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Used to do surgery on girls in the 80s.
I was thinking fishing lure
December 19, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I was thinking fishing lure
Oops I poured bleach and ammonia into your air intake. Aw shucks, hold your breath!
December 19, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Oops I poured bleach and ammonia into your air intake. Aw shucks, hold your breath!
Is she one of the Fake Melanias?
December 17, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Is she one of the Fake Melanias?
Middle Earth Wind And Fire
December 17, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Middle Earth Wind And Fire
Shitcession
December 16, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Shitcession
Yeah and I guess Surtain catching the ball before Watson could catch the pass made Watson forget how to brace himself for a landing.
December 15, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Yeah and I guess Surtain catching the ball before Watson could catch the pass made Watson forget how to brace himself for a landing.
The Shadow CDC
December 15, 2025 at 2:24 AM
The Shadow CDC
You spelled Jordan Love wrong
December 15, 2025 at 2:08 AM
You spelled Jordan Love wrong
Sorry - I was trying to reply to that other dude who called Bo a check down merchant. I’m with you!
Let’s go Broncos baby!
Let’s go Broncos baby!
December 15, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Sorry - I was trying to reply to that other dude who called Bo a check down merchant. I’m with you!
Let’s go Broncos baby!
Let’s go Broncos baby!
Denver has an elite Pass Pro O-Line. (Their work in the ground game is not elite)
December 15, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Denver has an elite Pass Pro O-Line. (Their work in the ground game is not elite)
The Magic Number to clinch the number 1 seed is 2!
December 15, 2025 at 1:36 AM
The Magic Number to clinch the number 1 seed is 2!
Scoreboard!
December 15, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Scoreboard!
Did you watch today? Laser TDs, multiple 30+ yard completions. GTFOH
December 15, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Did you watch today? Laser TDs, multiple 30+ yard completions. GTFOH
Get started on getting over it. It’s happening.
December 15, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Get started on getting over it. It’s happening.
A saltwater Freshwater. :)
December 13, 2025 at 12:22 PM
A saltwater Freshwater. :)
My Latino friend says the only things all the Latin cultures agree on is that they all hate Argentines.
December 12, 2025 at 12:19 AM
My Latino friend says the only things all the Latin cultures agree on is that they all hate Argentines.
Yeah but do we really have to listen to Steal Your Face again???
December 10, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Yeah but do we really have to listen to Steal Your Face again???
When horses get shit stuck in their tail hair it’s called a jingle berry.
December 8, 2025 at 10:04 PM
When horses get shit stuck in their tail hair it’s called a jingle berry.
Or when they get caught with a dude in the airport bathroom… it was a demonic possession!
December 8, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Or when they get caught with a dude in the airport bathroom… it was a demonic possession!
Maybe… but I see this as him having lowered inhibitions from the dementia. His increased use of cursing and nastiness toward a class of people he disdains (women in this example) is the same way most dementia patients begin to behave as they lose control.
December 8, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Maybe… but I see this as him having lowered inhibitions from the dementia. His increased use of cursing and nastiness toward a class of people he disdains (women in this example) is the same way most dementia patients begin to behave as they lose control.
Winter temps gonna make the huge hog hide, tho.
December 8, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Winter temps gonna make the huge hog hide, tho.