NOT GREAT, BOB
existentialistist.bsky.social
NOT GREAT, BOB
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this made me wonder how many people read Brave New World and thought “damn I wish I could take soma and be assigned to a caste, shit sounds pretty sweet tbh”
November 27, 2025 at 4:23 AM
China’s way ahead on pretty much all technology that’s powered by the sun, they’re also in their Breakable Car Gimmick phase which is pretty funny. But if their battery tech engineers and Toyota’s reliability engineers ever made a car together it would pretty much be game over for the world
November 27, 2025 at 1:24 AM
you’d think NIMBYs would be thrilled at the idea of testing out the hypothesis

either you get to angrily brag about being correct OR if you’re wrong, that means building did work! and a bunch more people have places to live! if you’re a left NIMBY isn’t being wrong kinda the best possible result
November 26, 2025 at 9:35 PM
We’re already restricting building and it’s not working, so why not just try it? what is so evil?

if the result is either “a bunch more people have places to live” or “nothing gets better and some people I don’t like get richer,” that’s a very easy risk/reward decision?? we should obviously try it
November 26, 2025 at 9:35 PM
what’s that saying about news headlines like “every headline that poses a question can be answered with the word ‘no’”
November 26, 2025 at 6:44 PM
excellent work
November 25, 2025 at 8:49 PM
tbh it’s nice and very bluesky but not in a bad way
November 25, 2025 at 8:49 PM
nice to see twitter scud has seeped its way in here
November 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
ah yes. sodium intake hall monitoring on bluesky is what it means to be an “Independent thinker, attempt to see larger picture of events & why of things”
November 25, 2025 at 8:39 PM
yep i’ve been there. which is why one of the rare standup bits that’s permanently seared into my brain is from Amy Schumer of all people, when she said “you know how people say ‘oh my god i was so busy i forgot to eat lunch?’ that has literally never happened to me”
November 25, 2025 at 8:37 PM
wait were they just. like. out there
November 25, 2025 at 8:32 PM
every time i consider getting grocery store krispy kreme i think about how the last time I had them I was 11 years old and if I ever have one as an adult it will invariably ruin the memory lol
November 25, 2025 at 8:32 PM
you gotta just get the pound
November 25, 2025 at 8:31 PM
these two things are not, in fact, mutually exclusive
November 25, 2025 at 8:29 PM
“using clever rhetorical subterfuge, we tricked our political opposition into giving us what we wanted, and they don’t even realize it! haha! now let’s all gloat over these idiots by explaining the ruse! don’t worry, it can’t possibly backfire, it’s not like they can read”
November 25, 2025 at 8:27 PM
god i hope chatgpt wrote this
November 25, 2025 at 7:28 AM