alejandra ✨️
@exploding-girl.bsky.social
she/her // asshole outlaw // speaks in classic Simpsons & The Golden Girls & KOTH // Superfriend ✨
My #fitnessjourney has had its ups, downs, and plateaus, but I’m down a little over 50 lbs now! Still have a long way to go, but I’m definitely making strides.
My exercise leggings also felt like this today, and I was so happy ❤️
My exercise leggings also felt like this today, and I was so happy ❤️
February 12, 2026 at 1:33 AM
My #fitnessjourney has had its ups, downs, and plateaus, but I’m down a little over 50 lbs now! Still have a long way to go, but I’m definitely making strides.
My exercise leggings also felt like this today, and I was so happy ❤️
My exercise leggings also felt like this today, and I was so happy ❤️
Proud of my boys as always! 💚 #greenday #superbowlLX
February 8, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Proud of my boys as always! 💚 #greenday #superbowlLX
@bluejayway1.bsky.social Wait a minute…
February 5, 2026 at 1:30 AM
@bluejayway1.bsky.social Wait a minute…
Yes, eat ALL of our shirts! 😄🚐💨
February 4, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Yes, eat ALL of our shirts! 😄🚐💨
Good luck! Hoping this won’t come up:
February 3, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Good luck! Hoping this won’t come up:
@barrie-j-williams.bsky.social You NEED to go to this!!
February 3, 2026 at 2:56 AM
@barrie-j-williams.bsky.social You NEED to go to this!!
An iconic, memory-filled night! Was definitely worth the wait ❤️ #whoabundy
January 29, 2026 at 5:37 AM
An iconic, memory-filled night! Was definitely worth the wait ❤️ #whoabundy
@popculturezone.bsky.social Better than The Jeffersons Live tonight!
January 29, 2026 at 2:49 AM
@popculturezone.bsky.social Better than The Jeffersons Live tonight!
“Photoshop King”? Perhaps HE can provide faster shitposting 🤔 @barrie-j-williams.bsky.social
January 28, 2026 at 12:06 AM
“Photoshop King”? Perhaps HE can provide faster shitposting 🤔 @barrie-j-williams.bsky.social
Right-wing mouth-breather: “REmeMBer wHen gREeN dAy uSEd tO ragE aGAiNST tHE MaChIne??!1”
January 25, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Right-wing mouth-breather: “REmeMBer wHen gREeN dAy uSEd tO ragE aGAiNST tHE MaChIne??!1”
Seeing this makes me happier than usual. I love my boys in Green Day—and Bad Bunny is a good kid, too ❤️
January 24, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Seeing this makes me happier than usual. I love my boys in Green Day—and Bad Bunny is a good kid, too ❤️
[turns on tape recorder] “Note for later—put rubber spider down @moviefandave.bsky.social’s shirt.”
January 21, 2026 at 12:59 AM
[turns on tape recorder] “Note for later—put rubber spider down @moviefandave.bsky.social’s shirt.”
post you at your wifeyest
(going on 15 years with the greatest thing that has ever happened to me! 🩷)
(going on 15 years with the greatest thing that has ever happened to me! 🩷)
January 20, 2026 at 11:19 PM
post you at your wifeyest
(going on 15 years with the greatest thing that has ever happened to me! 🩷)
(going on 15 years with the greatest thing that has ever happened to me! 🩷)
Lakers vs. Raptors game date with my love last night!
LA, uh, beat Toronto again… 😁😜 #ikidbecauseilove
LA, uh, beat Toronto again… 😁😜 #ikidbecauseilove
January 20, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Lakers vs. Raptors game date with my love last night!
LA, uh, beat Toronto again… 😁😜 #ikidbecauseilove
LA, uh, beat Toronto again… 😁😜 #ikidbecauseilove
“Our last bachelor likes women who take their clothes off for money! Give it up for @kenborsuk1.bsky.social!” 😄💌
January 18, 2026 at 11:46 PM
“Our last bachelor likes women who take their clothes off for money! Give it up for @kenborsuk1.bsky.social!” 😄💌
gonna be Erica Kirk for Halloween later this year
January 14, 2026 at 11:05 PM
gonna be Erica Kirk for Halloween later this year