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penned by pie. yeah . i made a slenderman. Whats it to you.
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penned by pie. yeah . i made a slenderman. Whats it to you.
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Seriously? Are you THAT impatient? God, you're just like Jeff.
Anyways, have fun with your Redbull, and don't go around snatching it from them like that, man. They have feelings too, just suppressed.
Anyways, have fun with your Redbull, and don't go around snatching it from them like that, man. They have feelings too, just suppressed.
THANK YOU.
( waiting, rather impatiently.. snatching the drink from the proxy with a sneer. )
t-t--took long enough.
THANK YOU.
( waiting, rather impatiently.. snatching the drink from the proxy with a sneer. )
t-t--took long enough.
Uh, yeah, I can. I just did.
LOOK. FINE. Okay? I'll get your damn Redbull.
[ Yawwnn. Telling his Proxy to get a White Peach Flavored Redbull. ]
[ After a while, it arrives with the Redbull, shoving his tentacles in the ground and sipping from the ominous grey can. ]
LOOK. FINE. Okay? I'll get your damn Redbull.
[ Yawwnn. Telling his Proxy to get a White Peach Flavored Redbull. ]
[ After a while, it arrives with the Redbull, shoving his tentacles in the ground and sipping from the ominous grey can. ]
January 31, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Seriously? Are you THAT impatient? God, you're just like Jeff.
Anyways, have fun with your Redbull, and don't go around snatching it from them like that, man. They have feelings too, just suppressed.
Anyways, have fun with your Redbull, and don't go around snatching it from them like that, man. They have feelings too, just suppressed.
Uh, yeah, I can. I just did.
LOOK. FINE. Okay? I'll get your damn Redbull.
[ Yawwnn. Telling his Proxy to get a White Peach Flavored Redbull. ]
[ After a while, it arrives with the Redbull, shoving his tentacles in the ground and sipping from the ominous grey can. ]
LOOK. FINE. Okay? I'll get your damn Redbull.
[ Yawwnn. Telling his Proxy to get a White Peach Flavored Redbull. ]
[ After a while, it arrives with the Redbull, shoving his tentacles in the ground and sipping from the ominous grey can. ]
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i wanted my WHITE PEACH FLAVORED REDBULL.
n-n-n-n--not this GASOLINE.
( taking the drink, tipping it over and pouring it out. )
you're like -- y-y-y--you CAN NOT compare your stomach to MINE.
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i wanted my WHITE PEACH FLAVORED REDBULL.
n-n-n-n--not this GASOLINE.
( taking the drink, tipping it over and pouring it out. )
you're like -- y-y-y--you CAN NOT compare your stomach to MINE.
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It's a ENERGETIC, man. Stop being a wuss about it.
[ He snatches the drink, his tentacles piercing through it and seemingly absorving the liquid in his system. Handing it over. ]
See, I'm perfect. Not even a single tummy ache, have it.
[ He snatches the drink, his tentacles piercing through it and seemingly absorving the liquid in his system. Handing it over. ]
See, I'm perfect. Not even a single tummy ache, have it.
January 31, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Uh, yeah, I can. I just did.
LOOK. FINE. Okay? I'll get your damn Redbull.
[ Yawwnn. Telling his Proxy to get a White Peach Flavored Redbull. ]
[ After a while, it arrives with the Redbull, shoving his tentacles in the ground and sipping from the ominous grey can. ]
LOOK. FINE. Okay? I'll get your damn Redbull.
[ Yawwnn. Telling his Proxy to get a White Peach Flavored Redbull. ]
[ After a while, it arrives with the Redbull, shoving his tentacles in the ground and sipping from the ominous grey can. ]
It's a ENERGETIC, man. Stop being a wuss about it.
[ He snatches the drink, his tentacles piercing through it and seemingly absorving the liquid in his system. Handing it over. ]
See, I'm perfect. Not even a single tummy ache, have it.
[ He snatches the drink, his tentacles piercing through it and seemingly absorving the liquid in his system. Handing it over. ]
See, I'm perfect. Not even a single tummy ache, have it.
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i mean, that's fine--
wh-wh-what the hell is this.
( holding up the pure aluminum can. pointing at it, brows furrowing. )
i'm NOT drinking this.
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i mean, that's fine--
wh-wh-what the hell is this.
( holding up the pure aluminum can. pointing at it, brows furrowing. )
i'm NOT drinking this.
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I mean, better than no redbull, right?
It.. it-- Could probably be gasoline, I'm not sure if they know the difference, just told them to get some random energetic. It's just...
[ Looking closer, it's just a fucking random gray can with no labels. ]
It.. it-- Could probably be gasoline, I'm not sure if they know the difference, just told them to get some random energetic. It's just...
[ Looking closer, it's just a fucking random gray can with no labels. ]
January 31, 2026 at 5:46 PM
It's a ENERGETIC, man. Stop being a wuss about it.
[ He snatches the drink, his tentacles piercing through it and seemingly absorving the liquid in his system. Handing it over. ]
See, I'm perfect. Not even a single tummy ache, have it.
[ He snatches the drink, his tentacles piercing through it and seemingly absorving the liquid in his system. Handing it over. ]
See, I'm perfect. Not even a single tummy ache, have it.
I mean, better than no redbull, right?
It.. it-- Could probably be gasoline, I'm not sure if they know the difference, just told them to get some random energetic. It's just...
[ Looking closer, it's just a fucking random gray can with no labels. ]
It.. it-- Could probably be gasoline, I'm not sure if they know the difference, just told them to get some random energetic. It's just...
[ Looking closer, it's just a fucking random gray can with no labels. ]
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bro got me the redbull of mysterious origin...
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bro got me the redbull of mysterious origin...
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I don't usually tend to read the label, sorry, man. Look, I'll get you a new one.
[ He sits down, stretching, one of his Proxies brings back another Red Bull. ]
Here, not sure where they got it from but it works.
[ He sits down, stretching, one of his Proxies brings back another Red Bull. ]
Here, not sure where they got it from but it works.
January 31, 2026 at 5:35 PM
I mean, better than no redbull, right?
It.. it-- Could probably be gasoline, I'm not sure if they know the difference, just told them to get some random energetic. It's just...
[ Looking closer, it's just a fucking random gray can with no labels. ]
It.. it-- Could probably be gasoline, I'm not sure if they know the difference, just told them to get some random energetic. It's just...
[ Looking closer, it's just a fucking random gray can with no labels. ]
I don't usually tend to read the label, sorry, man. Look, I'll get you a new one.
[ He sits down, stretching, one of his Proxies brings back another Red Bull. ]
Here, not sure where they got it from but it works.
[ He sits down, stretching, one of his Proxies brings back another Red Bull. ]
Here, not sure where they got it from but it works.
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dude it had TOBY written on the thing.
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dude it had TOBY written on the thing.
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... That was YOUR redbull?
January 31, 2026 at 5:30 PM
I don't usually tend to read the label, sorry, man. Look, I'll get you a new one.
[ He sits down, stretching, one of his Proxies brings back another Red Bull. ]
Here, not sure where they got it from but it works.
[ He sits down, stretching, one of his Proxies brings back another Red Bull. ]
Here, not sure where they got it from but it works.
... That was YOUR redbull?
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who. took. my. redbull.
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who. took. my. redbull.
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January 31, 2026 at 5:20 PM
... That was YOUR redbull?
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⠀⠀Employees get free pizza.
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⠀⠀Employees get free pizza.
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January 31, 2026 at 2:52 AM
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⠀⠀Employees get free pizza.
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I ain't mad BITCH. Look at where you workin at bruh
aaah you mad . ahaha you maaaad .
Jeff the PRICK . HOW DOES THAT SOUND TO YOU HUH JACKASS
January 31, 2026 at 3:15 PM
I ain't mad BITCH. Look at where you workin at bruh
Jeff the PRICK . HOW DOES THAT SOUND TO YOU HUH JACKASS
bitch . bitch bitch bitch . slenderbitch .
Yep. Bet that breaks your tiny heart in a billion pieces.
January 31, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Jeff the PRICK . HOW DOES THAT SOUND TO YOU HUH JACKASS
Yep. Bet that breaks your tiny heart in a billion pieces.
what the fuck
See Jeff . I depicted myself as the chad nonchalant 7 feet tall cryptid, and you? As the chud weak minded soyjak.
January 30, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Yep. Bet that breaks your tiny heart in a billion pieces.
This place sucks.
January 30, 2026 at 12:47 AM
This place sucks.
See Jeff . I depicted myself as the chad nonchalant 7 feet tall cryptid, and you? As the chud weak minded soyjak.
January 29, 2026 at 11:38 PM
See Jeff . I depicted myself as the chad nonchalant 7 feet tall cryptid, and you? As the chud weak minded soyjak.
[ Just . teleporting away out of the way and making Jeff trip on his shoe, fixing his tie . ]
Get ahold of yourself, Jeff.
Oh, you might also have to take some medication, you might have contracted temporary Slender Sickness.
[ . Then he's Gone in a puff of smoke ]
Get ahold of yourself, Jeff.
Oh, you might also have to take some medication, you might have contracted temporary Slender Sickness.
[ . Then he's Gone in a puff of smoke ]
…….
[ jumping up to charge at him again . ]
[ jumping up to charge at him again . ]
...
I might or might have not put your hand in boiling water when you were sleeping . Just might have and might have not.
[ Slowly getting ready to teleport away ]
I might or might have not put your hand in boiling water when you were sleeping . Just might have and might have not.
[ Slowly getting ready to teleport away ]
January 29, 2026 at 11:36 PM
[ Just . teleporting away out of the way and making Jeff trip on his shoe, fixing his tie . ]
Get ahold of yourself, Jeff.
Oh, you might also have to take some medication, you might have contracted temporary Slender Sickness.
[ . Then he's Gone in a puff of smoke ]
Get ahold of yourself, Jeff.
Oh, you might also have to take some medication, you might have contracted temporary Slender Sickness.
[ . Then he's Gone in a puff of smoke ]
...
I might or might have not put your hand in boiling water when you were sleeping . Just might have and might have not.
[ Slowly getting ready to teleport away ]
I might or might have not put your hand in boiling water when you were sleeping . Just might have and might have not.
[ Slowly getting ready to teleport away ]
[ fucking ow .. ]
ghh .. i was taking a fuckin’ nap ! shithead ….
…. hey why’s my hand all pink .
ghh .. i was taking a fuckin’ nap ! shithead ….
…. hey why’s my hand all pink .
I'M GOING TO KILL YOUUUUUU.
[ He says before throwing Jeff against a wall . Yeowch . He coughs a bit, from what mouth? No idea ]
You need to take a JOKE, man, jeez.
[ Jeff's hand is also burnt... ]
[ He says before throwing Jeff against a wall . Yeowch . He coughs a bit, from what mouth? No idea ]
You need to take a JOKE, man, jeez.
[ Jeff's hand is also burnt... ]
January 29, 2026 at 11:33 PM
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I might or might have not put your hand in boiling water when you were sleeping . Just might have and might have not.
[ Slowly getting ready to teleport away ]
I might or might have not put your hand in boiling water when you were sleeping . Just might have and might have not.
[ Slowly getting ready to teleport away ]
I'M GOING TO KILL YOUUUUUU.
[ He says before throwing Jeff against a wall . Yeowch . He coughs a bit, from what mouth? No idea ]
You need to take a JOKE, man, jeez.
[ Jeff's hand is also burnt... ]
[ He says before throwing Jeff against a wall . Yeowch . He coughs a bit, from what mouth? No idea ]
You need to take a JOKE, man, jeez.
[ Jeff's hand is also burnt... ]
[ FLAILING . THRASHING . ]
GGHKKGHKGGGKHK —
GGHKKGHKGGGKHK —
FUCKKKKKKKKKK. YOU. LITTLE SHIT. JEFF.
[ GENUINELY choking the other out with his tentacles ]
I HOPE YOU CHOKEEEEEEE
[ GENUINELY choking the other out with his tentacles ]
I HOPE YOU CHOKEEEEEEE
January 29, 2026 at 11:31 PM
I'M GOING TO KILL YOUUUUUU.
[ He says before throwing Jeff against a wall . Yeowch . He coughs a bit, from what mouth? No idea ]
You need to take a JOKE, man, jeez.
[ Jeff's hand is also burnt... ]
[ He says before throwing Jeff against a wall . Yeowch . He coughs a bit, from what mouth? No idea ]
You need to take a JOKE, man, jeez.
[ Jeff's hand is also burnt... ]
FUCKKKKKKKKKK. YOU. LITTLE SHIT. JEFF.
[ GENUINELY choking the other out with his tentacles ]
I HOPE YOU CHOKEEEEEEE
[ GENUINELY choking the other out with his tentacles ]
I HOPE YOU CHOKEEEEEEE
AAAGH —
[ he shoots up , impulsively grabbing his knife and stabbing it into slenderman’s leg . again . ]
[ he shoots up , impulsively grabbing his knife and stabbing it into slenderman’s leg . again . ]
... Is he even alive?
[ Looking away, pulling the boiling water away before slowly starting to play ANNOYINGLY loud static noises . Ear drumming sounds ... ]
[ Looking away, pulling the boiling water away before slowly starting to play ANNOYINGLY loud static noises . Ear drumming sounds ... ]
January 29, 2026 at 11:28 PM
FUCKKKKKKKKKK. YOU. LITTLE SHIT. JEFF.
[ GENUINELY choking the other out with his tentacles ]
I HOPE YOU CHOKEEEEEEE
[ GENUINELY choking the other out with his tentacles ]
I HOPE YOU CHOKEEEEEEE
I'm so old, man. And skinny. I'm so tired.
January 29, 2026 at 11:26 PM
I'm so old, man. And skinny. I'm so tired.
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February 5, 2025 at 6:52 PM
... Is he even alive?
[ Looking away, pulling the boiling water away before slowly starting to play ANNOYINGLY loud static noises . Ear drumming sounds ... ]
[ Looking away, pulling the boiling water away before slowly starting to play ANNOYINGLY loud static noises . Ear drumming sounds ... ]
[ horrible day to have nerve damage . honk shoo . ]
[ Using his tentacles to put Jeff's hand in a boiling pot of water. ]
SLENDER TRICKEERRRRYYYY!!!
SLENDER TRICKEERRRRYYYY!!!
January 29, 2026 at 11:23 PM
... Is he even alive?
[ Looking away, pulling the boiling water away before slowly starting to play ANNOYINGLY loud static noises . Ear drumming sounds ... ]
[ Looking away, pulling the boiling water away before slowly starting to play ANNOYINGLY loud static noises . Ear drumming sounds ... ]
The whole family is reunited. We got Jack, we got Jeff, we got Toby... and we got Slenderman. That's great.
Kinda wish those three got along more well.
Kinda wish those three got along more well.
January 29, 2026 at 11:15 PM
The whole family is reunited. We got Jack, we got Jeff, we got Toby... and we got Slenderman. That's great.
Kinda wish those three got along more well.
Kinda wish those three got along more well.
[ Using his tentacles to put Jeff's hand in a boiling pot of water. ]
SLENDER TRICKEERRRRYYYY!!!
SLENDER TRICKEERRRRYYYY!!!
[ suddenly snoring loud as fuck ??? ]
January 29, 2026 at 11:14 PM
[ Using his tentacles to put Jeff's hand in a boiling pot of water. ]
SLENDER TRICKEERRRRYYYY!!!
SLENDER TRICKEERRRRYYYY!!!
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STOP. FIGHTING. YOU TWO.
January 29, 2026 at 10:27 PM
STOP. FIGHTING. YOU TWO.
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⭑ I've pulled some strings. You don't die as easily this time.
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January 28, 2026 at 6:33 AM
⭑ I've pulled some strings. You don't die as easily this time.
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Gotta reunite the family unless they'll KILL each other.
January 29, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Gotta reunite the family unless they'll KILL each other.