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None of our posts represent actual LNP policy, except the really stupid ones.


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The Joyce-Hansen lovechild will be a creature to behold.
With gloves.

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January 28, 2026 at 5:25 AM
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Let’s hope the International Criminal Court doesn’t issue a warrant for the arrest of Herzog whilst he is in Australia because the government would be obliged to arrest him.

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January 28, 2026 at 5:16 AM
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It's fine for Israel's President Herzog to visit Australia. He's very popular in Palestine.

Many people there even have his autograph on their shell fragments.

#auspol
January 23, 2026 at 12:18 PM
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The Coalition is Strong!
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January 22, 2026 at 12:26 AM
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US citizens should leave Iran now. And probably the USA too.
January 14, 2026 at 12:18 AM
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Just a reminder that Madeleine King is on a "unity ticket" with Peter Malinauskas.

#auspol #lol
January 13, 2026 at 1:24 PM
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As brain farts go, Malinauskas' recent comments about Abdel-Fattah were 100% follow through.

#auspol #notevenashart
January 13, 2026 at 1:11 PM
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Australians are a bunch of anti-genocidal anti-semites and if you think that makes sense then no you don't where I?

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January 12, 2026 at 1:18 AM
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If your CV includes destroying a writer's festival maybe take a 12 month sabbatical.

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January 12, 2026 at 1:05 AM
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Buy a ticket to the Adelaide Writer's Festival if you don't want to miss out on the works of acclaimed author , Benjamin Netanyahoo.

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January 10, 2026 at 1:05 AM
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Clearly, the only suitable judge for a royal commission would be an Israeli judge.

#auspol
January 8, 2026 at 11:50 PM
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If you find yourself taken out by a drone strike in Sydney on New Year's , it's probably because you said something antisemitic like "Free Palestine" , or you were delivering food aid or something like that.

#auspol
December 30, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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Arming religious groups sounds like a really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really,
good idea.

If you want to get innocent people killed.
#auspol
December 28, 2025 at 9:57 AM
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A large, illegal gathering of reindeers pulling a sleigh have just been arrested. You can't be too careful.

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December 25, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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Today we can announce the formation of the Central Emotion Agency to ensure that everyone is shedding enough tears.

#auspol #SussanLey
December 23, 2025 at 9:41 AM
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Few people realize that the borders of Israel extend to Judea, Sumaria and New South Wales.

#auspol #nswpol
December 19, 2025 at 9:51 AM
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Things that don't contribute to antisemitism :

invasion, occupation, deliberate starvation, bombing hospitals

Things that are the sole and immediate cause of antisemitism :

jews peacefully protesting against genocide.

#auspol #nswpol
December 19, 2025 at 9:47 AM
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Albo and Minns have a lot of Chutzpah banning freedom.

Those of you previously chanting Free Palestine, will soon be chanting Free Australia.

For which you will be arrested.

#auspol #nswpol
December 19, 2025 at 9:25 AM
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Josh Frydenberg is right demand that we ban extremists from entering the country. #ABC730
antfarmer.bsky.social Antfarmer @antfarmer.bsky.social · Dec 17
People like Josh Frydenberg want to censor our art, university free speech, ban people from coming to this country who promote hate and violence against other human beings, but says NOTHING about the celebration of mass killing from extremist zionists. #ABC730
December 17, 2025 at 8:57 AM
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Josh Frydenberg is deeply offended that a journalist asked him questions during an interview.
#abc730
December 17, 2025 at 8:54 AM
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And all you 9 year olds trying to read the #auspol tag must verify your identity before commenting on Australian politics.
December 17, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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Those of you criticizing Josh Frydenberg for being a genocide apologist are just as anti-semitic as all the other people who don't know how to conflate peaceful protest with hate speech.

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December 17, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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Thank goodness we have Josh Frydenberg to tell us that mass protests against genocide are the cause of mass murder.

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December 17, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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If you want to rort travel allowances, take a helicopter.
Anika Wells is an amateur.

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December 7, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Looking for sponsors of the new Tassie stadium!!!
Early interest from debt collection agencies for some reason.

#politas
December 5, 2025 at 11:57 PM