Romeo Trauma
@fairskyradio.bsky.social
Runs and drives, no title.
"It's ok to ride fast. It's not ok to ride in a hurry."
January 8, 2026 at 4:08 AM
"It's ok to ride fast. It's not ok to ride in a hurry."
All 10 of my knuckles have (mostly small) scars on them.
January 2, 2026 at 9:13 AM
All 10 of my knuckles have (mostly small) scars on them.
The time ball doesn't drop. It's clearly lowered gently. Takes 10 seconds to get all the way down and the pole ain't even long. I've seen flags get lowered faster.
There has never been a ball drop, only a ball lowering. Start and end the year in actual free fall, none of this gentle letdown shit.
There has never been a ball drop, only a ball lowering. Start and end the year in actual free fall, none of this gentle letdown shit.
January 1, 2026 at 3:18 AM
The time ball doesn't drop. It's clearly lowered gently. Takes 10 seconds to get all the way down and the pole ain't even long. I've seen flags get lowered faster.
There has never been a ball drop, only a ball lowering. Start and end the year in actual free fall, none of this gentle letdown shit.
There has never been a ball drop, only a ball lowering. Start and end the year in actual free fall, none of this gentle letdown shit.
I would just love a May Day General Strike this year.
December 23, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I would just love a May Day General Strike this year.
Fuck with security camera AI:
After you use a self check out, grab your receipt, then move your hand as if to grab gum or candy off the rack but don't actually grab the candy, do a reverse magic trick where you act like you palmed a pack of gum. Make it look sus af for the camera but stay clean.
After you use a self check out, grab your receipt, then move your hand as if to grab gum or candy off the rack but don't actually grab the candy, do a reverse magic trick where you act like you palmed a pack of gum. Make it look sus af for the camera but stay clean.
December 22, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Fuck with security camera AI:
After you use a self check out, grab your receipt, then move your hand as if to grab gum or candy off the rack but don't actually grab the candy, do a reverse magic trick where you act like you palmed a pack of gum. Make it look sus af for the camera but stay clean.
After you use a self check out, grab your receipt, then move your hand as if to grab gum or candy off the rack but don't actually grab the candy, do a reverse magic trick where you act like you palmed a pack of gum. Make it look sus af for the camera but stay clean.
Why doesn't shampoo come in bars like the other soaps?
December 21, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Why doesn't shampoo come in bars like the other soaps?
How many people should there be?
December 18, 2025 at 10:51 PM
How many people should there be?
Notes from a minor motorcycle accident last week (I'm fine, it's fine):
1. Wear your armor.
2. Wear your fucking armor.
3. God bless Elastikon.
1. Wear your armor.
2. Wear your fucking armor.
3. God bless Elastikon.
December 18, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Notes from a minor motorcycle accident last week (I'm fine, it's fine):
1. Wear your armor.
2. Wear your fucking armor.
3. God bless Elastikon.
1. Wear your armor.
2. Wear your fucking armor.
3. God bless Elastikon.
God I fucking love Los Angeles. What a city.
December 17, 2025 at 5:46 AM
God I fucking love Los Angeles. What a city.
"Oh cool this person posted about my niche, let's see if they're worth a follow."
Their feed, every fucking time:
- repost about politics
- repost a news blurb
- repost about politics
- repost about politics
- repost about politics
- Post about disliking their job
- repost about politics
Their feed, every fucking time:
- repost about politics
- repost a news blurb
- repost about politics
- repost about politics
- repost about politics
- Post about disliking their job
- repost about politics
November 15, 2025 at 7:17 PM
"Oh cool this person posted about my niche, let's see if they're worth a follow."
Their feed, every fucking time:
- repost about politics
- repost a news blurb
- repost about politics
- repost about politics
- repost about politics
- Post about disliking their job
- repost about politics
Their feed, every fucking time:
- repost about politics
- repost a news blurb
- repost about politics
- repost about politics
- repost about politics
- Post about disliking their job
- repost about politics
This bar has an exterior window in the men's room right alongside the urinal and every time I take a piss here I open that shit up wide.
November 12, 2025 at 3:38 AM
This bar has an exterior window in the men's room right alongside the urinal and every time I take a piss here I open that shit up wide.
Lost my headphones a week ago. Finally gave up and spent the money to order a replacement. Found the missing set 4 minutes after placing the order.
Good to have spares though.
Good to have spares though.
October 30, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Lost my headphones a week ago. Finally gave up and spent the money to order a replacement. Found the missing set 4 minutes after placing the order.
Good to have spares though.
Good to have spares though.
I live in a van and sometimes chill in a Home Depot parking lot because they have wifi and nice restrooms, and pretty often I get someone from ICE-out-of-LA taking a pic of my license plate while I'm there.
October 29, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I live in a van and sometimes chill in a Home Depot parking lot because they have wifi and nice restrooms, and pretty often I get someone from ICE-out-of-LA taking a pic of my license plate while I'm there.
If bears could talk I bet even more men would believe they could win a fight against one.
October 21, 2025 at 1:08 AM
If bears could talk I bet even more men would believe they could win a fight against one.
Smoking a joint in the parking lot of a gun show. Observation: lotta cargo vests.
October 18, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Smoking a joint in the parking lot of a gun show. Observation: lotta cargo vests.
Love a good freight train horn in the night.
October 16, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Love a good freight train horn in the night.
We got an inch of rain in Los Angeles last night/this morning and it's so cool. The LA river is now rapids, some streets are flooded, some streets are awash with dirt and gravel, the air is so clear, and everything smells fresh.
October 14, 2025 at 9:43 PM
We got an inch of rain in Los Angeles last night/this morning and it's so cool. The LA river is now rapids, some streets are flooded, some streets are awash with dirt and gravel, the air is so clear, and everything smells fresh.
Cinnamon spice oatmeal for breakfast is a better way to enjoy the seasonal flavor than a cs coffee.
October 4, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Cinnamon spice oatmeal for breakfast is a better way to enjoy the seasonal flavor than a cs coffee.
I'm kinda drunk, LA is a great city.
September 28, 2025 at 6:19 AM
I'm kinda drunk, LA is a great city.
I hear "the seats suck" and I don't disagree but you know who's just yeehaw'ed my ass to my destination every time? Cheap shit budget domestic airlines.
I've flown the premium guys plenty of times, I enjoy a good seat that reclines, the free ginger ale, but nobody's ever stranded me like American.
I've flown the premium guys plenty of times, I enjoy a good seat that reclines, the free ginger ale, but nobody's ever stranded me like American.
September 2, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I hear "the seats suck" and I don't disagree but you know who's just yeehaw'ed my ass to my destination every time? Cheap shit budget domestic airlines.
I've flown the premium guys plenty of times, I enjoy a good seat that reclines, the free ginger ale, but nobody's ever stranded me like American.
I've flown the premium guys plenty of times, I enjoy a good seat that reclines, the free ginger ale, but nobody's ever stranded me like American.
Deeply resent when my less-than-three's get turned into emoji hearts. My otherwise precise and servile communication medium has horribly perverted my expression, disgusting.
September 2, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Deeply resent when my less-than-three's get turned into emoji hearts. My otherwise precise and servile communication medium has horribly perverted my expression, disgusting.
Yee(I am so tired)haw.
September 1, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Yee(I am so tired)haw.
O'Hare predawn colorfully illuminated.
August 28, 2025 at 10:54 AM
O'Hare predawn colorfully illuminated.
If I only buy one joint at a time I can tell myself each joint is the last joint and I'm always quitting.
August 25, 2025 at 7:21 PM
If I only buy one joint at a time I can tell myself each joint is the last joint and I'm always quitting.
I like Little Free Libraries but I don't think they should hit when I search "library" on google maps because I really want somewhere to sit for free with wifi and air conditioning and all I can find are 16 birdhouses with books in them.
August 22, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I like Little Free Libraries but I don't think they should hit when I search "library" on google maps because I really want somewhere to sit for free with wifi and air conditioning and all I can find are 16 birdhouses with books in them.