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ewacat.bsky.social
Muppet Ewa Island
@ewacat.bsky.social
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Massive human raccoon, broad spectrum nerd, 6ft 2 of ADHD chaos, a cishet she/her of mayhem, used to be a SFF bookseller.

'Ever'.

carcosa-based lifeform. UK.

@EwaSR on twitter
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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
someone quote posted me and said "I make yogurt with bacteria that originated in breast milk of indigenous women in the amazon" with a link. I AM SORRY SCREEN READER USERS NO ONE WANTED THIS INFORMATION AND I AM SORRY TO INFLICT IT ON YOU
November 13, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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bananas design
the description from the shop page: - Ornament - Gold - Bananas design
November 13, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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very important: golden bananas www.tkmaxx.com/uk/en/home/f...
a bunch of eight bananas, gold. not much else i could say. gold bananas
November 13, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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i am at the point where i don't know if this is absolutely dreadful or if i love it but either way it's disturbed and moved me www.tkmaxx.com/uk/en/men/cl...
this alt text is going to test me. it's a christmas jumper with the words 'TWO TURTLE DOVES' in red text up by the neckline and then some turtles with dove wings below. literally. i am so tired lol
November 13, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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oh boy
screenshot of 'Persia - An Empire in Ashes' from the Fall of Civilisations podcast at FIVE HOURS TWENTY EIGHT MINUTES OH WOW
November 13, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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Look at this beast taking up most of my bed
A super fluffy black and tan terrier sumptuously stretched over a bed with white bedding (photo makes it look much brighter than it is)
November 13, 2025 at 7:54 AM
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ASTOUNDING
I've cropped the name out of this reply: It’s definitely frustrating when technology falls short of personal preferences! This highlights the importance of understanding individual tastes, which could improve recommendations. Hopefully, as AI evolves, it will learn to adapt to our unique likes and dislikes more effectively.
November 12, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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genuinely
screenshot of the track House by Charli XCX on tidal showing it's actually 3:18 not 3:17 and i was incorrect
November 12, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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"we should have more of this sort of thing"
"but what about all this stuff that came before"
"well yeah but we need new stuff"
"but the old stuff is still there"
"yes it is but that doesn't mean we can't have new stuff"
"but the old stuff is what you want"

etc etc etc
oil painting of a young bearded man at his desk, covered in books and papers and a quill in his hand and a burnt-down candle, rubbing his forehead in exhaustion. i've saved this without an artist or painting name so if anyone knows it let me know!!!
November 11, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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My dad's been clearing out his study and some of what he's finding is old science journals with astonishing comments like this. Quite some British understatement
A photo of a corner of 60s science magazine showing a black and white photo of a satellite with the subheading "this week, US and USSR fall out" which I feel is underselling the entire era
November 10, 2025 at 9:53 AM
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Look at this overgrown dog
Bramble the terrier, beloved criminal, lying on her window seat on my crochet blanket for when she gets chilly, looking just the most dejected you've ever seen. The soul of despondency Same as before but now she's turned away to stare out of the window
November 10, 2025 at 9:25 AM
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The doom cardigan cometh
The back piece of my cardigan in chunky black yarn with neon colour flecks and a white intarsia knit death flake pattern
November 8, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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I had an unexpected day off today and also a splitting headache so I watched comfort TV while mixing two patterns and a chart to start making myself a silly cardigan. No wonder I still have the fucking headache
A close up of a chunky knit of black with neon flecks and soft white, showing a snowflake pattern with a skull at the centre. This is the back piece of the cardigan and it's also too low down so it's not going to sit right but the problem is that it's also a wool and acrylic mix yarn so this will be super cosy so I don't care
November 7, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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lmao i went to find the official account of the origins of 10 Downing Street and there's this incredible paragraph
Origins and early inhabitants The area around Downing Street was home to ancient Roman, Anglo-Saxon and Norman settlements, and was already a prestigious centre of government 1,000 years ago.
November 5, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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i actually got shivers at this paragraph
"The allegations that we would be building drones felt to me like anti-Russian propaganda," she explained. "There is a lot of fake news when it comes to Russia, trying to make Russia look bad. The Special Economic Zone used to have people working there from Europe and America, but they all left after the Ukraine-Russia war because of the sanctions on Russia. So when Russia started looking for Africans to work there, it felt like they were just trying to fill up the spots the Europeans left."
November 5, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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Polish has its moments
translation of 'New York' into Polish which is Nowy Jork (the w is a v) (and j is a y) (and this language is a trap)
November 5, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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no pressure
screenshot of the end screen from the Connections game showing a purple star and the word 'Perfect!' because i did VERY WELL
October 31, 2025 at 10:33 AM
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Tremendous www.reuters.com/world/testin...
"It's an important part of American national security to make sure that this nuclear arsenal we have actually functions properly," Vance told reporters outside the White House. "To be clear, we know that it does work properly, but you got to keep on top of it over time, and the president just wants to make sure that we do that."
October 30, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Post something random or you'll have an awful November.

posting random shit won't change november so have a little silly regardless of how this next month goes x
"When you start a new skyrim save but you forgot to turn off the mods" and it's a load of Ronald McDonalds in the back of a little truck like the intro to skyrim but extremely fucked up
October 29, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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i was trying to explain this to someone and looked it up to back up my point and GOD ABOVE
a screenshot of the ai overview from the google search page for 'devon vs cornwall scones' - "The main difference is the order of toppings: Devon scones have jam first, then clotted cream, while Cornish scones have jam first, then clotted cream. Devon scones are often described as richer and more cake-like, whereas Cornish scones are said to be flakier."
October 29, 2025 at 10:05 AM
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the headline and subhead do not actually give an accurate picture of what is actually happening with this
"Amazon has confirmed it plans to cut thousands of jobs, saying it needs to be "organised more leanly" to seize the opportunity provided by artificial intelligence (AI). The tech giant said on Tuesday it would reduce its global corporate workforce by "approximately 14,000 roles." Earlier reporting had suggested it was planning to lay off as many as 30,000 workers."
October 28, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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My dad put my mum's glasses on the dog
Poor Bramble the Welsh and Norfolk terrier cross - looking very fluffy atm - in my mum's round-rimmed tortoiseshell glasses in a look my dad described as "professorial"
October 24, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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just remembered that photo of Dan Stevens in the best sweater/jumper ever
gorgeous actor Dan Stevens with his hair flicked back off his face, sporting a noble Riker-esque beard, wearing a lovely knitted grey jumper with fancy cabling that gets bigger as it goes down
October 21, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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A system I need to use is down so while I wait to be able to do my job again I made my niece a little birthday crown. Probably too small but hey it's cute
A hand holding a bright yellow crocheted crown against a granny stitch black and bright colour blanket. The crown is a sunny earwarmer sort of deal. Took like 40 minutes. This system has to come back soon or I might make another one
October 21, 2025 at 10:49 AM
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my god guys i just remembered my favourite Anglo-Saxon riddle in the whole world en.wikisource.org/wiki/Anglo-S...
A creature came where many men sat at council with wise hearts. It had one eye and its ears were two; it had two feet and twelve hundred heads, a back and a belly and two hands, arms and shoulders, one neck, and two sides. Say what I’m called.
October 20, 2025 at 1:37 PM