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EvilDennisR
@evildennisr.bsky.social
"Sir, are you classified as human?"
"Uh, negative. I am a Meat Popsicle"

- Sr. Linux Systems Engineer
- Pro bono Indie Game DevOps & QA
- Broken Tail Cat Shelter Volunteer + Foster
- Best friend of Ollie Dude
- Sarcastic smart-ass

*Dictated but not read
My little kitty foster girl discovered one of the many cat toys I have for Ollie.

This one in particular makes a squeaky mouse noise when touched...

It's 3:20am, and she is currently killing the absolute shit out of this toy, because its squeaking woke me up 😅🥱😪💤

Pictures of the murderer below
November 27, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Good cookbook!
November 26, 2025 at 12:42 AM
"My spot"
November 16, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I'm fostering this (ex) momma kitty. She has a stuffy nose and is sneezing, so had to be separated. They gave me some amoxicillin for her. She's doing much better now.
November 15, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Yeah, it's a standard EN keyboard.
November 10, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Awww, I'm fostering this bat ear girl too
November 3, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I did an intake on this awesome kitty at the shelter the other day
November 3, 2025 at 5:51 AM
October 29, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Did an intake of TEN cats tonight!

A 4 litter of 3mo. A 4 litter of 5mo. A Momma cat 10mo, and Ripley from Alien 10mo.

#sheltercats #alien #ripley
October 29, 2025 at 5:17 AM
This badass came to the cat shelter today.
October 29, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Ha! Ollie Dude prefers bananas
October 25, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Awful pour. I apologize.

I had a shit day. Ending with a lovely Guinness, then getting the hell up to bed.

#Guinness
October 25, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Yeah I agree. Did you see what I was wearing?

I was totally asking for it.

It's my own fault really.
October 25, 2025 at 3:02 AM
@wadjeteyegames.bsky.social told me to shut up and give you my money.
October 24, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Cha cha Cha Cha!
October 24, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Sounds just like Ollie
October 24, 2025 at 6:43 AM
That's a tough one... Here's some visuals to help

Yahaha!

(Ps. Why not Hetsu?? 🪇)
October 24, 2025 at 6:22 AM
I love her so much!!!

I will squish and kiss Ollie Dude's head via proxy
October 23, 2025 at 4:57 AM
For some reason my mind went immediately to Alone in the Dark.
October 22, 2025 at 6:30 AM
I already did!
October 19, 2025 at 12:09 PM
He's so handsome 💙
October 12, 2025 at 6:03 AM
My Void is a boy, whose name is Ollie, don't touch his belly or you'll be sorry.

*Sung but not read

#VoidCat #Void #BlackCat #BlackCats #Cats #Cat #OllieDude3000
October 12, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Is he going to eat those tiny boats?
October 9, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Good. Because some scientists at work ordered this (attached) and it was 2 1/2 inches too long to even fit in the tower 😆🤷‍♂️
October 9, 2025 at 3:53 AM
🌈Kitten of the North thinking about the same thing.
October 7, 2025 at 6:59 AM