Sarah M
@fancypance.bsky.social
Indianapolis, because you’ve got to live somewhere.
The terrible thing of it is, sex creep rich guy island wasn’t the only party around. The pervs who went there didn’t suddenly return to a life of honorable behavior. They found a group of exploiters to befriend. They go on.
February 8, 2026 at 3:25 AM
The terrible thing of it is, sex creep rich guy island wasn’t the only party around. The pervs who went there didn’t suddenly return to a life of honorable behavior. They found a group of exploiters to befriend. They go on.
People are always surprised to learn my mother hasn’t had the most basic health screenings until I explain she didn’t seek prenatal care when I was in there until she was 7 months pregnant. Like, she’s been avoiding this for 50 years.
February 5, 2026 at 1:05 PM
People are always surprised to learn my mother hasn’t had the most basic health screenings until I explain she didn’t seek prenatal care when I was in there until she was 7 months pregnant. Like, she’s been avoiding this for 50 years.
Also a different distant relative has posted a hashtag with a double number associated with the bad guys and I fear I now have to block them on everything. Uggg.
January 31, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Also a different distant relative has posted a hashtag with a double number associated with the bad guys and I fear I now have to block them on everything. Uggg.
Why is anything on Facebook, but especially why do people repost local news weather alerts? Like, I know how to find out about local weather. I don't look to a relative I see twice a year to understand the forecast.
January 31, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Why is anything on Facebook, but especially why do people repost local news weather alerts? Like, I know how to find out about local weather. I don't look to a relative I see twice a year to understand the forecast.
My mom and her siblings want to know what's going on with each others' health, but everyone is too embarrassed to talk about their own body.
I forget that everyone hasn't lost all of their modesty when it comes to medical stuff. Everyone has an embarrassing body.
I forget that everyone hasn't lost all of their modesty when it comes to medical stuff. Everyone has an embarrassing body.
January 26, 2026 at 5:33 PM
My mom and her siblings want to know what's going on with each others' health, but everyone is too embarrassed to talk about their own body.
I forget that everyone hasn't lost all of their modesty when it comes to medical stuff. Everyone has an embarrassing body.
I forget that everyone hasn't lost all of their modesty when it comes to medical stuff. Everyone has an embarrassing body.
My 77 year old mother wears a thin fleece jacket all winter that has tons of dog hair on it. I said a puffer coat might be nice; warm and hair can’t stick.
Nope, puffer coats make you look fat.
Nope, puffer coats make you look fat.
January 24, 2026 at 5:03 PM
My 77 year old mother wears a thin fleece jacket all winter that has tons of dog hair on it. I said a puffer coat might be nice; warm and hair can’t stick.
Nope, puffer coats make you look fat.
Nope, puffer coats make you look fat.
Work wise, I feel like a ballet director who has been given a cast of clowns. Alas, the show must go on.
January 23, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Work wise, I feel like a ballet director who has been given a cast of clowns. Alas, the show must go on.
We watched Sinners a few weeks ago and thought it was so corny. I am genuinely baffled at its popularity.
January 23, 2026 at 11:29 AM
We watched Sinners a few weeks ago and thought it was so corny. I am genuinely baffled at its popularity.
I just made the connection between those Marlboro-looking T-shirts everyone is wearing and IU football.
January 19, 2026 at 10:36 AM
I just made the connection between those Marlboro-looking T-shirts everyone is wearing and IU football.
If my boss likes cameras on, he needs to stop including me in so many meetings with clowns who inspire me to sigh and bug my eyes out.
January 14, 2026 at 7:33 PM
If my boss likes cameras on, he needs to stop including me in so many meetings with clowns who inspire me to sigh and bug my eyes out.
Watching The Beach Boys documentary and wondering aloud when they’re going to speak to the collaboration with The Fat Boys and suddenly the movie’s over. C’mon!!
January 8, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Watching The Beach Boys documentary and wondering aloud when they’re going to speak to the collaboration with The Fat Boys and suddenly the movie’s over. C’mon!!
I hate that I want to go to this, but also I want to go to this.
New show: Bruno Mars, Sept. 9 at Lucas Oil Stadium.
January 8, 2026 at 4:03 PM
I hate that I want to go to this, but also I want to go to this.
I have a new boss, and though he’s not perfect, he always seems delighted to see me. Friends, it is a huge morale booster.
Makes me want to be more expressive when I meet and greet.
Makes me want to be more expressive when I meet and greet.
January 7, 2026 at 9:04 PM
I have a new boss, and though he’s not perfect, he always seems delighted to see me. Friends, it is a huge morale booster.
Makes me want to be more expressive when I meet and greet.
Makes me want to be more expressive when I meet and greet.
I have worked here for 18.5 years. I was catching up with a coworker who started the same day as me. In a single conversation she asked if I was retiring soon AND if I’m planning to have a baby. I am too middle aged for both!
January 6, 2026 at 4:09 PM
I have worked here for 18.5 years. I was catching up with a coworker who started the same day as me. In a single conversation she asked if I was retiring soon AND if I’m planning to have a baby. I am too middle aged for both!
At work. Someone asks if I can “help” them do a project and what they mean is…do everything.
Please stop using the word help in this context.
Please stop using the word help in this context.
January 2, 2026 at 6:09 PM
At work. Someone asks if I can “help” them do a project and what they mean is…do everything.
Please stop using the word help in this context.
Please stop using the word help in this context.
I am cracking myself up thinking of 2026 resolutions for others. Our dogs should resolve to stop licking themselves so much.
And on a more serious note, I would love for people to resolve to come over and play games with us, and for us to volunteer together, and for us to try new restaurants.
And on a more serious note, I would love for people to resolve to come over and play games with us, and for us to volunteer together, and for us to try new restaurants.
January 1, 2026 at 9:41 PM
I am cracking myself up thinking of 2026 resolutions for others. Our dogs should resolve to stop licking themselves so much.
And on a more serious note, I would love for people to resolve to come over and play games with us, and for us to volunteer together, and for us to try new restaurants.
And on a more serious note, I would love for people to resolve to come over and play games with us, and for us to volunteer together, and for us to try new restaurants.
To be fair, the only time I’ve apologized for being white is when I say I’m so sorry white people like this exist.
JD Vance: "In the United States of America you don't have to apologize for being white anymore"
December 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
To be fair, the only time I’ve apologized for being white is when I say I’m so sorry white people like this exist.
Houseguests: love to see them coming, love to see them going. Whew, I am ready to start the guestless phase of the holiday.
December 27, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Houseguests: love to see them coming, love to see them going. Whew, I am ready to start the guestless phase of the holiday.
I don’t watch It’s A Wonderful Life anymore because the message seems to be that no one will show up for you until you’re ready to jump off a bridge to your death.
December 25, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I don’t watch It’s A Wonderful Life anymore because the message seems to be that no one will show up for you until you’re ready to jump off a bridge to your death.
“He only weighed two pounds at birth,” says my father in law who is peppering in random facts about the grandson of a cemetery keeper in Grayville who is a geology student. I have no idea why we are hearing about these people.
December 24, 2025 at 12:32 PM
“He only weighed two pounds at birth,” says my father in law who is peppering in random facts about the grandson of a cemetery keeper in Grayville who is a geology student. I have no idea why we are hearing about these people.
I have been on a real run of DNFs from Libby this week. The books all just seem like "storys" that read like simple little movies. I need some literary in my fiction, I suppose. The Road to Tender Hearts, All Adults Here, I forget what else.
December 18, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I have been on a real run of DNFs from Libby this week. The books all just seem like "storys" that read like simple little movies. I need some literary in my fiction, I suppose. The Road to Tender Hearts, All Adults Here, I forget what else.
What’s bothering me about the Reiners is that one of them probably had to watch the other die.
December 15, 2025 at 10:05 PM
What’s bothering me about the Reiners is that one of them probably had to watch the other die.
Somehow I’m on “are audiobooks reading?” TikTok and this is the most pointless debate since “is a hot dog a sandwich?”
December 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Somehow I’m on “are audiobooks reading?” TikTok and this is the most pointless debate since “is a hot dog a sandwich?”
This arrived today. IYKYK.
December 12, 2025 at 12:26 AM
This arrived today. IYKYK.