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Kat
@excelddesigns.bsky.social
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Fantasy/Functional 3D dildographer | 18+ only | Experience from 2011 onward (DA/"Sheep") | She/her 🏳️‍🌈 34 | Designer at Uberrime | Freelance designing and cataloguing here: https://sites.google.com/view/excelddesigns/home | fdt
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excelddesigns.bsky.social
Mom sent me her adventure in washing her critters today and it put the biggest smile on my face.
I also need to make more frogs and stuff for my niblings - my nephew likes Mom's frog a ton - it's just been a tiring year.
Mom's selection of critters set up on the edge of the tub, waiting bath time. Critters drying on a towel, facing each other, to which Mom says "I let them chat while they dried, just like ladies under hair dryers at the beauty shop..."
December 8, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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uberrimedildos.bsky.social
20% OFF *all* of our handmade toys, all weekend!

Customs, ready-mades, random pours - if we made it, it's on sale.

Discount is automatic and reflected in the cart, no need to remember a code!

uberrime.com/collections
A graphic that says "BLACK FRIDAY, 20% OFF. DISCOUNT AUTOMATIC AT CHECKOUT. Sale does not include third party items such as vibes, lube, etc." There are a Cthulhu Dildo and a Bjarg Dragon Dildo photoshopped on either side of the graphic.
November 28, 2025 at 6:58 PM
excelddesigns.bsky.social
Went to Lover's Lane for a basic bullet vibe for... bugs, sifting bugs, and there were two Fascinus left and they looked lonely so I got one. Keep Cthulhu company until my Bjarg (which you HAVE seen) arrives.
Photo of wings of Cthulhu (fascinus style) and Fascinus dildos from Uberrime Photo of Cthulhu and Fascinus dildos being good buddies
November 23, 2025 at 7:57 PM
excelddesigns.bsky.social
Sitting in my car charging my phone. Lost power just before 10pm last night - can't sleep without white noise (a fan - also loud 9-12" fan recommendations please), been awake for 27 hours since I woke up yesterday at 4am.

The problem is the box in our back yard. Knocked out 5 blocks. From us.
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 PM
excelddesigns.bsky.social
Aboris!

My big-chin-lizard-man-that's-definitely-not-from-that-game

Mine's in small (I'm small it's okay), uberrime.com/products/the...
Photo of the Arboris Tree Dragon dildo from Uberrime, showing some greens and a gorgeous bronze base.
November 5, 2025 at 12:39 AM
excelddesigns.bsky.social
My small Raiju, jade shift and translucent (and as always, your camera never sees translucency the way you do)

I got so much today and there are so many pictures and I cannot overload your feed with all of it.

uberrime.com/products/the...
Raiju - "The Raiju Lightning Dragon Dildo" from Uberrime. Photo of a dildo in a lightbox, the color is primarily a colorshift green with astonishing blue hues to it. Another view of Raiju where some of the translucent (in this case unpigmented) silicone carves through the intensely bold colorshift. Jade!
November 4, 2025 at 11:36 PM
excelddesigns.bsky.social
I might die
It's okay.
photo in a lightbox of the Cthulhu dildo from Uberrime showing the face
November 4, 2025 at 9:35 PM
excelddesigns.bsky.social
screenshot of the Uberrime Cthulhu model - digital sculpt in zbrush with no additional colors or anything fancy about it, just angry Cthulhu face
November 1, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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uberrimedildos.bsky.social
Happy Halloween!

To celebrate, we're dropping our coolest model yet: Cthulhu!

@excelddesigns.bsky.social put a lot of love into the details of this winged eldritch monster.

The Cthulhu Dildo comes in 3 sizes, customizable in your choice of firmness and 1-3 colors: uberrime.com/collections/...
Three Cthulhu dildos lined up. They're shaped like the classic image of Cthulhu, with a cephalopodic head, stern face with detailed brow arches, tentacles spilling down from the face, and a base made of curled tentacles and small arched wings. The Cthulhu monster dildo pictured from an above angle to better show the detailed bumps and ridges of its head and the front half of the shaft. The Cthulhu Dildo pictured laying on its side, showing that the dildo itself is still distinctly phallic shaped despite being sculpted like the monster. Three Cthulhu Dildos lined up in a row, representing 3 different sizes.
October 31, 2025 at 5:38 PM
excelddesigns.bsky.social
Implying digital sculpture isn't real art and then using generative AI is pretty funny.
October 27, 2025 at 9:22 AM
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uberrimedildos.bsky.social
It's Friday, which means we have another NEW RELEASE!

The Symbiont Long Biomechanical Dildo comes in 3 tall, slender sizes.

Fleshy, veiny alien textures and mecha ridges make this one of our weirdest looking toys. A fitting release for the end of October!

uberrime.com/products/the...
Three identical fantasy humanoid dildos lined up together, in different color combos. It has a phallic head, a extra long shaft covered in bumps and ridges, and a modest set of smooth balls. The Symbiont dildo pictured laying down. The phallic head has a almost horn-like bump on the tip. The Symbiont dildo pictured from above in a dark silver color. From this angle the vein-like ridges rippling up the side of the shaft are more apparent. The Symbiont pictured from 3 different angles to show its various textures.
October 25, 2025 at 12:02 AM
excelddesigns.bsky.social
I'm gonna dirty delete that.

Here's the thing: objectively, my internals look picture perfect for a diagram of typical stuff in a medical setting.

But they cause me an immense amount of trouble. That's it. That's the thing. I'm dealing with a great deal of dissonance as a result of it.
October 19, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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uberrimedildos.bsky.social
New week, NEW MODEL!

We're adding to our dragon horde with the Arboris Tree Dragon, a thick and textured design with a slanted head.

And when we say thick, we mean it! Make sure to read the measurements.

Available in 3 sizes, in your choice of density and 1-3 colors: uberrime.com/collections/...
Three identical dragon dildos standing lined up, in different color combinations. It's a "top heavy" design, where the shaft is thicker towards the top than the bottom, with a flared base decorated with horn nubs. The Arboris viewed from an angle. The head is stout and bumpy with reptilian skin texturing. The shaft is also lined with smooth, soft bumps. A view of Arboris's underside. There are ridges lining the whole toy, and the ballsack-esque base is bumpy textured as well. Three more Arboris in different colors.
October 3, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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uberrimedildos.bsky.social
Our newest fantasy model: Faeles!

This ultra-detailed @excelddesigns.bsky.social model is textured from tapered tip to fur-detailed base.

You can visit Faeles's magic shop as long as you don't touch the wax-sealed scrolls by the counter...

uberrime.com/a/search?q=f...
3 Faeles fantasy dildos lined up, viewed in side profile. It has a tapered, phallic head crowned with soft bumps, a long shaft with a curve to the top half, and a furry flared base. There's skin texture, bumps, and ridges down the shaft. The Faeles dildo pictured at an angle to show off the medial ring ridge halfway down the shaft. A closer view of the head, which is detailed with bumps and a urethral divot. Three angles of the Faeles dildo to show its textured surface from the back, side, and underside.
September 26, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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uberrimedildos.bsky.social
NEW!

The Atlan Biomechanical Dildo, another unique fantasy design from the creative mind of @excelddesigns.bsky.social!

This curved, aesthetically textured model is semi-phallic in shape with an intricately detailed base.

Custom in your choice of density & 1-3 colors: uberrime.com/collections/...
Three identical fantasy dildos standing upright in a line. They're curved, with a phallic-ish egg shaped head and a flared base. The base is detailed with unique linework and a clitoral nub jutting from the tip. The Atlan pictured from three different angles to show off its various texture details. There are ridges, circles, and patterns. Three Atlan tucked together, viewedfrom above. There's a collar-like ridge beneath the head. A closeup of the clitoral nub that's detailed on the top/tip of the flared base.
September 12, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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uberrimedildos.bsky.social
Hey there groovy peeps! This toy, designed by @excelddesigns.bsky.social an original DA design is pretty Damn popular, so I made another size, ehh, Medium! A DAMN ALIEN - Medium Size is now a thing. Not too big, not too small, perfect if you want just a bit of girth from outta this world... 😝
DAMN ALIEN - Medium Size, single, ombre, and three color variants in a row. DAMN ALIEN - Medium Size next to a soda can for scale DAMN ALIEN - Medium Size soft & squishy little alien nubs! DAMN ALIEN - Medium Size, top down view.
August 21, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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elementaltoys.bsky.social
Finally, Cholla is now available in M, L, L "Thick" and XL.

Find it here: 0f64f6-8c.myshopify.com/products/cho...

Beautiful sculpt by @excelddesigns.bsky.social
August 21, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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uberrimedildos.bsky.social
Look familiar? These are the dildo size variants of our most popular vag plugs. I used several coats of primer, then a matte finish acrylic paint so the resulting toy will be slightly matte. Not silky lube hog matte, just slightly.

Keep an eye out! I'm trying to get them done.

Be excellent!
Marco
Side view. Three 3D prints of upcoming dildos, shaped after our most popular vaginal plugs. Top view. Three 3D prints of upcoming dildos, shaped after our most popular vaginal plugs.
August 8, 2025 at 6:07 PM
excelddesigns.bsky.social
I am actually so tired.
August 5, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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lunainvidia.bsky.social
I work in adult retail and I needed a quick way to at least capture customer attention while they buy lube. So, with deep thanks to everyone who's already done the work, I've made a very bare bones flyer designed to be printed and handed out.
July 27, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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uberrimedildos.bsky.social
Our new Minima set, in our Ready Made rainbow assortment!

"Ready Made" are toys that are already made and ready to ship. uberrime.com/collections/...

The Minima are a collection of finger-sized dildos that we designed to offer a variety of sensations through shallow penetration.
A soda pop can pictured beside a line of 5 petite dildos with flared bases. Each dildo is a unique shape, including a gentle spiral, a few curves, a beaded shape, etc.
July 9, 2025 at 9:08 PM
excelddesigns.bsky.social
I'm just sayin'
Photo of six silicone dildos and a tiny addition. They're alternating which direction they're facing - up or down - with the little one kind of poking up cheekily. These are the Uberrime "Phantasia" line, mostly in custom colors that you could order from the site.
July 5, 2025 at 8:06 PM
excelddesigns.bsky.social
Some designs,
sites.google.com/view/exceldd...
Pictures of a digital model - it's a humanoid dildo with some filigree and armor at the base. Pictures of a digital model - this is a curved fantasy dildo with a broad head and bumps. The underside is split, as if mutated. Pictures of a digital model - this is a somewhat felid dildo with a pointy head with bumps, and a shaft that swells with some armor plating and other bumps on it. The base has horns, like those found on some gargoyles. Pictures of a digital model - this is sort of an aquatic dildo with thick frills on the sides and an armored base.
June 29, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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xenocatartifacts.bsky.social
Our "Pride Banner" Toys are Live!

These are available to enter until July 1st, 2025 @ 11:00AM MST

Entries are $10 and you could walk away with a of a kind products all for a good cause!

🏳️‍🌈100% of proceeds go to WyomingEquality🏳️‍🌈

Click here to Enter!
shop.xenocat-artifacts.com/collections/...
June 19, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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gaybreakfast.bsky.social
Happy *quiet, chill* Pride.
The chill otter is laying down next to a phone with rainbow beams fanning out of it. They look at the phone and see it says June 1st, and after a brief contemplation, they snuggle up under a progress pride blanket, phone plugged in farther away. It reads “It’s ok if you are tired. Happy *quiet, chill* Pride.”
June 1, 2025 at 11:51 PM