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Evil Robot Cat
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I draw and customize Nendoroids.🔞
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And there it is. My annual tree.
A short, teal, plastic tree decorated with 80s/90s retro-themed ornaments and Link from BotW. (He transcends decades.)
November 18, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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3/3 end
Yuffie: Are we really gonna leave him like this?! Barret: We don't have a choice. Look at Cloud. (Cloud has donne a black robe. Only one pointy tuft of hair sticks out as he crawls across the room like a slug.) Cloud: Black materia... C-cat buddy... Everyone: Yikes... Someone: Let's get Cloud back to the village to rest. Hang in there, Cait Sith.) (Vincent climbs into his coffin, humming to himself as Cait Sith struggles.) Cait Sith: You don't wanna hurt me! I'm just a little guy! I'll bet right now Cloud is on his way to- Vincent: Be quiet, Reeve. (Far away, in the Shinra Building, Reeve Tuesti jerks with a gasp.) (Btw, his bangs shoot up like Gegege no Kitarou. I just think that's an important part of the gag, even if it really isn't.) (At the round table, Rufus Shinra addresses Reeve. Hojo looks at a magazine of tentacle porn. And a blob with a beard is labeled: Do YOU want to draw Heidegger? Well neither do I!) Rufus: Is there something wrong? Reeve: Oh- no, nothing at all. Reeve: Please carry on. (Reeve rests his hand on a pile of photos. A caption reads: Rufus is making them look at photos of his doggy.) Vincent: Sorry, Reeve. I'm too tired to play along with your games today. But this is just what I needed. (Cait Sith looks from side to side, then srugs.) Cait Sith: Eh, whatever. Reeve: Have a nice nap, Vincent. (Vincent sleeps with Cait Sith in his arms and sparkling hearts all around them.) Vincent: Nightmares don't stand a chance against a stuffed animal.
November 11, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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2/3
(In another room of the basement, a moogle plush from the Gold Saucer sits on a shelf. A montage of memories floats past. Jester Cait Sith chases Vincent at the Gold Saucer. Cait Sith gives Vincent a balloon. And finally, Cait Sith tells Vincent's forune.) Vincent: (thinking) Well, well. If it isn't the little mascot from the Gold Saicer. It's been a while. (Some time passes.) Vincent: I see. I'll unlock the door, Mister... Murasaki. You can use the terminal, then leave. (The group departs.) Tifa: Um, Aerith, did you- Aerith: Nope! (She envisions the peach emoji.) Vincent: (thinking) Shinra's cat usually has his own key to this place. What's his game this time? (More time passes.) A short time and one heck of an identity crisis later, our heroes meet Vincent again! Cait Sith: Nya-haaa?! W-where are you takin' me?! (As Vincent carries Cait Sith away, a voice shouts behind them.) Cloud: No!! Let go of him! Omg please, he's the only cat in this entire game that actually likes me...!! (Cloud is leaning between Tifa's shoulder and the buster sword, which is labeled PROPERTY OF ZACK FAIR.) Vincent: You're free to leave. Don't come back. Cait Sith: N-nyaa!! Unhand me, ya fiend! Cloud, help! (Vincent walks out of the room, Cait Sith draped over his shoulder, and slams the door shut behind him.) Cait Sith has been catnapped from the party.
November 11, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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At long last, the full story - my thoughts on the meeting at Shinra Manor! 1/3
#FF7 #VincentValentine #CaitSith #ReeveTuesti
MEETING AGAIN (for the very first time) (Cloud approaches an ominous box) Cloud: There's a coffin in here? (The box opens with a slight creak. Cloud, Barret, and Yuffie draw back in fear.) Vincent: Who dares... (Vincent backflips out of the coffin.) Vincent: Disturb my endless nightmares? Eat your heart out, Alucard. (Everyone screams and grabs each other. Aerith grabs a certain thing in particular... Vincent looks down in surprise at Cait Sith, who smiles awkwardly with his fur smushed down to avoid notice.)
November 11, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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Do you think Vincent carries a giant fucking hex key around with him wherever he goes? Do you think he doesn't, but Reeve does, and that's why they get along so well?

"Joint's loose, huh? Funnily enough, my cat uses the exact same size."
#FF7
FF7 Ever Crisis screencaps. Closeups of the Stray Dog costume's left hand, which features a ball-jointed thumb and prominent hex socket in the wrist.
November 11, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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Hush, Puppy! This was my piece for the 2025 @mxtx-foodzine.bsky.social! 🥰
#svsss #bingqiu
SVSSS fanart. Luo Binghe lunges for Shen Qingqiu, who stops him with a deep-fried snack.
November 10, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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I can give you a picture of Link... um... that's made by a real, live human being. 😅🤭😅
A real, human-made image of Link sitting on a toilet, reading a newspaper, and yelling angrily at the viewer.
November 10, 2025 at 10:11 AM
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Get into the groove with Belle and Eous tonight! 🎶
#zenlesszonezero
Zenless Zone Zero fanart. Belle and Eous rock out with guitar and mic.
November 7, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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I voted, so I got myself a present. It's my election day tradition. And WHAT A PRESENT IT IS. 😍 They look so nice with the rest of the family!
#tgcf #mdzs
Hardcover special editions of The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation vol 1, and Heaven Official's Blessing vol 7. 3D keychain figurines of Xie Lian and Hua Cheng stand in front of seven volumes of Heaven Official's Blessing and one volume of Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation.
November 4, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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Phaethon's asleep, post Hugo!
#ZenlessZoneZero #HugoVlad
Zenless Zone Zero fanart. Hugo Vlad floats a nebula, surrounded by sparkles. He draws a mask away to show his genuine smile.
November 3, 2025 at 8:09 AM
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Happy Halloween! We're having a party, and you're invited!

This treat's free, but if you want more, I've got an exclusive eight-pack of photos just for my patrons! Extra large and watermark-free! 🎃🥰🎃
www.patreon.com/posts/142477...
Toy photography of figures ranging from slightly to entirely customized. In a room heavily decorated with streamers, pumpkins, and strange paintings, Gloom (sans costume), Link (Ravio), Zelda (queen), Sidon (deku), and Yona (witch) smile and wave at the camera.
October 31, 2025 at 7:13 AM
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Every time the weather turns cold I slip into my Shadow obsession again. 🤭
A large pulp magazine reprint spread open to show a cloaked man firing two guns at a multi-headed snake-like creature. The title is THE HYDRA.
October 29, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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"Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well."
October 25, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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#SephirothWeek Pumpkin

I wanted to show a little of what Sephiroth's experience is like in my time travel fuck up fic. Fortunately, it's very different from what the adults go through! 🤭
FF7 fan comic of ERC's fic, Pendulum Reverse. Panel One (A sad looking, dirty stuffed chocobo sits on the floor. ) Vincent: Is that Cow?! It's going into the washing machine. Panel 2 (Sephiroth, two and a half years old, watches sadly as the toy is taken away. ) Sephiroth: But Cow takes a bath with me... Panel 3 (A plush rictus smiles brightly. ) Vincent: I'm sorry Sephiroth, you'll have to play with Funny for a while. Ugh, it smells... Panel 4 (Sephiroth throws the rictus to the floor and howls as Vincent leaves with the chocobo.) Sephiroth: I hate Funny! Wahhh, I want Coooooow!! (Context: Cow's name is absolutely a reference to who you think it is. Cloud hasn't been born yet, so what could this mean...?)
October 24, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Of course women don't like the Cybertruck.

Women only want one thing, and it's the Hardy Daytona.
OG FF7 Cloud astride the Hardy Daytona, wielding the Hardedge.
October 23, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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Deep in the forest, a forgotten statue offers a blessing...
#botw #tloz #toyphotography
Photograph of a Nendoroid and a custom sculpture. Surrounded by trees, Link stands facing a moss-covered Hylia statue. Pink fairies drift around them.
October 15, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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Vincent can't eat the birthday sweets I baked today, so I gave him a cake all for himself. 🤭
Photograph of a Vincent Valentine Play Arts KAI holding a miniature pastry in his left hand.
October 13, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Oh fuck yeah!

(Everyone knows how and why I'd get this role. 🤭)
TEXT: THE FINAL GIRL
October 8, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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I have my own theories about Hell House, of course. 🤭
4koma. Cloud, Vincent, and Cait Sith battle a Hell House in the slums of Midgar. PANEL 1 Cloud: A house monster? Where the hell do these come from? PANEL 2 Reeve (though Cait Sith): I know the story behind these giant abominations all too well, Cloud. You see, it was career swap day at Shinra... PANEL 3 Scarlet: Kya ha ha, I got Urban Development! Reeve: I'm a... Turk? Oh well, at least it's just for twenty-four hours... PANEL 4 Reeve (as Cait Sith): It was a bleak day for Midgar. Cloud: Wait a minute, you're NOT a Turk?! Reeve (as Cait Sith): I'd rather not discuss that right now.
October 7, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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Happy Monday. Have some old-ish and truly vintage Halloween drawings.
#ff7 #halloween
Vincent Valentine lights a jack o'lantern with a dorky face. TEXT: HAPPY HALLOWEEN FROM EVIL ROBOT CAT A line of trick or treaters: Reeve (devil), Denzel (Cloud), Marlene (Miss Cloud), Shelke (Cait Sith), Cloud (Squall Leonhart). TEXT: Reeve: It's nice, but what happened to that lovely Turk costume I picked out for you? Shelke: I'm far too old for this... Cloud: Like hell I'd let Denzel dress up as a Turk! Stay away from my kid, Shinra scum! Kyrie Canaan does a spooky pose with a black blanket draped over herself like a hood. On a table before her are a mix of occult items ranging from the genuine (church flowers, candles, crystal ball) to the ridiculous (Happy Turtle ads, toy Sailor Moon wand, hand-drawn "tarot card" of Evan).
October 6, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Here's a somewhat crass/whimsical photo of my blind cat, Bob. 🤭
A black cat sits in a remarkably pink room with his back turned to the camera as he licks his butt.
October 6, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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Here's my son, Bob. He was born an alley cat, and is blind from a birth defect. He has his own house with lots of toys, fancy kibble, wet food, and treats every day. Oh - and his own little TV to listen to all day! He likes cartoons the best. 🥰
October 4, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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At some point he'll be thrown out from somewhere for his blatant refusal to wear a shirt, right? Just as soon as everyone can stop drooling.
#sephiroth #zackfair #toyphotography
Photograph of two custom Nendoroids. In an airy teal ice cream shop, a shirtless Sephiroth holds an ice cream cone and a multi-scoop bowl with toppings. Beside him, a fully clothed Zack Fair holds a single large ice cream. (As with all my photography, ship interpretations or lack thereof are welcome.)
October 1, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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If you see this, quote with your first anime.

Hana no ko Lunlun, when I was four. 🤭
Promotional image for a 1970s anime, Hana no Ko Lunlun. A young man with a silly hat and a camera bag smiles at a young woman in a red dress. Beside her are a magical talking cat and dog.
September 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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I'll hop in, too! I'm ERC, and I draw all kinds of stuff (mostly videogame fanart) in lots of different ways!
Cute, colorful fanart of Vincent Valentine playing a card game with Cait Sith. BotW fanart of an underwater battle against guardians. A very rough, sketchy image of a man in ragged clothing leaning against a man in a suit.
September 29, 2025 at 6:23 AM