💀Ezra🍔
@ezra.solutions
Your favorite phone support technician. He/Him/Ez. Madisonian. Jeff Gerstmann once called me a "multi-hyphenate"
it is my solemn duty, in which I take no pleasure, to say "kirkkanda forever"
January 14, 2026 at 1:17 AM
it is my solemn duty, in which I take no pleasure, to say "kirkkanda forever"
what is an "expiration date" anyway
January 13, 2026 at 3:06 PM
what is an "expiration date" anyway
when my dad died they had the "secular mix" on at the funeral home and I heard a slow piano rendition of My Heart Will Go On like ten times that afternoon. he *hated* that song
January 12, 2026 at 9:31 PM
when my dad died they had the "secular mix" on at the funeral home and I heard a slow piano rendition of My Heart Will Go On like ten times that afternoon. he *hated* that song
so does nobody care about these issues, making them electorally meaningless, or are they influential enough to "ratfuck" elections when pressed?
January 12, 2026 at 3:19 PM
so does nobody care about these issues, making them electorally meaningless, or are they influential enough to "ratfuck" elections when pressed?
I do think they're intentionally inviting the comparison by sticking so closely to headlinese here
January 10, 2026 at 3:49 AM
I do think they're intentionally inviting the comparison by sticking so closely to headlinese here
ooh tfw you flash friday
January 10, 2026 at 12:11 AM
ooh tfw you flash friday
why they all look like rubber guys
January 10, 2026 at 12:09 AM
why they all look like rubber guys
though if it gets weirdos with functioning pancreases to stop buying up real CGMs and buy some bullshit that doesn't work instead I'm fine with that
January 8, 2026 at 1:00 PM
though if it gets weirdos with functioning pancreases to stop buying up real CGMs and buy some bullshit that doesn't work instead I'm fine with that
is it fda approved to use to make treatment decisions? this is hugely important (and if it's not, no, it's not the monitor we've been waiting for)
January 8, 2026 at 12:30 PM
is it fda approved to use to make treatment decisions? this is hugely important (and if it's not, no, it's not the monitor we've been waiting for)
I could have sworn this was true for longer than this, but as far as I can tell through archive.org this was moved up starting in 2025
Internet Archive: Digital Library of Free & Borrowable Texts, Movies, Music & Wayback Machine
archive.org
January 7, 2026 at 6:09 PM
I could have sworn this was true for longer than this, but as far as I can tell through archive.org this was moved up starting in 2025
scams like this live on half-thoughts like "electromagnetism is a very powerful force"
January 1, 2026 at 11:15 PM
scams like this live on half-thoughts like "electromagnetism is a very powerful force"
oh, sure, like we're gonna have battlefields in two years
December 31, 2025 at 9:43 PM
oh, sure, like we're gonna have battlefields in two years