Ed Woychowsky
@ewoychowsky.bsky.social
Principle Software Engineer, Author and Doer of "Mad Scientist Sh*t", author of Ajax: Creating Web Pages with Asynchronous JavaScript and XML.
Is intravenous an option?
December 20, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Is intravenous an option?
I've been around long enough to notice that some folks blame things that they don't agree with. It's called moral panic, for example, the game of chess was once thought to make people violent.
www.techdirt.com/2014/06/20/t...
www.techdirt.com/2014/06/20/t...
That Time When People Thought Playing Chess Would Make You Violent
Whenever one is forced to bear witness to the predictable silliness of the moral panic of the day, it is useful to recall all the past moral panics that we now consider so equally silly. We’v…
www.techdirt.com
December 20, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I've been around long enough to notice that some folks blame things that they don't agree with. It's called moral panic, for example, the game of chess was once thought to make people violent.
www.techdirt.com/2014/06/20/t...
www.techdirt.com/2014/06/20/t...
It's been my experience that removing them take hair and sometimes skin, plus the adhesive causes skin reactions for some people.
December 20, 2025 at 12:03 PM
It's been my experience that removing them take hair and sometimes skin, plus the adhesive causes skin reactions for some people.
Feel better and ask for anesthetic when they remove the sensors.
December 20, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Feel better and ask for anesthetic when they remove the sensors.
Did you finish with eel as desert, or am I the only one to do that?
December 20, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Did you finish with eel as desert, or am I the only one to do that?
Infinity over zero underlined twice
December 19, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Infinity over zero underlined twice
There's a solution...
www.bouncycastle.org
www.bouncycastle.org
Bouncy Castle open-source cryptographic APIs
Bouncy Castle is one of the most widely used FIPS-certified open-source cryptographic APIs for Java and C#, including quantum-ready cryptography support and Long Term Stable releases.
www.bouncycastle.org
December 19, 2025 at 1:02 AM
There's a solution...
www.bouncycastle.org
www.bouncycastle.org
Even if he was, they wouldn't admit it.
Think Weekend at Bernie's.
Think Weekend at Bernie's.
December 19, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Even if he was, they wouldn't admit it.
Think Weekend at Bernie's.
Think Weekend at Bernie's.
I recommend him watching The Avengers. Tony Stark makes so much sense when you're stoned out of your mind following surgery.
December 19, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I recommend him watching The Avengers. Tony Stark makes so much sense when you're stoned out of your mind following surgery.
Not a ketchup fan, but my Irish grandmother introduced me to Marmite.
December 18, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Not a ketchup fan, but my Irish grandmother introduced me to Marmite.
I thought Samuel Clemons (Mark Twain) shaved
December 16, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I thought Samuel Clemons (Mark Twain) shaved
I was devastated when I learned that Jack the Ripper was Piglet.
December 16, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I was devastated when I learned that Jack the Ripper was Piglet.
This reminds me of, "Where was Obama when the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor?"
December 16, 2025 at 10:56 PM
This reminds me of, "Where was Obama when the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor?"
I'm hoping that's a rhetorical question, because there is a character limit on posts here.
December 16, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I'm hoping that's a rhetorical question, because there is a character limit on posts here.
Wait until they hide in the underground bunker, then order a couple of hundred yards of concrete for the access tunnel and air shaft?
December 16, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Wait until they hide in the underground bunker, then order a couple of hundred yards of concrete for the access tunnel and air shaft?
It's officially "I work from home, so you won't see me until April season?"
December 16, 2025 at 1:37 AM
It's officially "I work from home, so you won't see me until April season?"
Look what lapel pins Etsy has!
December 14, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Look what lapel pins Etsy has!
As a principal software and author, I approve this message.
December 14, 2025 at 5:58 PM
As a principal software and author, I approve this message.
I'm in the Lehigh Valley, so Pennsylvania, too.
December 14, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I'm in the Lehigh Valley, so Pennsylvania, too.
I think it means don't use an axe.
December 13, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I think it means don't use an axe.
Riby is smart, most of us are over December's weather.
December 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Riby is smart, most of us are over December's weather.
I found a quarter doing the laundry, does that count?
December 13, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I found a quarter doing the laundry, does that count?
I've been to NYC hundreds of times, it's always like that.
December 12, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I've been to NYC hundreds of times, it's always like that.
I cast fireball!
December 12, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I cast fireball!