Kris
@evilbuf.bsky.social
Castleholic, InDeath-Series, The Rookie, SVU/OC, Geek-Girl, Sci-fi, Lego, book worm, Mythbusters, Tested, fossils, ancient history
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die-hard | adjective | strongly or fanatically determined or devoted
Die Hard | noun | a Christmas movie
Die Hard | noun | a Christmas movie
December 7, 2025 at 3:10 PM
die-hard | adjective | strongly or fanatically determined or devoted
Die Hard | noun | a Christmas movie
Die Hard | noun | a Christmas movie
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Picard perspective tip: Space is big. Bigger than you think. No, bigger than that.
December 5, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Picard perspective tip: Space is big. Bigger than you think. No, bigger than that.
The L&O:OC writing is just superb.
December 6, 2025 at 5:48 AM
The L&O:OC writing is just superb.
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heads up, writers—this is the new version of the “I turned your webcam on and I have a video of you jerking off” scam
New extortion scam email going round (this was received via a writer's website contact form). I've seen a number of these recently but without the money demand; the translation angle is also a new one
December 5, 2025 at 12:47 AM
heads up, writers—this is the new version of the “I turned your webcam on and I have a video of you jerking off” scam
Omg. Imagining that i got the chills.
That would be heaven.
That would be heaven.
I wish it was socially acceptable to say "I don't care” and just walk away from the conversation
December 2, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Omg. Imagining that i got the chills.
That would be heaven.
That would be heaven.
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I wish it was socially acceptable to say "I don't care” and just walk away from the conversation
December 2, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I wish it was socially acceptable to say "I don't care” and just walk away from the conversation
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I'm blessing your timeline with this image, because I know that you will have occasion to use it, and more frequently than any of us would like to admit. Use it responsibly, friends.
November 25, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I'm blessing your timeline with this image, because I know that you will have occasion to use it, and more frequently than any of us would like to admit. Use it responsibly, friends.
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I hate when people ask me, “Why are you so quiet?” I’m quiet because that’s how I function. I don’t ask others, “Why do you talk so much?” That would be rude.
November 24, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I hate when people ask me, “Why are you so quiet?” I’m quiet because that’s how I function. I don’t ask others, “Why do you talk so much?” That would be rude.
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November 22, 2025 at 2:00 AM
And the f#€€&er did not come at all.
2 calls, no response 🤬
Called another repair guy now. who i wanted to called in the first place.
As someone who works in customer service this was some perfect example for sitty service.
2 calls, no response 🤬
Called another repair guy now. who i wanted to called in the first place.
As someone who works in customer service this was some perfect example for sitty service.
I am a very punctual person. Having to wait for repair people is the worst for me.
Appointment was 8am. Now its 8:15am and i am getting anxious.
Appointment was 8am. Now its 8:15am and i am getting anxious.
November 21, 2025 at 9:08 AM
And the f#€€&er did not come at all.
2 calls, no response 🤬
Called another repair guy now. who i wanted to called in the first place.
As someone who works in customer service this was some perfect example for sitty service.
2 calls, no response 🤬
Called another repair guy now. who i wanted to called in the first place.
As someone who works in customer service this was some perfect example for sitty service.
I am a very punctual person. Having to wait for repair people is the worst for me.
Appointment was 8am. Now its 8:15am and i am getting anxious.
Appointment was 8am. Now its 8:15am and i am getting anxious.
November 21, 2025 at 7:17 AM
I am a very punctual person. Having to wait for repair people is the worst for me.
Appointment was 8am. Now its 8:15am and i am getting anxious.
Appointment was 8am. Now its 8:15am and i am getting anxious.
Prompts sponsored by commuting:
Radio:Return to sender by Elvis
Brain:what if El writes Liv letters that are always returned as he doesn't know that she had to change the apartment after WL.
After a while he thinks shes ghosting him. 1/2
Radio:Return to sender by Elvis
Brain:what if El writes Liv letters that are always returned as he doesn't know that she had to change the apartment after WL.
After a while he thinks shes ghosting him. 1/2
November 20, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Prompts sponsored by commuting:
Radio:Return to sender by Elvis
Brain:what if El writes Liv letters that are always returned as he doesn't know that she had to change the apartment after WL.
After a while he thinks shes ghosting him. 1/2
Radio:Return to sender by Elvis
Brain:what if El writes Liv letters that are always returned as he doesn't know that she had to change the apartment after WL.
After a while he thinks shes ghosting him. 1/2
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Hi. It's me. I'm here to gently ask if you've been giving yourself grace? Patience? Self-care?
You've got this. You are enough, and you deserve all the good things.
You've got this. You are enough, and you deserve all the good things.
November 16, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Hi. It's me. I'm here to gently ask if you've been giving yourself grace? Patience? Self-care?
You've got this. You are enough, and you deserve all the good things.
You've got this. You are enough, and you deserve all the good things.
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Introverts are unique creatures. We want to talk, just not with everyone. We like going out, just not with everyone. We’re fun, but not with everyone. We don’t mind being the center of attention, just not from everyone
November 15, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Introverts are unique creatures. We want to talk, just not with everyone. We like going out, just not with everyone. We’re fun, but not with everyone. We don’t mind being the center of attention, just not from everyone
My car this morning.
With greetings from Africa.
With greetings from Africa.
November 15, 2025 at 3:57 PM
My car this morning.
With greetings from Africa.
With greetings from Africa.
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“So, do you have any plans this weekend?”
I'm just going to hang out at home.
“Ah, so no plans yet.”
What? I just told you my plans.
I'm just going to hang out at home.
“Ah, so no plans yet.”
What? I just told you my plans.
November 13, 2025 at 7:24 PM
“So, do you have any plans this weekend?”
I'm just going to hang out at home.
“Ah, so no plans yet.”
What? I just told you my plans.
I'm just going to hang out at home.
“Ah, so no plans yet.”
What? I just told you my plans.
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There should be a weather app for introverts, like:
“Today, Trader Joe‘s will be partly crowdy with a 70% chance of bumping into people you know.”
“Today, Trader Joe‘s will be partly crowdy with a 70% chance of bumping into people you know.”
November 12, 2025 at 4:57 PM
There should be a weather app for introverts, like:
“Today, Trader Joe‘s will be partly crowdy with a 70% chance of bumping into people you know.”
“Today, Trader Joe‘s will be partly crowdy with a 70% chance of bumping into people you know.”
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The shirt is trying with its life to stay closed.
I have so many, many thoughts pop up in my brain and fic prompts.
🔥😇😈
I have so many, many thoughts pop up in my brain and fic prompts.
🔥😇😈
November 8, 2025 at 1:32 PM
The shirt is trying with its life to stay closed.
I have so many, many thoughts pop up in my brain and fic prompts.
🔥😇😈
I have so many, many thoughts pop up in my brain and fic prompts.
🔥😇😈
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Extended bts footage of Christopher Meloni’s shoot for People’s Sexiest Man Alive (2025)
📸 Alex Ross
📸 Alex Ross
November 8, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Extended bts footage of Christopher Meloni’s shoot for People’s Sexiest Man Alive (2025)
📸 Alex Ross
📸 Alex Ross
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Sometimes introverts need to recharge their social batteries for an entire weekend. If you can't find us, don't worry. We are fine.
November 7, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Sometimes introverts need to recharge their social batteries for an entire weekend. If you can't find us, don't worry. We are fine.