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Trans with a misgendering kink. Feel free to respect or arouse me.
My problem isn't even people not being mentally OK.

I just don't want people who troll me and other players out of character, who aren't murder hobos and who won't ghost me after saying they want to join my games.
December 14, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Cute
December 14, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Good ol' First Amendment of the US of A.

Protecting citizens' right to be what the Christian Imperialist British Slave Trader descendants wished for them to be allowed to be.

Now available on every computer, phone, and in select cars, watches and fridges around the globe.
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ALT: two men are standing in front of a map with snl written on it
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December 14, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I guess it pissed me off how the movie had such an obvious killer, just let the terrible man look like a saint to the public, the diamond money went unused and most the usual suspect grifters just moved on without the big losses of the first or second movies

All while being the most padded for time
December 13, 2025 at 11:16 AM
As it turns out, because of the main character's "this isn't a game" outburst, Blanc holds off on the big reveal, so the killer can treat it like a confession

This allowed the hatemonger to still be publicly sanctified because he "rose from the dead like Christ"

Oh the gem? Hidden again.
December 13, 2025 at 11:16 AM
A lot of movie is spent debating religion, with very careful lighting choices

Just when Blanc is about to do the big reveal, the framing looks like he has suddenly become religious, like it converted him, and it pads for A VERY long time on this
December 13, 2025 at 11:16 AM
The lady who helped hide the gem for 60 years decided she needed to kill hatemonger priest, but in a way that would sanctify him

So she frames the main character for the murder and hopes to destroy the gem

But like... The hatemonger priest did not deserve to be sanctified in the slightest
December 13, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Priest raised a girl to hate the daughter, so she helped hide the gem and laughed at the daughter, who went ballistic, punched her, then had an aneurysm and spent some 60 years being demonized

Well, 60 years later the grandson of the first priest, now a hatemonger priest, wants the gem for himself
December 13, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Wake Up Dead Man starts with a rich priest who had a daughter before being a priest and forces his daughter to live miserably just to hide all the money and leave her penniless

Instead of doing the obvious priest thing of "donate all money to those in need," he got a diamond and hid it
December 13, 2025 at 11:16 AM