Evil Ray
@evilray.bsky.social
• Pronouns, this motherfucker/that motherfucker.
• If I were an animal I'd be a human.
• Largely non-toxic.
• If I were an animal I'd be a human.
• Largely non-toxic.
Pinned
Evil Ray
@evilray.bsky.social
· Dec 27
Don't tell the others but you're my favo(u)rite.
So the scarecrow says to the Nobel prize committee, he says, "Because I'm out standing in my field."
November 10, 2025 at 11:05 AM
So the scarecrow says to the Nobel prize committee, he says, "Because I'm out standing in my field."
Ramones - Bonzo Goes To Bitburg (Official Audio)
YouTube video by RHINO
youtu.be
November 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
This afternoon on Out Of Context Theater:
"To be fair, the cable guy usually calls first."
"To be fair, the cable guy usually calls first."
November 9, 2025 at 9:27 PM
This afternoon on Out Of Context Theater:
"To be fair, the cable guy usually calls first."
"To be fair, the cable guy usually calls first."
So the lady says to the judge, she says, "No first time a Gibson *then* a Fender."
November 9, 2025 at 12:33 PM
So the lady says to the judge, she says, "No first time a Gibson *then* a Fender."
This evening on Out Of Context Theater:
"I went to the grocery store and bought a rotisserie chicken because spite is hungry work."
"I went to the grocery store and bought a rotisserie chicken because spite is hungry work."
November 8, 2025 at 11:43 PM
This evening on Out Of Context Theater:
"I went to the grocery store and bought a rotisserie chicken because spite is hungry work."
"I went to the grocery store and bought a rotisserie chicken because spite is hungry work."
So the one schooling Thunnus says to the other schooling Thunnus, they says, "There's something fishy going on."
November 8, 2025 at 12:17 PM
So the one schooling Thunnus says to the other schooling Thunnus, they says, "There's something fishy going on."
So the doc says to the bird flu victim, he says, "You require tweetment."
November 7, 2025 at 11:24 AM
So the doc says to the bird flu victim, he says, "You require tweetment."
Who's laughing now, Austria-Hungary?
¡¿WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?!
¡¿WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?!
November 6, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Who's laughing now, Austria-Hungary?
¡¿WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?!
¡¿WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?!
Did you look in the underneath of the sink?
November 6, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Did you look in the underneath of the sink?
So Dav says to the cop, he says, "Sorry, the cop, I've lost my ID."
November 6, 2025 at 12:23 PM
So Dav says to the cop, he says, "Sorry, the cop, I've lost my ID."
I feel like I'm forgetting something...
November 5, 2025 at 12:01 PM
I feel like I'm forgetting something...
So the hypervigilant leopard says to the other leopard, she says, "We're spotted!"
November 5, 2025 at 12:00 PM
So the hypervigilant leopard says to the other leopard, she says, "We're spotted!"
So the plumber says to the fat la...mezzo-soprano, she says, "Nice pipes."
November 4, 2025 at 12:20 PM
So the plumber says to the fat la...mezzo-soprano, she says, "Nice pipes."
Spelling and typing are discrete skills. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
November 3, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Spelling and typing are discrete skills. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
So the jaded welldigger says to the lady, he says, "Most of the work is boring."
November 3, 2025 at 1:19 PM
So the jaded welldigger says to the lady, he says, "Most of the work is boring."