irishreacts
@exytstageleft.bsky.social
tiny. loud. opinionated. loud. caring.
THIS JUST IN APPARENTLY SCREAM SEVEN?!?! shut up and take my money at this point im not even mad
February 4, 2026 at 12:54 AM
THIS JUST IN APPARENTLY SCREAM SEVEN?!?! shut up and take my money at this point im not even mad
Dad: you need to get a job and save money
Also Dad: don’t work more than ten hours a day it’s not worth it
SIR?! Sir. Siiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrr-
Also Dad: don’t work more than ten hours a day it’s not worth it
SIR?! Sir. Siiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrr-
February 3, 2026 at 9:56 AM
Dad: you need to get a job and save money
Also Dad: don’t work more than ten hours a day it’s not worth it
SIR?! Sir. Siiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrr-
Also Dad: don’t work more than ten hours a day it’s not worth it
SIR?! Sir. Siiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrr-
Nobody:
Fucking Nobody:
Me: *can only say John Adams like Jonathan Groff for the rest of her life*
Fucking Nobody:
Me: *can only say John Adams like Jonathan Groff for the rest of her life*
February 2, 2026 at 11:02 AM
Nobody:
Fucking Nobody:
Me: *can only say John Adams like Jonathan Groff for the rest of her life*
Fucking Nobody:
Me: *can only say John Adams like Jonathan Groff for the rest of her life*
Dad: I’m gonna be up early so..(if you hear shit it’s me)
Me: what can i make noise with RIGHT NOW
Dad: i mean if it’s the last thing* you ever do it might as we-
*Me: CACKLES
Me: what can i make noise with RIGHT NOW
Dad: i mean if it’s the last thing* you ever do it might as we-
*Me: CACKLES
January 31, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Dad: I’m gonna be up early so..(if you hear shit it’s me)
Me: what can i make noise with RIGHT NOW
Dad: i mean if it’s the last thing* you ever do it might as we-
*Me: CACKLES
Me: what can i make noise with RIGHT NOW
Dad: i mean if it’s the last thing* you ever do it might as we-
*Me: CACKLES
no because the rocket romano storyline is one of the best things to happen to television.
January 28, 2026 at 12:53 AM
no because the rocket romano storyline is one of the best things to happen to television.
who the fucks idea was it for both Bert Kriescher and Tony Romo to have voices at the same fucking time for this fucking football game I just wanna talk to them I JUST WANNA TA-
January 25, 2026 at 8:00 PM
who the fucks idea was it for both Bert Kriescher and Tony Romo to have voices at the same fucking time for this fucking football game I just wanna talk to them I JUST WANNA TA-
if Mattel wanted to make an autistic Barbie they should have just made the accessories to put on any Barbie because that’s how that works. #barbie
January 12, 2026 at 5:18 PM
if Mattel wanted to make an autistic Barbie they should have just made the accessories to put on any Barbie because that’s how that works. #barbie
too many employees wanted actual rights and starbucks said “we don’t want to be everywhere because rebranding” and not “we fired everyone in a massive civil rights violation so there are barely workers left”
Starbucks spent years trying to become an inescapable storefront on the streets of New York, Los Angeles and other big cities in America. Now that’s coming to an end. https://cnn.it/4q8AJ6D
December 30, 2025 at 2:44 AM
too many employees wanted actual rights and starbucks said “we don’t want to be everywhere because rebranding” and not “we fired everyone in a massive civil rights violation so there are barely workers left”
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The EPSTEIN Files are a much quicker read than I expected.
December 20, 2025 at 8:12 PM
The EPSTEIN Files are a much quicker read than I expected.
me: i just need tortillas and Funyuns from the store
dad: soup, crackers, turkey, Swiss, bread, grapes, yogurt drink, Funyuns, tortillas, triscuit.
me, to me: holy shit dad called you out
also me: like it’s hard to call your predictable ass out
me: WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON
dad: soup, crackers, turkey, Swiss, bread, grapes, yogurt drink, Funyuns, tortillas, triscuit.
me, to me: holy shit dad called you out
also me: like it’s hard to call your predictable ass out
me: WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON
December 14, 2025 at 12:09 AM
me: i just need tortillas and Funyuns from the store
dad: soup, crackers, turkey, Swiss, bread, grapes, yogurt drink, Funyuns, tortillas, triscuit.
me, to me: holy shit dad called you out
also me: like it’s hard to call your predictable ass out
me: WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON
dad: soup, crackers, turkey, Swiss, bread, grapes, yogurt drink, Funyuns, tortillas, triscuit.
me, to me: holy shit dad called you out
also me: like it’s hard to call your predictable ass out
me: WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON
Dad, seeing at least the second Eagle slip: oh but they won’t change their cleats until at least three more players slip
THE NEXT FUCKING SHOT: the longer cleats on the sidelines
me, like Jim Hawkins: how does he bloody DO that?!?
THE NEXT FUCKING SHOT: the longer cleats on the sidelines
me, like Jim Hawkins: how does he bloody DO that?!?
November 11, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Dad, seeing at least the second Eagle slip: oh but they won’t change their cleats until at least three more players slip
THE NEXT FUCKING SHOT: the longer cleats on the sidelines
me, like Jim Hawkins: how does he bloody DO that?!?
THE NEXT FUCKING SHOT: the longer cleats on the sidelines
me, like Jim Hawkins: how does he bloody DO that?!?
“OH you know the dad / son we watched?? (COPS adjacent)
“Yahp.”
“They were driving through the Wisconsin streets”
“Did they say wher- it’s Milwaukee. Ten to one it’s Milwaukee.”
“It was Milwaukee.”
“That’s her! That’s my girl. She’s my favorite for a reason! #justwisconsinthings
“Yahp.”
“They were driving through the Wisconsin streets”
“Did they say wher- it’s Milwaukee. Ten to one it’s Milwaukee.”
“It was Milwaukee.”
“That’s her! That’s my girl. She’s my favorite for a reason! #justwisconsinthings
November 7, 2025 at 9:05 PM
“OH you know the dad / son we watched?? (COPS adjacent)
“Yahp.”
“They were driving through the Wisconsin streets”
“Did they say wher- it’s Milwaukee. Ten to one it’s Milwaukee.”
“It was Milwaukee.”
“That’s her! That’s my girl. She’s my favorite for a reason! #justwisconsinthings
“Yahp.”
“They were driving through the Wisconsin streets”
“Did they say wher- it’s Milwaukee. Ten to one it’s Milwaukee.”
“It was Milwaukee.”
“That’s her! That’s my girl. She’s my favorite for a reason! #justwisconsinthings
Dad: Cindy Lou Who lives in Whoville..
Me: hahahahah yah.
Dad: and Horton Hears a Who…
Me, no idea where this is going: uh huh..
Dad: are they the same Who’s?
Me: OOHH! Yah. The Who’s live on a speck of dust; and Horton hears them floating around on it.
Dad: I can sleep at night again.
Me: 😂😂⚰️
Me: hahahahah yah.
Dad: and Horton Hears a Who…
Me, no idea where this is going: uh huh..
Dad: are they the same Who’s?
Me: OOHH! Yah. The Who’s live on a speck of dust; and Horton hears them floating around on it.
Dad: I can sleep at night again.
Me: 😂😂⚰️
October 28, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Dad: Cindy Lou Who lives in Whoville..
Me: hahahahah yah.
Dad: and Horton Hears a Who…
Me, no idea where this is going: uh huh..
Dad: are they the same Who’s?
Me: OOHH! Yah. The Who’s live on a speck of dust; and Horton hears them floating around on it.
Dad: I can sleep at night again.
Me: 😂😂⚰️
Me: hahahahah yah.
Dad: and Horton Hears a Who…
Me, no idea where this is going: uh huh..
Dad: are they the same Who’s?
Me: OOHH! Yah. The Who’s live on a speck of dust; and Horton hears them floating around on it.
Dad: I can sleep at night again.
Me: 😂😂⚰️
hey hey djt
how many rooms did you gold today
hey hey puta naranja
nothing rhymes with orange
kkkkkkkkkkaroline
bah dah dah
your mouth never makes true words
they’re false fuck you get bent
how many rooms did you gold today
hey hey puta naranja
nothing rhymes with orange
kkkkkkkkkkaroline
bah dah dah
your mouth never makes true words
they’re false fuck you get bent
October 3, 2025 at 12:10 AM
hey hey djt
how many rooms did you gold today
hey hey puta naranja
nothing rhymes with orange
kkkkkkkkkkaroline
bah dah dah
your mouth never makes true words
they’re false fuck you get bent
how many rooms did you gold today
hey hey puta naranja
nothing rhymes with orange
kkkkkkkkkkaroline
bah dah dah
your mouth never makes true words
they’re false fuck you get bent
hey this is a long way to say the secretary of war has a small dick and is trying to piss on everything
Sec. Pete Hegseth says his new military policies aren’t meant to block women from serving in combat jobs, but “so be it” if “no women qualify.”
October 1, 2025 at 3:39 AM
hey this is a long way to say the secretary of war has a small dick and is trying to piss on everything
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Federal employees across the government reported seeing similar messages. Experts say the messages may violate ethics laws meant to keep partisan politics out of day-to-day governing.
Trump administration uses taxpayer dollars to blame Democrats for government shutdown
Federal employees across the government reported seeing similar messages. Experts say the messages may violate ethics laws meant to keep partisan politics out of day-to-day governing.
n.pr
September 30, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Federal employees across the government reported seeing similar messages. Experts say the messages may violate ethics laws meant to keep partisan politics out of day-to-day governing.
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If you don’t want to be called a Nazi or Hitler, maybe stop quoting him verbatim?
September 30, 2025 at 10:32 PM
If you don’t want to be called a Nazi or Hitler, maybe stop quoting him verbatim?
nfl announcer: ..with Micah Parsons; and this proves -
dad: that Jerry Jones has absolutely fucking lost his mind this time; for real
dad: that Jerry Jones has absolutely fucking lost his mind this time; for real
September 12, 2025 at 12:51 AM
nfl announcer: ..with Micah Parsons; and this proves -
dad: that Jerry Jones has absolutely fucking lost his mind this time; for real
dad: that Jerry Jones has absolutely fucking lost his mind this time; for real
forensic files is the dead people’s macguyver no i will not be elaborating at this time
August 30, 2025 at 2:32 AM
forensic files is the dead people’s macguyver no i will not be elaborating at this time
nobody:
absolutely nobody:
me: fixes a kids glasses with found superglue (purse); thumbtack (office); and tried a used staple first
also me: *face*
me: what this counts as making / fixing props
absolutely nobody:
me: fixes a kids glasses with found superglue (purse); thumbtack (office); and tried a used staple first
also me: *face*
me: what this counts as making / fixing props
April 12, 2025 at 6:45 AM
nobody:
absolutely nobody:
me: fixes a kids glasses with found superglue (purse); thumbtack (office); and tried a used staple first
also me: *face*
me: what this counts as making / fixing props
absolutely nobody:
me: fixes a kids glasses with found superglue (purse); thumbtack (office); and tried a used staple first
also me: *face*
me: what this counts as making / fixing props
ooohhhh no no no no who the fuck is we
April 9, 2025 at 3:47 PM
ooohhhh no no no no who the fuck is we
nobody:
me; reading: it is insane that I forgot how many times they used the word perimeter during the columbine shooting
me; reading: it is insane that I forgot how many times they used the word perimeter during the columbine shooting
March 22, 2025 at 5:58 AM
nobody:
me; reading: it is insane that I forgot how many times they used the word perimeter during the columbine shooting
me; reading: it is insane that I forgot how many times they used the word perimeter during the columbine shooting
nobody:
law and order the original; in a beginning episode: “…ludes”
me: fucking *nobody* calls them that
law and order the original; in a beginning episode: “…ludes”
me: fucking *nobody* calls them that
March 9, 2025 at 1:28 AM
nobody:
law and order the original; in a beginning episode: “…ludes”
me: fucking *nobody* calls them that
law and order the original; in a beginning episode: “…ludes”
me: fucking *nobody* calls them that
nobody:
me, watching any one of these shows but this time it’s CSI: “ooohhhhh, kid-in-a-dryer”
me, watching any one of these shows but this time it’s CSI: “ooohhhhh, kid-in-a-dryer”
March 7, 2025 at 10:23 PM
nobody:
me, watching any one of these shows but this time it’s CSI: “ooohhhhh, kid-in-a-dryer”
me, watching any one of these shows but this time it’s CSI: “ooohhhhh, kid-in-a-dryer”