Paul
@existentialmop.bsky.social
I'm a British guy who loves music, movies, video games, photography and memes. Profile pic by @lulumoonartx.bsky.social
FYI I repost NSFW stuff
FYI I repost NSFW stuff
Came home to this. Thanks for the free toilet paper Nige xoxoxo
January 31, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Came home to this. Thanks for the free toilet paper Nige xoxoxo
Movie number two. Brilliant sequel to 28 Years Later!
January 31, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Movie number two. Brilliant sequel to 28 Years Later!
One movie down. Great movie, very relevant.
January 31, 2026 at 2:16 PM
One movie down. Great movie, very relevant.
My home for the day
January 31, 2026 at 10:50 AM
My home for the day
My brain comes up with the dumbest shit sometimes :')
January 30, 2026 at 11:17 PM
My brain comes up with the dumbest shit sometimes :')
Finally time to put these CDs on a shelf
January 24, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Finally time to put these CDs on a shelf
Time Traveller: *moves a chair*
The timeline:
The timeline:
January 23, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Time Traveller: *moves a chair*
The timeline:
The timeline:
National Express coaches are aesthetic af in the dark
January 18, 2026 at 5:09 PM
National Express coaches are aesthetic af in the dark
Also, you can't convince me he's not doing the 90s equivalent of the soy face here
January 16, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Also, you can't convince me he's not doing the 90s equivalent of the soy face here
Oh well. Fingers crossed for next time! 🤞
January 12, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Oh well. Fingers crossed for next time! 🤞
First time I tried to sharpen that image of me, my photo editing software stretched it for some reason. I do feel this has meme potential, however.
January 10, 2026 at 12:44 PM
First time I tried to sharpen that image of me, my photo editing software stretched it for some reason. I do feel this has meme potential, however.
Have one more. A cropped photo that gives off pure cryptid energy.
January 9, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Have one more. A cropped photo that gives off pure cryptid energy.
A marginally better screenshot
January 9, 2026 at 10:47 PM
A marginally better screenshot
Yes, that blurred face I have circled is me 😱
January 9, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Yes, that blurred face I have circled is me 😱
Didn't realise they had made a movie about my house
January 7, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Didn't realise they had made a movie about my house
Anyone else feel that the meat is lacking in Heinz's spaghetti bolognese recently?
January 6, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Anyone else feel that the meat is lacking in Heinz's spaghetti bolognese recently?
Me, getting out my nice, warm bed
January 4, 2026 at 10:34 AM
Me, getting out my nice, warm bed
My friend got me a belated Christmas present 🥺🦈
January 1, 2026 at 11:11 AM
My friend got me a belated Christmas present 🥺🦈
My annual end of year post :) Good year overall :)
December 31, 2025 at 12:12 PM
My annual end of year post :) Good year overall :)
A brisk Christmas Day parkrun :)
December 25, 2025 at 11:07 AM
A brisk Christmas Day parkrun :)