Fardimensions
LightNews LightNews
banner
fardimensions.bsky.social
Fardimensions
@fardimensions.bsky.social
310 followers 390 following 2.3K posts
she/her | BTS | multiship 🤝 multistan | fan of fandom | 🐹 biased | 34 👽🌻😎💕🐱 | https://archiveofourown.org/users/fardimensions
Posts Replies Media Videos
fardimensions.bsky.social
🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 Tie the Knot has reached 800 kudos! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
grateful that ppl were just as invested in fake marriage namjin as I was

archiveofourown.org/works/542300...
summary: After his return from military service, aging idol, Kim Seokjin, anticipates working on his album, not becoming the next Mate on the upcoming season of Korea’s most popular dating show, 'Tie the Knot.' Seokjin doesn’t want to be on a dating show, really doesn't want to marry an alpha, and certainly isn’t looking for love. The perfect solution would be to temporarily marry someone for the sake of the show, with the promise to separate afterward. But who could be desperate enough to make such a sacrifice?
November 29, 2025 at 11:04 PM
fardimensions.bsky.social
a movie that takes place where you're from

there were actually several awesome movies to choose from (the ring, sleepless in seattle...)
November 23, 2025 at 10:47 PM
fardimensions.bsky.social
What’s your love paw-sona?

🔗: iseej.github.io/LovePawsona/
Hamster!! The cozy companion- steady, sweet, makes you smile
November 21, 2025 at 1:32 AM
fardimensions.bsky.social
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

…fuck!
A smart board where my asshole students wrote 67 and said “miss it’s having a glitch”
November 17, 2025 at 7:59 PM
fardimensions.bsky.social
Reasonable to Want and Possible to
Achieve made it to a small but mighty 200 kudos!!🥰🥰🥰💕💕

Thanks everyone who has interacted with this story or sent me a sweet comment.

#namkookfic

archiveofourown.org/works/619185...
Jungkook is a 23-year-old startup founder who doesn't know how to slow down. His life is perfect at work but nowhere else. On one particularly terrible day, he derails and drives to a bar. However, alcohol isn't the only thing he finds at the bar. He also finds Kim Namjoon, who is recently divorced and nearly 40, and although it's been ages since Jungkook dated, let alone had sex, there's an instant spark between them. Jungkook doesn't mean to take the older man home, but as the kids say, one thing leads to another, and another.... and another.
November 16, 2025 at 6:58 PM
fardimensions.bsky.social
powered by the fumes of being done with a long WIP! idk if this will end up seeing the light of day...! but hopefully.!!
“I got you something,” Taehyung says, when Seokjin opens the door to his apartment. The gesture is uncharacteristically thoughtful, and there’s a special emphasis on you that Seokjin can’t help but notice. “Oh? Is it my birthday?” He deflects, instantly regretting it, with the way Taehyung’s eyes go wide with surprised hurt. Quickly, he backtracks. “Thanks, you shouldn’t have.” “I wanted to,” Taehyung says. The words are so sincere that the hair on the back of Seokjin’s neck goes up. Seokjin busies himself with opening the gift, and instantly regrets that, too. He pulls at an expensive bottle of champagne and then a small box that feels heavy: both literally and with meaning. It’s the type of box that holds jewelry. “Tae-ah, this is too much,” he chides, stalling. The current is there again, and he feels his heart rate pick up. “It’s just something small,” Taehyung insists, shifting side to side. His hands are clasped behind his back, and Seokjin can’t help but note how the position calls attention to his triceps and biceps. It would be hard not to notice, they aren’t well hidden underneath his cabled sweater. Probably intentional. That type of posturing would read as insecurity on anybody else, but this is Taehyung. Seokjin swallows, now caught between equal evils—Taehyung’s gift and the sight of him.
November 10, 2025 at 3:45 AM
fardimensions.bsky.social
🍸 Reasonable to Want and Possible to Achieve 🍸
🍸 E | 43.5k | 7/7 NOW COMPLETE!🥳 | #namkookfic 🍸

archiveofourown.org/works/619185...

🍸 Modern AU, LA, age gap, comedy, bar meet-cute, sugar baby au, fake dating, smut, background jihope wedding!!, background taegi

#namkook
🍸 Reasonable to Want and Possible to Achieve 🍸 🍸 E | 43.5k | COMPLETE | #namkookfic 🍸 https://archiveofourown.org/works/61918555/chapters/158325901 🍸 Modern AU, LA, age gap, bar meet-cute, sugar baby au, fake dating, smut, background jihope wedding!!, background taegi #namkook
November 8, 2025 at 6:50 PM
fardimensions.bsky.social
l o l

poomang.com/en/t/lovembt...
the artisitic romantic notices partner's mood changes diff from first impressions avoids tough convos homebody but loves outings great listener and empathizer finds joy in little things quirky stubborness loves anything cute seokjin making a pissed off kissy face
November 8, 2025 at 3:40 AM
fardimensions.bsky.social
She’s evolved into her final attack form, the form of the egg
A baby chonk with her cute white belly exposed, trying to eat a hand
November 8, 2025 at 1:27 AM
fardimensions.bsky.social
sex pollen and bio d/s as a little treat please??🙏🏻
A bingo card for forced care taking fest
November 7, 2025 at 10:51 PM
fardimensions.bsky.social
#wipwednesday from reasonable to want! #namkookfic
“Do you think it would be possible to expand operations to Korea?” Jungkook asks. Taehyung sighs over the phone. “Jungkook, are you aware that not once, but twice you’ve called me in the middle of the night in a single week?” Jungkook pulls the phone away from his face to glance at the time in surprise. 1:00 am. He’d stayed up late because of jet lag and because he’d gotten lost in his research about the Korean market for phone games. “Shit.” “Yeah, shit. Besides, I’m a coder, not your COO. Shouldn’t you be calling them up for these sorts of business decisions? Not me.” Well… perhaps. “Tae-bear, what’re you doing? Come back to sleep.” Tae bear?! “Is that Yoongi?” “Ah—well—” There’s a rustling noise and then suddenly, Yoongi’s voice comes through the line. He must have confiscated Taehyung's phone. “Is this Jungkook?” “Yes—” “Stop calling in the middle of the night.” He has the tone of a mob boss threatening a very disobedient underling. Jungkook doesn’t really care. “Tae-bear?” he asks. He can perfectly imagine the blush on Yoongi’s face as the man blusters in response. “Look! That’s personal—!” “Sometimes he calls me baby-bear,” Taehyung calls from somewhere close to the speaker.
November 6, 2025 at 2:57 AM
fardimensions.bsky.social
Ayooo New York let’s get out there and do this #nocuomo (the hilarity of the party names him and Adam’s are running under, I can’t with them)
October 26, 2025 at 9:01 PM
fardimensions.bsky.social
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
This tag has not been marked common and can't be filtered on (yet).
October 25, 2025 at 3:44 AM
fardimensions.bsky.social
chapter update!! 6/7

Reasonable to Want and Possible to Achieve
archiveofourown.org/works/619185...

🍸 #namkookfic
🍸 Explicit
🍸 Modern AU, age gap, bar meet-cute, sugar baby-ish au, fake dating, smut, background jihope wedding!!

#namkook
fardimensions reasonable to want and possible to achieve moder au, explicit
October 23, 2025 at 1:22 AM
fardimensions.bsky.social
This book is really fun so far!!! I’m so happy I picked up a random author I know nothing about
The Austen affair by Madeline bell
October 22, 2025 at 1:25 AM
fardimensions.bsky.social
finally finished draft 1 of chapter 6/7 of reasonable to want. It's a fucking disaster, so bear with me for now. Here's a WIP Wednesday as an offering. im a sucker for this mini trope🌽
“Hey.” The ocean wind almost snatches away Namjoon’s voice as he approaches. Jungkook turns. “Hey.” “Nice view, huh?” Namjoon turns to look out at the water, and Jungkook takes him in. The wind is whipping at his hair, exposing the smooth slope of his forehead. “Yeah, it’s beautiful,” he murmurs. Namjoon looks up, just in time for Jungkook to turn back to the water. “Why’d you come out here?”
October 21, 2025 at 10:18 PM
fardimensions.bsky.social
wip thursday and spoilers for reasonable to want

(Working on this is taking longer than expected, partially bc I've been travelling and also the scenes expanded. The ending will definitely be two chapters)

#namkook #namkookfic
“I’m glad you came anyway. What convinced you?” Jimin asks. Unthinkingly, Jungkook’s eyes search out Namjoon’s figure. He’s laughing at something Hoseok just said. Both of his dimples are exposed, and his eyes are half closed, forming the shape of two crescent moons. He looks so happy right where he is, and Jungkook feels unbearably fond. So fond that his heart will burst if it squeezes anymore. Suddenly, Namjoon makes eye contact with him from across the room, his smile growing impossibly bigger. Jungkook feels his own mouth curve in answer, before pulling his gaze away, trying to rein in whatever expression his face is making. “Oh,” Jimin says, meaningfully. Jungkook yanks his gaze back to Jimin’s face, even though he can tell he’s still blushing. “Oh?” Jimin smiles knowingly. “That convinced you.” He nods in Namjoon’s direction.
October 17, 2025 at 2:03 AM
fardimensions.bsky.social
🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
Tiny tan seokjin watching his dad
October 5, 2025 at 8:50 PM
fardimensions.bsky.social
Come back from reading fic, and the timeline is in shambles. Did I miss something? 🤔😆
the timeline in shambles about jeon jungkook cooking (damn that has some nice alliteration)
September 28, 2025 at 1:52 AM
fardimensions.bsky.social
Current book stack. (Not featured, @emmascribbles.bsky.social namkook fic that I devoured half of during the ao3 blackout it’s soooo good, if you haven’t read it, highly recommend) archiveofourown.org/works/485259...)
Book stack: murderbot 2, artificial condition, funny story by Emily Henry, katabasis
September 27, 2025 at 11:18 PM
fardimensions.bsky.social
chapter 5 update!! 5/6 or 5/7 tbd

Reasonable to Want and Possible to Achieve
archiveofourown.org/works/619185...

🍸 #namkookfic
🍸 Explicit
🍸 Modern AU, age gap, bar meet-cute, sugar baby-ish au, fake dating, smut, background jihope wedding!!
fardimensions reasonable to want and possible to achieve moder au, explicit
September 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
fardimensions.bsky.social
REALER WORDS NEVER SPOKEN
September 25, 2025 at 1:13 AM
fardimensions.bsky.social
I have a new chapter of 'reasonable to want'
ready, but I'm worried about posting with the AO3 update happening on Friday...

So, here's a #wipwednesday. Hopefully, if the AO3 updates roll out well, I can update on Saturday or Sunday.

#namkookfic #namkook
September 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM
fardimensions.bsky.social
when macabre and @becks-tarbek1.bsky.social post a fic update on the same day (in the same hr?!), and u finally get time to read them and learn macabres is a gift for tarbek1...my eyes are tearing up. the gift of fandom just keeps on giving 🥺 ...now off to 🍽️
gmail update for macabre and tarbek1
September 23, 2025 at 4:05 AM
fardimensions.bsky.social
For those curious, I reconstructed the math I did last year to determine the total of first tagged Namjin fics there were in june '24. My explanation of methods below, including timestamp from discord ⬇️

The numbers I came back with were at MOST 5000 out of the 24572 first tagged namjin fics.
How many fics are REALLY namjin fics out of the total AKA the First tagged namjn fics divided by total namjin fics method using the defunct first tagged chrome extension AKA I hate it here, why can’t I have nice things? So, the first tagged extension worked (rip) by hiding any fics tagged with ur ship when they were not the FIRST tag listed. The numbers ao3 spit back were simply the # of pages of fics for your ship (including non-first tag fics)—not the # of fics hidden/not hidden. Without easy numbers of hidden/unhidden fics, doing the math was challenging and a bit of guesswork. In '24 I ran some # based on assumed averages. Based on searching through multiple pages (but not all of them) including the first kudos pages, and middle of the pack kudos pages, the average amount of fics per page (based on size of summary and tags) seemed to be ~20. For namjin the average amount of fics ‘not hidden’ aka the first-tagged namjin fics were 2-3, about 10-15% of fics tagged namjin have namjin as the main paring per page. I then multiplied that by the total amount of namjin fics. If these averages hold up the total amount of true namjin pairing fics was ~2457 - 3685 in 2024. Even assuming my original averages were wrong I think it’s safe to assume that in 2024 this number was not greater than 5000.
September 20, 2025 at 8:27 PM