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Ewan Kirk
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Oh dear…
December 15, 2025 at 1:15 PM
But it was incredibly cheap and there was no currency risk.
December 13, 2025 at 6:32 PM
It truly is. Sadly not possible for the mitral valve.
December 13, 2025 at 6:32 PM
There are. I spent much of my youth skiing there in cagouls, leather boots, cable bindings and wooden skis. It was (and I understand still is) a miserable experience.
December 13, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Catheter or open heart?
December 13, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Which valve?
December 13, 2025 at 6:13 PM
True but pairing that with middle class holiday angst is genius.
December 13, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Of course! Come for the FX market commentary, stay for the economic analysis of budget ski holidays.
December 13, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Been in Bardonecchia many times (family connection) and the skiing cheap and cheerful. Food is superb as it always is in Italy.
December 13, 2025 at 6:01 PM
S/not/note/
December 13, 2025 at 5:51 PM
A sad day. Not also the twelve string electric guitar which gave Chou Parrot much of their distinctive sound.

Burns Houf if I’m not mistaken?
December 13, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Similarly brain-melting statements include "democratising access to" <insert complex asset class here>. What? We're all going to vote on it? FFS.
December 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Sometimes typos are just too good to correct.
December 11, 2025 at 5:27 PM
This is basically me when I'm on some panel with a crapto evangelist.
December 11, 2025 at 5:26 PM
...but worse.
December 11, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Ah...but ThEy aRe nOT on tHe BLoCKchAin...
December 11, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I particularly like those statements about people "tokenising stocks". Wait wait wait. The whole point of a share/stock is that it is a "token" which gives you "fractional ownership" of a company. Guys, we've already done this.
December 11, 2025 at 5:18 PM
With air resistance, the cow needs about 0.01% of the sun's total energy output over a period of about 300ns to reach the edge of the atmosphere with enough velocity to go round the moon. This amount of energy is going to turn your cow into plasma very very quickly.
December 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Including air-resistance is complicated but in vacuum, the cow would have to suffer an acceleration of about 62x10^6 ms^2. Or ~6m G. Which is going to result in meat paste.
December 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Originally it was whether or not a cow could jump over the moon. I have a whole Jupyter notebook with the calculations. There were many simplifications (including a spherically symmetric cow with 100cm legs).
December 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I would imagine that once you’ve included staff, marketing costs, the absolutely submicroscopic market of people who will pay £11k for an Ethernet cable etc, the business just about breaks even. Such is the way of things in the world.
December 7, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Weird. I find that my web browsing is also amber and nutty when I connect my computer to the router with a gold Ethernet cable. I’ve checked out the ones and zeros and they too have a velvety subtexture.
December 7, 2025 at 7:40 PM