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excanberran.bsky.social
@excanberran.bsky.social
Doctor. Owner of Furry Little Evil II, a derpy Australian Pied Lap Slug (aka “domestic short hair”).
This.
November 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
it looked in by a foot to the naked eye… and indeed it was. 🤷‍♀️
November 22, 2025 at 9:27 AM
44 to get 8 minutes later… maybe?
November 22, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Extreme optimism?
November 22, 2025 at 9:19 AM
“Oh FFS, SOMEBODY has to bat!”
- Travis Head, probably
November 22, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Canberra, Australia is built around the hills, with most hills being wild nature park, and there are amazing things living on the hills. Orchids, sugar gliders, great mobs of kangaroos, endangered parrots (nesting). It is absolutely the best
November 22, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Strong prioritisation there.
November 22, 2025 at 1:48 AM
You also don’t just randomly get MRIs. ”Oh yeah, it’s my routine 6-monthly MRI”… for surveillance of something.
November 21, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I first learned their name in NZ and so always forget the Australian name 🤦‍♂️
November 21, 2025 at 1:57 PM
10/10 would stay well out of its way and avoid eye contact
November 21, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Yup. Immune system cross-reactivity. Mechanism of other diseases too, like rheumatic fever, for example.
November 20, 2025 at 2:29 PM
My understanding is that every redaction in the Epstein files should be assumed to be something about Trump. That’d be the safest assumption.
November 20, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Definitely qualifies as a human mind (under most circumstances). Body dad bod-like, but lacks the comforting strength and power that involved fathers possess. Parenting skills almost as good as female emu.
November 20, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Fascists are about as fun as diarrhoea.

Less funny though
November 20, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Not even an infection, just the bite
November 20, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Or, for example, my cat.
November 18, 2025 at 2:22 PM
now, this is the correct framing. Musk isn worth more than any single US elementary teacher (and in fact much less than the vast majority). He just has more money; that’s a different thing
November 18, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Friend caught two totally feral kittens in deep wilderness and i rode a mountain bike back down the mountain with them in my backpack. It is amazing how fast they domesticate as small kittens.
“I AM A FIERCE FERAL!”
“Oooh, this is warm!”
<curls up in your hands>
<purrs>

Cats know their job
November 18, 2025 at 1:15 PM
English people: Lol, Australian town names!
Australians:
a small dog with its eyes closed laying on the beach
Alt: Squinting chihuahua
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 1:08 PM