dude idk even if u cut into the turkey and get a slice its like.............. u just covered the entire slice with the glaze using the knife..................

Can't get free leftover from family events anymore guys this is tragic I have to bring my own food to family holiday events now

My step dad, who several weeks ago glutened me by getting sushi with tempura and it was next to my sushi rolls: idk what glaze the turkey will have but you can like eat around it right?

SOCK

Yes it's 3:45am rn you'll never guess what happened with my brain when I was trying to sleep

very cute very fun but i def did just meet my neighbor when i was in a messy state LOL

my eyes met tiny green kitty eyes

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Also just someone going "my partner and I are celiac too we will make u a pie" hello???? I'll cry LMFAO I saw them again and they confirmed my apt number so I think they might actually do it guys