Came here to sing this, but it has already been sung

So revolutionary! It didn’t have a straw!!

Hey

Good

There’s nothing that makes me feel more like myself than taking PTO to buy Super Famicon games while eating a whole cucumber with my cat.

Maybe I can own 2026, too.

2006. I the mp3 on my Motorola v360, the first phone I ever had with an mp3 player. I used to shove it in my cleavage while I drove because my car CD player didn’t work.

You couldn’t tell me I didn’t own the world in 2006.

Using ponytail girl as my icon with a slutty name in Yahoo Games so random people would play Reversi with my 18/f/ca ass

@fruitbatsalad.bsky.social I almost @‘d you in this

It’s Danza o’clock somewhere

The answer is Australians

This is why people usually come with two feet