Evie
@faeeevee.bsky.social
Maybe if I add a description the people will love me. Probably not.
She/Her, allegedly 🏳️⚧️
She/Her, allegedly 🏳️⚧️
This one would be much easier to find I’m sure.
February 18, 2026 at 1:45 AM
This one would be much easier to find I’m sure.
Why yes, I did wear it out of the house all day.
February 18, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Why yes, I did wear it out of the house all day.
Is that petty? Yea. Illegal? Probably! Would I actually do it? No, it would be a waste of perfectly good balls I could turn into D20s.
Funny to think about, though.
Funny to think about, though.
February 17, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Is that petty? Yea. Illegal? Probably! Would I actually do it? No, it would be a waste of perfectly good balls I could turn into D20s.
Funny to think about, though.
Funny to think about, though.
I'm having surgery sometime in the next few months. What if I message him while I'm recovering in the hospital, to tell him I'm in the hospital... And when he walks through the door, I chuck my fucking nuts at his head.
February 17, 2026 at 5:00 AM
I'm having surgery sometime in the next few months. What if I message him while I'm recovering in the hospital, to tell him I'm in the hospital... And when he walks through the door, I chuck my fucking nuts at his head.
They gotta bring Alfred Molina back to do the make-out noises. 😠
February 16, 2026 at 10:55 PM
They gotta bring Alfred Molina back to do the make-out noises. 😠
So I can’t make out with Abnur Tharn? 🥺
February 16, 2026 at 10:25 PM
So I can’t make out with Abnur Tharn? 🥺
Walking out on the lake~
If you never hear from me again, assume I fell through and drowned. But hopefully that doesn’t happen.
If you never hear from me again, assume I fell through and drowned. But hopefully that doesn’t happen.
February 16, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Walking out on the lake~
If you never hear from me again, assume I fell through and drowned. But hopefully that doesn’t happen.
If you never hear from me again, assume I fell through and drowned. But hopefully that doesn’t happen.
This was probably tmi, but it was also really funny so idgaf.
February 16, 2026 at 8:34 PM
This was probably tmi, but it was also really funny so idgaf.
Gotta try it on Abnur Tharn. 👀
February 16, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Gotta try it on Abnur Tharn. 👀
Chat I’m fucking OBSESSED
February 16, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Chat I’m fucking OBSESSED