I wasn't ultra keen on it either. It is also the entire school though so I suppose it'd be a specialized body type.

“Well, she offered it to me.” Tantamount to the end of The Strangers where the reason they murder the couple is because they "...were home."

Naw, regular cops who went through the police academy would'a done the exact same thing*. They all revel in fucking your shit up however they can.

*Excepting, obviously, Carey "Guttenberg" Mahoney

It's wild that part of the American health care plan is threatening other countries for some reason. Sorry, did I say wild? I meant fucking dumb, just like it has been every other time he's done it.

Yeah, that's the Bluesky I know and love. Sans sarcasm gene!

Hahahahaha

Yeah that one does seem pretty unlikely.

Yeah though they have a teenage drama setup so I think it's going to lean that direction. Also I know Tawny Newsome wrote for it and may have been head writer? So it may be Lower Decks tinged. We shall see.

Always killer to see Robert Picardo.

But also I signed on for CW Star Trek High so that's fine. We've got heavily telegraphed romantic entanglements ahead and there will certainly be some school rivalries. I hope there's an episode where they play a high stakes laser ball game or some shit. 3/

Her obsession with tracking down the child she once separated from a parent stretches plausibility some buuuut it mostly works. Centralizing Caleb's personal quest means we'll probably be missing some of the space adventure of the week Trek that I think we all want. 2/

Okay so 1) fucking good - they should be ashamed to call themselves journalists - and 2) pretty fun wordplay in that headline, Guardian.

To be fair, that's not a new feeling. It's just the worst it's ever been right now. But it could always get worse tomorrow.

Every one of these articles sounds like, "We threw a ruler on top of a scale drawing and, sure enough, every inch was actually an inch. Can you fucking believe that?"