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The Dark Professor (rare archetype)
@evopsychgoogle.bsky.social
professor of evolutionary psychology. under investigation for academic misconduct
my detractors are saying it's due to women's clothing lacking pockets. but such an explanation ignores that Claw Grip is highly heritable. women also share an evolutionary ancestor with praying mantises. coincidence? maybe. but maybe not. lots to consider
July 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
berries and powerful talismans are the most likely candidates for such objects
July 25, 2025 at 12:54 PM
the woke failed to account for [spins roulette wheel] polygenic scores
June 7, 2025 at 2:55 PM
to quote Jar Jar, "peeyoosa" 🤣🤣
April 12, 2025 at 10:36 PM
you cannot fathom the depths of my mind
March 9, 2025 at 1:18 AM
but yes, we can only defeat Trump once we understand his evolutionary psychology, or something
March 8, 2025 at 6:15 AM
i keep hearing that Pinker is a great writer, but that second sentence is very poorly written
March 8, 2025 at 6:13 AM
just casually thinking about Elon's semen quality
February 17, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I personally don't see how there's a threshold there
February 17, 2025 at 2:00 AM
because he's primal
February 17, 2025 at 1:53 AM
this is how i imagine he posted that tweet:
February 17, 2025 at 1:48 AM