@patri.xyz Thanks very much!

Dang, that’s the full list?

With the “don’t tell RFK Jr.” part I assumed I was about to learn that steel-cut oats cause autism

I stole this with only the slightest tweak from maybe the greatest comedy set of all time and I feel bad. But the cool part is now I can link it

Will you be releasing the rest of the seating chart one pair at a time?

Let’s see how the “Simply Doing a Bit” defense strategy goes for him

That’s Gotham, which was popularized by Obama’s campaign and quickly became the only font anyone was allowed to use for a good decade or so. Doesn’t look to me like “MELANIA” is actually set in Gotham, but the rest of the text on the popcorn ad could be. Obvs it’s a very similar font, whatever it is

What’s crazy is that this was published as a full-page ad on January 27, 1986

You can’t say “merry Christmas” and you can’t say you love big boobs, they’ve taken everything from us

Imagine having never heard of Mario and trying to figure out what the fuck you’re looking at here

Oh wow. Okay, maybe this IS the kinda thing he wants to be doing these days

Goddamnit Timo. I hope between this and that Nobody sequel, you have the money to make what you actually want to make

This does explain why nothing bad has happened since then

The last time they did this, it eventually came to light that Mr. Peanut wasn’t actually dead. That’s when I stopped trusting advertisements.

Sounds like he had no other choice

A cover by “Chill77” and EXCUSE ME?

At my company right now, Atomic Habits is being touted as this unassailable masterpiece. The principle of it sounds fine, I guess, but the frothing at the mouth by everyone in middle management and higher has me refusing to read it out of a sense of suspicion and self-preservation

120-pound pile of wax and fabric stuns in new photos

Insufficient, imo