Excuse me where’s TOOL?

If only we’d *just* buried Dick Cheney.

Needs more drug-fueled stammering

I sense the dog is fed up and will make a valiant attempt to bite the hell out of its tail.

Abolished

I remember back during your short-lived live show you proclaimed that if the EC had not been explicitly written into the Constitution it would quite accurately be unconstitutional, and Fox and the rest of the right-wing echo chamber lost their freaking minds over it.

A metaphors go it was <chef’s kiss>

He’s a coward. He has to resort to stochastic terrorism.

I’m running out of cars I feel comfortable driving.

Almost like they’re corrupt, soulless opportunists or something.

Trump was also reportedly a Democrat back then himself. Guess he’s guilty too.

Was said pushback reported to have happened?🙏

Rosenstein?? The guy who saved his hide by jamming up the Mueller investigation??

But Republicans are the “states rights” party. There must be some mistake.🙄

Outside of free and fair elections, dementia is perhaps best poised to take him down…which doesn’t inspire a great surplus of hope.