comes over, stays awhile, then leaves. Now you have four bones, right? … You don’t have to be a ‘Lassie’ to figure this one out.”
“Look. You had five bones, right? Your friend Zooky comes over, stays awhile, then leaves. Now you have four bones, right? … You don’t have to be a ‘Lassie’ to figure this one out.”
“Kids! Kids! … The slugs are back!”
“Kids! Kids! … The slugs are back!”
“REMEMBER THE … uh … REMEMBER THE … REMEMBER THAT PLACE IN TEXAS!”
“REMEMBER THE … uh … REMEMBER THE … REMEMBER THAT PLACE IN TEXAS!”