Evil Whippet
@evilwhippet.bsky.social
Lawyer.
Professional work includes assisting fledgling democracies set up healthy judicial systems.
Catturd and Tom Fitton blocked me on X so, after I’d stopped crying, I came here.
Professional work includes assisting fledgling democracies set up healthy judicial systems.
Catturd and Tom Fitton blocked me on X so, after I’d stopped crying, I came here.
Not in America, certainly.
Every other developed country in the world ?
Sure.
Every other developed country in the world ?
Sure.
December 17, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Not in America, certainly.
Every other developed country in the world ?
Sure.
Every other developed country in the world ?
Sure.
She also thinks Cankles acts like an alcoholic.
December 16, 2025 at 5:37 PM
She also thinks Cankles acts like an alcoholic.
You’re underestimating how many people love match of the day, only fools and horses and black adder.
And despise the orange shit stain.
And despise the orange shit stain.
December 16, 2025 at 5:32 PM
You’re underestimating how many people love match of the day, only fools and horses and black adder.
And despise the orange shit stain.
And despise the orange shit stain.
So presumably bone spur will start bombing every single hospital in America into oblivion on the basis they all have WMD’s ?
December 16, 2025 at 5:23 PM
So presumably bone spur will start bombing every single hospital in America into oblivion on the basis they all have WMD’s ?
Who's ever lived....
December 16, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Who's ever lived....
That way he can get a slice of both his wife and Kirk's widow
December 16, 2025 at 4:10 PM
That way he can get a slice of both his wife and Kirk's widow
She's deliberately modelled her hair after Trump's mother ...
December 16, 2025 at 3:58 PM
She's deliberately modelled her hair after Trump's mother ...
or....what she told a reporter...
December 16, 2025 at 3:44 PM
or....what she told a reporter...
All I can say is that the BBC's probable requirements for disclosure of Trump's financial, medical and Epsteiney documents is going to be one of the highlights of the year.
December 16, 2025 at 3:26 PM
All I can say is that the BBC's probable requirements for disclosure of Trump's financial, medical and Epsteiney documents is going to be one of the highlights of the year.
If fentanyl is a WMD, I presume he's going to bomb out of existance every hospital in America ?
December 16, 2025 at 2:12 PM
If fentanyl is a WMD, I presume he's going to bomb out of existance every hospital in America ?
Top tip for Rycroft:
Start with Boris Johnson's time as PM...
Start with Boris Johnson's time as PM...
December 16, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Top tip for Rycroft:
Start with Boris Johnson's time as PM...
Start with Boris Johnson's time as PM...
Shame the NY Time or WP can’t muster up enough resources to do something similar.
December 16, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Shame the NY Time or WP can’t muster up enough resources to do something similar.
Excellent work.
It also very strongly suggests he and/or the tech bros have no intention of relinquishing power at the next election.
It also very strongly suggests he and/or the tech bros have no intention of relinquishing power at the next election.
December 16, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Excellent work.
It also very strongly suggests he and/or the tech bros have no intention of relinquishing power at the next election.
It also very strongly suggests he and/or the tech bros have no intention of relinquishing power at the next election.
I mean, what’s the point in pretending they’re an ally at the moment ?
December 16, 2025 at 10:14 AM
I mean, what’s the point in pretending they’re an ally at the moment ?
The BBC should commission a 25 part mini-series on the Epstein files.
December 16, 2025 at 9:38 AM
The BBC should commission a 25 part mini-series on the Epstein files.
Life is really turning into an episode of the Sopranos, isn’t it ?
December 16, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Life is really turning into an episode of the Sopranos, isn’t it ?
A quiet note to America.
2 large protests a year simply doesn’t cut it.
2 large protests a year simply doesn’t cut it.
December 16, 2025 at 9:26 AM
A quiet note to America.
2 large protests a year simply doesn’t cut it.
2 large protests a year simply doesn’t cut it.
Better still, he’ll have to prove reputational damage.
Lol.
Lol.
December 16, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Better still, he’ll have to prove reputational damage.
Lol.
Lol.
This is how Private Eye dealt with a similar problem years ago:
December 16, 2025 at 8:57 AM
This is how Private Eye dealt with a similar problem years ago:
They should use the Private Eye school of negotiation:
December 16, 2025 at 8:56 AM
They should use the Private Eye school of negotiation:
He needs to pass specific legislation giving the BBC immunity from foreign defamation claims.
Or just tell Trump to fuck off and build sewage farms next to his dismal golf courses.
Or just tell Trump to fuck off and build sewage farms next to his dismal golf courses.
December 16, 2025 at 8:54 AM
He needs to pass specific legislation giving the BBC immunity from foreign defamation claims.
Or just tell Trump to fuck off and build sewage farms next to his dismal golf courses.
Or just tell Trump to fuck off and build sewage farms next to his dismal golf courses.
The Bribery Act 2010 makes it unlikely we can do what FIFA, Apple, Meta, etc etc have done in order to get deals done….
December 16, 2025 at 8:49 AM
The Bribery Act 2010 makes it unlikely we can do what FIFA, Apple, Meta, etc etc have done in order to get deals done….
Almost certainly this happened because the UK has the Bribery Act 2010 which is generally lauded as a gold standard in global anti-bribery legislation.
Which meant we were unable to pay a few billion $$$ to some shady organisation called “Trumples Sweety Shop for Wayward Children”
Which meant we were unable to pay a few billion $$$ to some shady organisation called “Trumples Sweety Shop for Wayward Children”
December 16, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Almost certainly this happened because the UK has the Bribery Act 2010 which is generally lauded as a gold standard in global anti-bribery legislation.
Which meant we were unable to pay a few billion $$$ to some shady organisation called “Trumples Sweety Shop for Wayward Children”
Which meant we were unable to pay a few billion $$$ to some shady organisation called “Trumples Sweety Shop for Wayward Children”