Platonic Mommy Vibes
@exaktscience.bsky.social
if a soccer mom were a transsexual communist dyke with no kids
opinions expressed are my own and not those of any other entity, real or fictional
Mid 30s, 🔞 minors begone
opinions expressed are my own and not those of any other entity, real or fictional
Mid 30s, 🔞 minors begone
hold on this is real??
November 30, 2025 at 12:16 AM
hold on this is real??
the most surprised _pikachu.jpg thing fuckin ever
November 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
the most surprised _pikachu.jpg thing fuckin ever
Thanksgiving at Groverhaus
November 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Thanksgiving at Groverhaus
Head On The Door was my introduction to The Cure and I very much second this recommendation
November 24, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Head On The Door was my introduction to The Cure and I very much second this recommendation
Who could have known??
November 23, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Who could have known??
Trans women do have it pretty hard, yeah
November 23, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Trans women do have it pretty hard, yeah
“the only way this is gonna work is if we violate the first law of thermodynamics”
November 19, 2025 at 5:52 PM
“the only way this is gonna work is if we violate the first law of thermodynamics”
You’ve always struck me as too much of a sweetie to bm
November 19, 2025 at 5:09 PM
You’ve always struck me as too much of a sweetie to bm
Anyone who would disagree is a deeply unserious person
November 16, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Anyone who would disagree is a deeply unserious person
“Whee1M1” is also such a powerful title lmao
November 14, 2025 at 4:45 PM
“Whee1M1” is also such a powerful title lmao
Absolutely incredible. Also if I didn’t know what this was, I would swear to god I had heard it on a 90s emo album at some point
November 14, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Absolutely incredible. Also if I didn’t know what this was, I would swear to god I had heard it on a 90s emo album at some point
Good time to make friends with perimenopausal cis women
November 11, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Good time to make friends with perimenopausal cis women
That’s incredible holy shit
November 9, 2025 at 3:49 PM
That’s incredible holy shit
Easily one of the best pop albums of all time
November 9, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Easily one of the best pop albums of all time
the lil wiggle at the end is so cute
November 8, 2025 at 6:47 PM
the lil wiggle at the end is so cute
A visionary tbh
November 8, 2025 at 4:11 PM
A visionary tbh
Oh that sounds delightful
October 19, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Oh that sounds delightful
Well, you’re nothing if not consistent
October 15, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Well, you’re nothing if not consistent