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call me anything but late for dinner
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Calling me Ezra, etc. is fine. No worries. Using this to reach out to dimilix buds and maybe share some snippets.
jingles sideways this is when we get our dimilix holiday alt which is to say the two of them smashed together tied with ribbon
December 13, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I should really write fallen angelix winter godmitri prequel I am in the mood for weird
December 11, 2025 at 7:14 PM
felix inventing sneakers so that brave dimitri's bare feet are covered. this is madness!! this is shameful!! this is explicit!!!
December 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
ahhh we had snow... somehow... this makes me think about fantasy folk tale dimilix...
snow queen dimitri but felix barges in, demands dimitri turn up the heat, and proceeds to grief him about frozen swords are no good to anyone
December 10, 2025 at 1:09 AM
my biggest amusement with the USPS is going in to talk to our postal workers and they ask me about boxes so I just get to go "it's a /horse/" and leave it as vague as possible beyond that
December 9, 2025 at 12:36 AM
🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
December 8, 2025 at 6:08 PM
*flips table* dimiilx self-indulgence LET ME HAVE IT NOW mmnnnm mnnnnrrrrrr
December 7, 2025 at 10:38 PM
everyone keep me away from the edgar wright movies
December 7, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Going to finish dimilix exchange tonight freak out declare it silly and write the most self indulgent weirdness I can see it
December 5, 2025 at 8:11 PM
In my head this is Felix's fault for demanding Dimitri dress as the Boar Princess at the harvest ball and also Felix's fault for saying Annette and Mercedes could make a boar look royal
December 5, 2025 at 12:48 AM
santalix jingling menacingly intensifies somewhere wintermitri is starting to collect the ceremonial fir trees and put the boars through their winter training in expectation for the holiday events
December 4, 2025 at 8:44 PM
FEH channel totally going to deliver goth wolf lady into our laps I am sure of it
December 4, 2025 at 3:01 AM
"oh but ezra, they would never talk - "
1) dimitri is a disney princess. he can talk to animals!!
2) felix is a boar wrangler of the highest calibre - boars are ALMOST as wily and messy as racoons he at least has a shot
3) okay but a racoon DID have a wild party in beer store what is reality
sorry today i'm still stuck on "raccoon broke into the ABC store, had a wild party, and passed out in the bathroom" being real
how does this tie into dimilix? haven't figured out yet maybe they are called in to counsel the critter on its life choices
December 4, 2025 at 12:04 AM
sorry today i'm still stuck on "raccoon broke into the ABC store, had a wild party, and passed out in the bathroom" being real
how does this tie into dimilix? haven't figured out yet maybe they are called in to counsel the critter on its life choices
December 3, 2025 at 11:49 PM
this is fine. this is absolutely fine.
December 1, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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🤔 like this? Or is this not cringey enough
December 1, 2025 at 7:58 PM
dimilix kiss...
dimilix sword....
dimilix kiss....
dimilix sword...
dimilix jingle...
dimilix menace....
wait we need a dimilix word search now it needs to be cringe
December 1, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I wrote like ten pages of exchange today which may or may not be a lot because I do mean write as in a literal exercise
but it sure does help to have menacing jingling behind me!!!
November 30, 2025 at 8:29 PM
dimilix time!!!!
November 29, 2025 at 11:27 PM
i made the mistake of remembering i have a ton of yurimilix-flavored coloring pages that will take me forever to cover arghargh so... cute....
November 28, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I was going to use 'BoarFeetandPregnant" but alas the names can't be that long. Felix can have a little dignity today....
November 27, 2025 at 1:48 PM
wip wednesday? uhhh what do you want for dimilix thanksgiving harvest festival? what are they doing?
November 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM
November 24, 2025 at 11:34 PM
felix dressing up as a sexy ringleader as he shows off lionmitri being like "BEHOLD. I WILL TAME THE BEAST."

meanwhile lionmitri's just like "hmm, look at those sequined tights. it'd be a shame if they ripped."
November 23, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Dimilix... I must dimilix tomorrow.... 🤔🤔🤔🤔😑😑🤺
November 23, 2025 at 12:40 AM