Broke-ass Spock
@faketobiasrex.bsky.social
I’d rather have a frontal lobotomy than this bottle in front of me…
New reality show idea: The Unreal World: D.C!
November 9, 2025 at 2:47 AM
New reality show idea: The Unreal World: D.C!
Yeah? We’ll get YOUR face out of my ASS! 😝
November 8, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Yeah? We’ll get YOUR face out of my ASS! 😝
Warm egg. Just the thing to throw at the door!
November 1, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Warm egg. Just the thing to throw at the door!
The screamer knows what’s about to come (where’s my knife;).
October 31, 2025 at 1:29 AM
The screamer knows what’s about to come (where’s my knife;).
The Earth is a pizza? Grabs a plateful. Yuck! Still better than anchovy, tho!
October 30, 2025 at 7:23 AM
The Earth is a pizza? Grabs a plateful. Yuck! Still better than anchovy, tho!
You are technically correct. The best kind of correct 👍🏽
October 30, 2025 at 7:22 AM
You are technically correct. The best kind of correct 👍🏽
The Terran Empire, The Klingon-Cardassian Alliance and The Confederation. Two of these being human creations and the third a reaction to bad humans.
Enough said.
Enough said.
October 29, 2025 at 6:03 PM
The Terran Empire, The Klingon-Cardassian Alliance and The Confederation. Two of these being human creations and the third a reaction to bad humans.
Enough said.
Enough said.
It was posted on Craigslist. The guys are just the other ones who live here.
October 29, 2025 at 5:52 PM
It was posted on Craigslist. The guys are just the other ones who live here.
You’re bred for these jokes!
October 26, 2025 at 9:26 AM
You’re bred for these jokes!
Star Trek: kicking Space Nutzis in the nuts since 1968!
October 26, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Star Trek: kicking Space Nutzis in the nuts since 1968!
Swanky! And she knows it!
October 26, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Swanky! And she knows it!
A count who counts.
That counts, right? :-p
That counts, right? :-p
October 26, 2025 at 7:12 AM
A count who counts.
That counts, right? :-p
That counts, right? :-p
What, no picture of Admiral Vance eating an 🍎? The replicators make them from 💩, you know! 😉 🤢
October 25, 2025 at 6:51 PM
What, no picture of Admiral Vance eating an 🍎? The replicators make them from 💩, you know! 😉 🤢