sometimes the solution to stop feeling sad really IS “eat an apple and touch grass”

feels like I slept til the heat death of the universe,, and I’m STILL sleepy,,,

I need this man carnally in every way possible

glad to hear it! I’ve been worried ;;

the wrists are extra bad 😭 never before have I been so glad Lucifer wears an annoying amount of clothes bc everyone else looks like I’m gonna break their hand if I hold it. it’s particularly annoying with Beel bc he’s supposed to be bulky 😭

YEAH I knew they posted a thing with him in the morning but didn’t know I predicted anything

WAIT WHAT

THATS SO COOL tell her hi for me, I still have the BIGGEST GAYEST crush on Scully

you are SO real for this

listen I love those toxic assholes and how shitty of human beings they are but on the rare occasion that they show they do, in fact, truly care for each other (before inevitably fucking each other over again) I cry

I’ll exchange one with you if I can give you one with Vanya!

I saw this vid the other day and it’s still the funniest thing ever