Ev / Piss
@evpiss.bsky.social
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One thing I am so grateful for is how many friendships I’ve managed to keep and preserve over the years with people I’ve known since I was younger. Like the friends who were worth keeping when I was a teenager are all still my friends now and I love them all so much even if we can’t talk as much now
February 9, 2026 at 4:34 PM
One thing I am so grateful for is how many friendships I’ve managed to keep and preserve over the years with people I’ve known since I was younger. Like the friends who were worth keeping when I was a teenager are all still my friends now and I love them all so much even if we can’t talk as much now
2026 is the aromantic takeover for all my questioning friends
February 9, 2026 at 3:53 PM
2026 is the aromantic takeover for all my questioning friends
When one of my favourite all time games might become lost media soon because the creator set a man on fire and killed him
February 9, 2026 at 11:12 AM
When one of my favourite all time games might become lost media soon because the creator set a man on fire and killed him
Someone hacked into my fucking Duolingo last night that I haven’t used in years and now I’m getting harassed by that stupid fucking owl again in my emails
February 9, 2026 at 10:32 AM
Someone hacked into my fucking Duolingo last night that I haven’t used in years and now I’m getting harassed by that stupid fucking owl again in my emails
My older brother went to go get rehab for his ACL recently just to be told that he needed to get surgery Cus he actually didn’t have most of his ACL left anymore LMAOOOOO
February 9, 2026 at 10:30 AM
My older brother went to go get rehab for his ACL recently just to be told that he needed to get surgery Cus he actually didn’t have most of his ACL left anymore LMAOOOOO
If I spoke to me 5 years ago I would tell them that yeah the torture events don’t actually ever stop but u get so many lovely wonderful friends soooo many friends that u love so it makes everything actually so much more worth it
February 9, 2026 at 8:58 AM
If I spoke to me 5 years ago I would tell them that yeah the torture events don’t actually ever stop but u get so many lovely wonderful friends soooo many friends that u love so it makes everything actually so much more worth it
If u ever find a SOPHIE club night or event in the UK send it to me and I will find my way there even if it’s on the other side of the country
February 9, 2026 at 8:19 AM
If u ever find a SOPHIE club night or event in the UK send it to me and I will find my way there even if it’s on the other side of the country
Found this last night and I’m in Amsterdam when it’s on and I became completely devastated because it’s got girls rituals on it who was part of one of my alltime fave music projects (black dresses). And I was already sad I couldn’t go when I didn’t even see she was on it omfg I’ll be sick
February 9, 2026 at 8:12 AM
Found this last night and I’m in Amsterdam when it’s on and I became completely devastated because it’s got girls rituals on it who was part of one of my alltime fave music projects (black dresses). And I was already sad I couldn’t go when I didn’t even see she was on it omfg I’ll be sick
My bumhole burns violently #THREEMOREHOURS
February 8, 2026 at 6:07 PM
My bumhole burns violently #THREEMOREHOURS
My coworker making me do her whole degree assignment for her (she doesn’t even know what she’s doing either someone else has made her whole presentation or chatgpt did??) and me searching up testosterone doses at the same time ijbol
February 8, 2026 at 6:00 PM
My coworker making me do her whole degree assignment for her (she doesn’t even know what she’s doing either someone else has made her whole presentation or chatgpt did??) and me searching up testosterone doses at the same time ijbol
Just 5 more hours at work says guy who’s bumhole is BURNINGGGGGG BADDDDDDDDF
February 8, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Just 5 more hours at work says guy who’s bumhole is BURNINGGGGGG BADDDDDDDDF
I really hope I am not still in this job once the t starts taking effect when I start Cus I think I would genuinely get hatecrimed
February 8, 2026 at 2:12 PM
I really hope I am not still in this job once the t starts taking effect when I start Cus I think I would genuinely get hatecrimed
I’m genuinely never going to stop living in fear for the rest of my life because my mum genuinely used me as a money mule and I still don’t know if it was for something illegal and if I could go to jail for it one day. Lol
February 8, 2026 at 10:36 AM
I’m genuinely never going to stop living in fear for the rest of my life because my mum genuinely used me as a money mule and I still don’t know if it was for something illegal and if I could go to jail for it one day. Lol
Genuinely just pooped for an hour and a half at work
February 8, 2026 at 10:29 AM
Genuinely just pooped for an hour and a half at work
I shouldn’t be in the workplace when I’m at risk of having a period poop like this involves hours of torture on the toilet it is not safe for a workplace environment
February 8, 2026 at 10:09 AM
I shouldn’t be in the workplace when I’m at risk of having a period poop like this involves hours of torture on the toilet it is not safe for a workplace environment
I know I just demolished the toielt for 40 minutes but I desperately need my coworker to get out the toilet so that I can demolish the toilet for another 40 minutes like I desperately need to finish off that period poop it’s incredibly painful
February 8, 2026 at 9:49 AM
I know I just demolished the toielt for 40 minutes but I desperately need my coworker to get out the toilet so that I can demolish the toilet for another 40 minutes like I desperately need to finish off that period poop it’s incredibly painful
We’ve got to euthanise me honestly like we’ve got too omg
February 8, 2026 at 7:19 AM
We’ve got to euthanise me honestly like we’ve got too omg
Ready to fall back asleep but I’ve still got a 14 hour shift to get through today lmaoooo it’s over
February 8, 2026 at 6:43 AM
Ready to fall back asleep but I’ve still got a 14 hour shift to get through today lmaoooo it’s over
Sorry they murder pigeons at Manchester Victoria station and then leave them shot critically injured dangling from the roof rafters?????? Oh my god
February 7, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Sorry they murder pigeons at Manchester Victoria station and then leave them shot critically injured dangling from the roof rafters?????? Oh my god
Crying over the most stupid thing in the world but I need to clean asap but I also neex to be shot dead but also the kitchen will not clean itself and I have work tomorrow so I need to clean it like right now
February 7, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Crying over the most stupid thing in the world but I need to clean asap but I also neex to be shot dead but also the kitchen will not clean itself and I have work tomorrow so I need to clean it like right now
Trying not to cry and have a meltdown rn because I have an eating disorder seen otherwise only in profoundly autistic toddlers and they’ve changed the only frozen pizza I can eat it’s different packaging and a different size and a whole different pizza and like oh my god I just can’t take anymore
February 7, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Trying not to cry and have a meltdown rn because I have an eating disorder seen otherwise only in profoundly autistic toddlers and they’ve changed the only frozen pizza I can eat it’s different packaging and a different size and a whole different pizza and like oh my god I just can’t take anymore
My evil coworker trying to call me BACK THE FUCK UPPPPPPP BACK UP
February 6, 2026 at 5:18 PM
My evil coworker trying to call me BACK THE FUCK UPPPPPPP BACK UP
Turns out it was just my period coming for me guys everytime I get wildly depressed and suicidal it’s just my period coming for me LMAOOOO
Just loudly sobbing on the bus my life is so humiliating why do I do this to myself idk what to do anymore idk what to doooo
February 6, 2026 at 9:00 AM
Turns out it was just my period coming for me guys everytime I get wildly depressed and suicidal it’s just my period coming for me LMAOOOO
Just loudly sobbing on the bus my life is so humiliating why do I do this to myself idk what to do anymore idk what to doooo
February 5, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Just loudly sobbing on the bus my life is so humiliating why do I do this to myself idk what to do anymore idk what to doooo