Failstaff
@failstaff.bsky.social
Manic sadness goblin. Shitposter. Maybe some laughs.
After that Kid Rock performance, we all owe Ashlee Simpson an apology.
February 4, 2026 at 6:36 PM
After that Kid Rock performance, we all owe Ashlee Simpson an apology.
Should I be concerned that I keep seeing ghosts with ghostly versions of myself saying "... And this is what you will become."
January 11, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Should I be concerned that I keep seeing ghosts with ghostly versions of myself saying "... And this is what you will become."
After participating in The Masked Singer, are the contestants technically now furries?
January 3, 2026 at 5:51 PM
After participating in The Masked Singer, are the contestants technically now furries?
Me: Why are all the heros in my fantasy books like 18?
(Gets up and body doesn't move correctly)
Me: Oh, yeah.
(Gets up and body doesn't move correctly)
Me: Oh, yeah.
January 2, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Me: Why are all the heros in my fantasy books like 18?
(Gets up and body doesn't move correctly)
Me: Oh, yeah.
(Gets up and body doesn't move correctly)
Me: Oh, yeah.
Just picked up my copy of the hardback edition of For Whom the Belle Tolls by @sea-ya-later.bsky.social. It is so gorgeous and I can't wait to read it.
Also picked up Aurora Volume 1 by Red from OSP.
Now for the difficult part. Deciding which to read first.
Also picked up Aurora Volume 1 by Red from OSP.
Now for the difficult part. Deciding which to read first.
October 18, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Just picked up my copy of the hardback edition of For Whom the Belle Tolls by @sea-ya-later.bsky.social. It is so gorgeous and I can't wait to read it.
Also picked up Aurora Volume 1 by Red from OSP.
Now for the difficult part. Deciding which to read first.
Also picked up Aurora Volume 1 by Red from OSP.
Now for the difficult part. Deciding which to read first.
I'm not a not a Taylor Swift fan, but the glee in this article is barely disguised. Journalistic objectivity at CNN is clearly long dead.
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Finally, everyone can say bad things about Taylor Swift | CNN
It’s finally open season on America’s sweetheart. Even the fans are finding “Life of a Showgirl” rough going.
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October 8, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I'm not a not a Taylor Swift fan, but the glee in this article is barely disguised. Journalistic objectivity at CNN is clearly long dead.
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You know you're in for a hell of a day when you leave your apartment to get breakfast and find that a grown ass man shit themselves while waiting for the elevator.
October 4, 2025 at 3:36 PM
You know you're in for a hell of a day when you leave your apartment to get breakfast and find that a grown ass man shit themselves while waiting for the elevator.
In rewatching Mythbusters, I forgot just how much of the comedy was Tori hurting himself doing something dumb.
September 25, 2025 at 7:48 PM
In rewatching Mythbusters, I forgot just how much of the comedy was Tori hurting himself doing something dumb.
I demand beans in my chili, because I will not live in a world where I agree with Texas.
September 15, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I demand beans in my chili, because I will not live in a world where I agree with Texas.
Trix cereal is now advertising that it turns the milk a "mystery color". Is the color a mystery because they don't tell us the color beforehand or because science has yet to explain what the color is or the chemical process from which it is derived?
September 9, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Trix cereal is now advertising that it turns the milk a "mystery color". Is the color a mystery because they don't tell us the color beforehand or because science has yet to explain what the color is or the chemical process from which it is derived?
"It's an acquired taste" is the culinary equivalent of Stockholm Syndrome.
August 24, 2025 at 3:32 PM
"It's an acquired taste" is the culinary equivalent of Stockholm Syndrome.
Just saw a story that mentioned AI powered weapons. We don't have AGI we have LLMs, which is just predictive text on steroids. Allowing the same tech that thinks I'm trying to text ducking to target weapons is nothing short of suicidal ideation on a species level.
August 12, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Just saw a story that mentioned AI powered weapons. We don't have AGI we have LLMs, which is just predictive text on steroids. Allowing the same tech that thinks I'm trying to text ducking to target weapons is nothing short of suicidal ideation on a species level.
That Husky reacted like she was on the Coldplay Kiss Cam.
July 20, 2025 at 12:59 PM
That Husky reacted like she was on the Coldplay Kiss Cam.
Isn't the real embarrassment going to a concert that knows it's so boring they had a kiss cam?
July 18, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Isn't the real embarrassment going to a concert that knows it's so boring they had a kiss cam?
If the morbidity in the morbidly obese diagnosis could kick in any time now, that'd be great.
June 30, 2025 at 2:20 AM
If the morbidity in the morbidly obese diagnosis could kick in any time now, that'd be great.
The average number of skeletons per human body is greater than one thanks to pregnancies.
June 9, 2025 at 1:18 PM
The average number of skeletons per human body is greater than one thanks to pregnancies.
When a crow or raven remembers people who have wronged it it's a sign of intelligence and a cool bird fact. When I exhibit the same behavior I'm an asshole who's being petty.
June 6, 2025 at 3:28 PM
When a crow or raven remembers people who have wronged it it's a sign of intelligence and a cool bird fact. When I exhibit the same behavior I'm an asshole who's being petty.
People really don't understand evolution. I was speaking to a guy from Australia the other day and he said he was from Darwin.
June 6, 2025 at 3:28 PM
People really don't understand evolution. I was speaking to a guy from Australia the other day and he said he was from Darwin.
I don't understand how rich people can make fun of how poor people dress, when rich people invented fencing. Which is basically a knife fight where the two participants are dressed as sexy bee keepers.
May 30, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I don't understand how rich people can make fun of how poor people dress, when rich people invented fencing. Which is basically a knife fight where the two participants are dressed as sexy bee keepers.
The one acceptable use of AI, Mirrors. All mirrors should be equipped with AI that detects when you're unclothed and put up a warning like you have on photos on social media that says "This image contains graphic content. Are you sure you want to view it?"
May 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
The one acceptable use of AI, Mirrors. All mirrors should be equipped with AI that detects when you're unclothed and put up a warning like you have on photos on social media that says "This image contains graphic content. Are you sure you want to view it?"
If dust is mainly human skin cells, that would make your roomba carnivorous with a taste for human flesh.
May 23, 2025 at 1:29 PM
If dust is mainly human skin cells, that would make your roomba carnivorous with a taste for human flesh.
Fun fact: nipples are technically straws.
May 22, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Fun fact: nipples are technically straws.
It's a good thing I'm not a ventriloquist. I would walk up behind religious people and use the demon voice I do to inflict trauma. I would absolutely use that power for evil.
May 19, 2025 at 4:26 PM
It's a good thing I'm not a ventriloquist. I would walk up behind religious people and use the demon voice I do to inflict trauma. I would absolutely use that power for evil.