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Lisbeth Fae
@faelizabeth.bsky.social
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Why did the gods give me hands, if not to skeet?

Give me my tools, and I shall craft abominations

18+ She/they (ŝi/ri)🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🦕🦖
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THE MATCHA MUST FLOW🍵
A message from Ippodo Tea company, saying “November Removal of Tariffs for Green Tea The US government announced this month that the new tariffs put into place this year on Japanese products will no longer apply to green tea (including matcha). We will be removing the costs of tariffs from affected items, effective immediately.”
November 24, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Peak just arrived
Kara Buchanan new book “Full Bloom” from her “Magica Riot” series. Two women lay on an orange field opposite each other, fingers lightly intertwined.
November 22, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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A seabear barely kept at bay from SpongeBob and Co. by a perfectly round circle.
November 17, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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Wait, did it happen!?!? Is it at 200%!?!
Watcher plushie makeship page saying “200% funded”
November 8, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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Woman violently entering a room screaming “AHH!! I don’t have enough yuri!!!”
October 31, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Bookmarking this post for the future
Girl labeled “Apollo” throwing a ball “the gift of prophesy” at a group of girls; random internet users just trying to be comedic
October 23, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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A young girl devil sits sadly on a slide in a white dress, alone. Her horns have a halo made of paper lopsidedly hanging off them. Behind her the other kids, translucent angels, play with each other happily.
October 8, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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I don’t pray; atheist, and all.

But if Dolly *Fucking* Parton wants people to pray for her????
You bet your ass I’m gonna do it.
For Dolly.
Dolly Parton's sister Freida is asking for prayers for the country music icon amid the singer's string of health issues. "Last night, I was up all night praying for my sister, Dolly. Many of you know she hasn't been feeling her best lately," Freida wrote via Facebook alongside a photo of Dolly on Tuesday. "I truly believe in the power of prayer, and I have been lead to ask all of the world that loves her to be prayer warriors and pray with me.”
October 8, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Living in the rotting corpse of the Future is filled with terrors and once in a while something unexpected.
Google search for an ICE agent’s racist comment. Google’s AI Overview brings back “An Al does not have a genetic lineage or a "spank bank" because it is a computational system, not a biological being. The phrase "nothing from your genetic lineage would be in my spank bank" is a human-centric statement that does not apply to Al technology. The confusion likely stems from a misunderstanding of what a language model is and how it functions.”
September 27, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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When I looked up the video (www.reddit.com/r/Destiny/co...), the AI overview gave me back this gem
Google search for the agents racist comment. Google’s AI Overview came back with “An Al does not have a genetic lineage or a "spank bank" because it is a computational system, not a biological being. The phrase "nothing from your genetic lineage would be in my spank bank" is a human-centric statement that does not apply to Al technology. The confusion likely stems from a misunderstanding of what a language model is and how it functions.”
September 27, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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Girl saying “waow” but thinking “based based based based based based”
September 24, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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September 10, 2025 at 7:59 AM
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YALL.
PIZZA INDEX RISING
Pizzato pizza by the pentagon showing a 769% spike in activity
August 30, 2025 at 7:11 AM
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In this time of great darkness, getting the Valkyries as a new team has been a very gay bright point.

#valkyries 💜🖤🗡️
Fire Emblem character saying “I do not love my country. I love the people in it and I love the Valks.”
August 27, 2025 at 8:14 AM
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SO JEALOUS!!! She’s my favorite too! Your fit is now immaculate.

And as always, Go Valks 💜⚔️
Fire Emblem character saying “I do not love my country. I love the people in it and I love the Valks.”
August 27, 2025 at 8:11 AM
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“Ha, boob!”
Happy! Fun! Has a boob in it! 😁

“Haboob.” 🫥
Not happy. Not fun. Has nothing to do with boobs. Is in fact terrifying.
T-Rex soldier, in a prehistoric Vietnam War with an asteroid approaching, giving the 1000 yard stare
August 26, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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If there’s more trans folk in California than anywhere else then WHY AM I STILL STRUGGLING TO FIND THEM!?!?!?!?
Marin Kitagawa from “My Dress-Up Darling” screaming in a gym
August 20, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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The main cast of “My Little Pony”
August 19, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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I’m sorry but even being trans I gotta fight for my girls 😤😤😤
Suletta Mercury and Miorine Rembran from “Gundam: The Witch from Mercury”being an adorable couple Miorine making Suletta, just crowned winner of a mech fight, her new fiancée.
August 13, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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blamo.
A room turning into a spherical fiery blast zone. Game messages: "Byuk has died. Cause: Burn." as well as "Byuk is no longer having a tantrum"
August 5, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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"It was at this moment that she knew,

she fucked up."

That is 17,846 jugs of flammable fuel.
Goodbye, Byuk.
A furry Yttakin character "Byuk" from RimWorld entering a tantrum because she was upset. In her anger, she somehow lit a jug of chemfuel (basically gasoline) on fire. She stares wide eyed and shocked as the fuses light on a pile of no less than 17,846 other jugs of chemfuel. This bitch about to be atomized
August 5, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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Anime girl screaming “Let’s fucking go!”
July 24, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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NEW RIMWORLD DLC JUST DROPPED🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Girl screaming “LET’S FUCKING GO!”
July 11, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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Tuxedo Mask say “My job here is done”, with Sailor Moon replying “But you didn’t do anything”
June 25, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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Uh, YA FUCKIN' THINK?!?
Per the Associated Press: "The race’s ultimate outcome could say something about what kind of leader Democrats are looking for during President Donald Trump’s second term."
June 25, 2025 at 5:24 AM