evilrobotme.bsky.social
@evilrobotme.bsky.social
Or spare organs?
November 17, 2025 at 8:35 AM
You're just salty because your house flooded purely because there was too much hair in your bath plughole
November 16, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Tax breaks on cranberries.
November 16, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Didn't over 10k millionaires fuck off abroad when Labour got into power? Good riddance if they are so obsessed with their high score that they're willing to uproot their entire lives, but it would be interesting to understand why they went, when in the US it seems to have gone differently.
November 14, 2025 at 10:31 AM
A shame it was fixed. They should have leaned into it and done a WipEout crossover season.
November 11, 2025 at 10:42 AM
November 10, 2025 at 9:05 AM
I really liked it, but I can see it might be a bit divisive though, some people might not want to see the predator as anything but a big bad.

Next up; The Running Man!
November 9, 2025 at 8:51 PM
What a very Twittery response
November 9, 2025 at 10:33 AM
It is truly shocking how many of these veterans need explaining what they fought and died for. Thank goodness for burley pink faced middle aged men in gilets.
November 9, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Yeah the game was graphically janky but as someone who adores the film it was a wonderful extra installment. Peter Weller is great and the actor who does Lewis' voice does a great Nancy Allen.
Did you watch the documentary yet? It's such an amazing (and genuinely interesting) deep dive into the film
November 9, 2025 at 9:12 AM
The voice is absolutely uncanny. I finished the game and can honestly say there was only one occasion in 30 odd hours when I could pick out it wasn't HF
November 8, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Calm down. Cummings is just going through the motions to position himself for another consultation role at number 10 if Farage gets in.
November 7, 2025 at 10:10 AM
"A pint of Lest please barkeep"
November 6, 2025 at 7:53 AM
There _were_ toads in Anglo-Saxon days
November 5, 2025 at 7:45 PM
You are becoming the new Simpsons with your chillingly accurate visions
November 5, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Eh? There's an option in the settings to switch it off anyway
November 5, 2025 at 5:52 PM
How shitty, I hope nothing irreplaceable has been lost.
November 5, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Might be the only route to another GoT book though
October 30, 2025 at 9:24 AM
I'm going to bring out a range of cute plushie ICE teddies and call them 'Nuzzies'.
They will be very flammable.
October 28, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Imagine getting that riled by seeing people from abroad on a train to/from city airport. He should definitely stay off the Piccadilly line to Heathrow, it might give him an aneurysm.
October 21, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Her poor arteries
October 18, 2025 at 8:25 PM
That's like never watching any movie apart from Police Academy 6 and resolutely insisting it's the best film ever.
October 18, 2025 at 8:21 PM
When Labour got voted in they warned it would be tough in the beginning. Now it's turned out to be tough at the beginning, loads of people think Labour are terrible, forgetting the self serving pocket filling parasites we've suffered for years before them.
Humans are a stupid species.
October 18, 2025 at 8:08 PM
They'll love the bit where Zeus identifies as a swan and forces himself on Leda
October 14, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Bots don't invest
October 11, 2025 at 9:03 AM