Trump can't afford to lose control in 2028, irrespective of whether he is President or not. If he can't be President himself, he needs a proxy. If he can't manage that he's in a whole heap of trouble unless he drops dead beforehand. If he drops dead his off-spring are in real trouble.
January 12, 2026 at 10:19 AM
Trump can't afford to lose control in 2028, irrespective of whether he is President or not. If he can't be President himself, he needs a proxy. If he can't manage that he's in a whole heap of trouble unless he drops dead beforehand. If he drops dead his off-spring are in real trouble.
And more than a thousand comments from Telegraph readers saying "Leave it alone" because
Grooming gangs
Transgender treatment on teenagers
But it's Labour
What about other social media platforms
What about other AIs
Porn sites
It's anti-Musk
It's censorship
Grooming gangs
Transgender treatment on teenagers
But it's Labour
What about other social media platforms
What about other AIs
Porn sites
It's anti-Musk
It's censorship
January 12, 2026 at 10:12 AM
And more than a thousand comments from Telegraph readers saying "Leave it alone" because
Grooming gangs
Transgender treatment on teenagers
But it's Labour
What about other social media platforms
What about other AIs
Porn sites
It's anti-Musk
It's censorship
Grooming gangs
Transgender treatment on teenagers
But it's Labour
What about other social media platforms
What about other AIs
Porn sites
It's anti-Musk
It's censorship
Homan is a dick-sucking moron.
January 12, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Homan is a dick-sucking moron.
Vikings still have a reputation. Just give them the arms and training.
January 12, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Vikings still have a reputation. Just give them the arms and training.
Some are claiming he's a born-again Democrat. Haven’t we heard that claim before?
January 12, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Some are claiming he's a born-again Democrat. Haven’t we heard that claim before?
Second the ban on them masking their faces. They know in advance why they're doing it. In short, it's illegal.
January 12, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Second the ban on them masking their faces. They know in advance why they're doing it. In short, it's illegal.
Is David Marcus the absolute tosspot that I assume he is?
January 12, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Is David Marcus the absolute tosspot that I assume he is?
Just ban it completely. I just want to see the look on Zuckerberg's face when it happens. Cunt.
January 12, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Just ban it completely. I just want to see the look on Zuckerberg's face when it happens. Cunt.
A new one on me. It appears it's not commonly available in the UK, only from specialist outlets. I'm familiar with couscous and orzo, of course.
January 12, 2026 at 12:39 AM
A new one on me. It appears it's not commonly available in the UK, only from specialist outlets. I'm familiar with couscous and orzo, of course.
Has it got pasta in it?
January 11, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Has it got pasta in it?
Johnson. As disingenuous and dishonest, as ever. He just likes winding people up for attention, being the tosser narcissist, just like Trump, that he is.
January 11, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Johnson. As disingenuous and dishonest, as ever. He just likes winding people up for attention, being the tosser narcissist, just like Trump, that he is.
Advocates for a traditional high street are akin to King Canute. Generally not that successful albeit loud.
January 11, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Advocates for a traditional high street are akin to King Canute. Generally not that successful albeit loud.
He's an older Darren Grimes.
January 11, 2026 at 8:47 PM
He's an older Darren Grimes.
Suing for personal injury and medical costs?
January 11, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Suing for personal injury and medical costs?
He is the director of DDOG Media Ltd, worth £1.
January 11, 2026 at 7:43 PM
He is the director of DDOG Media Ltd, worth £1.
He's also a member of Toby Young's Free Speech Union, another sad fuck, if there ever was one.
January 11, 2026 at 7:42 PM
He's also a member of Toby Young's Free Speech Union, another sad fuck, if there ever was one.
He's a failed hairdresser. I mean, how do you fail at hairdressing?
Then tried to do a degree in Fashion at Brighton Uni but couldn't complete the first year.
He's a successful failure. His whole life, from birth to now and for certain, forwards to when he has both feet in the grave.
Then tried to do a degree in Fashion at Brighton Uni but couldn't complete the first year.
He's a successful failure. His whole life, from birth to now and for certain, forwards to when he has both feet in the grave.
January 11, 2026 at 7:35 PM
He's a failed hairdresser. I mean, how do you fail at hairdressing?
Then tried to do a degree in Fashion at Brighton Uni but couldn't complete the first year.
He's a successful failure. His whole life, from birth to now and for certain, forwards to when he has both feet in the grave.
Then tried to do a degree in Fashion at Brighton Uni but couldn't complete the first year.
He's a successful failure. His whole life, from birth to now and for certain, forwards to when he has both feet in the grave.
Is his mum still changing his nappies for him?
January 11, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Is his mum still changing his nappies for him?