Fanshawe
fanshawe.bsky.social
Fanshawe
@fanshawe.bsky.social
Putting up meaningless stats in garbage time

Software Developer | Recovering Attorney

Philadelphia

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It is a problem how lazy and vapid most of your colleagues are, I agree
December 19, 2025 at 11:39 PM
It's just how they treat all work and accomplishments Steve Jobs is "The father of the iPhone" or whatever because he screamed at a bunch of people to build a smart phone with one button and then was the guy who held it up on stage
December 15, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Congrats to Jimmy on his first time not being the dumbest guy on stage
December 3, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Boss of a local Ad Firm: "I bought a particle accelerator. I'm laying everyone off"

Employee:"A particle accelerator can't do my job"

Boss: "Uh actually, trained experts can use particle accelerators to do frontier technical research"

Media: "Is the particle accelerator economy upon us?"
November 26, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Me, making art: "How do I make sure this novel is scalable?"
November 19, 2025 at 11:56 PM
That’s what the guy selling AI says? What a scoop!
November 17, 2025 at 12:35 PM