Evil Wizard, Esq.
@evil-wizard-esq.bsky.social
Prosecutor by day, professor by night, writer by, uh, let’s go with twilight, reader and gamer when I probably should be sleeping. Highly upset at being currently stuck in this, the clearly worst timeline. Posts best read in the voice of Sterling Archer.
Got a chuckle out of the video of the ICE agent slipping on ice like the fat piece of shit they all are, but it was a downer ending when he was able to get back up and still walk. Shame.
January 12, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Got a chuckle out of the video of the ICE agent slipping on ice like the fat piece of shit they all are, but it was a downer ending when he was able to get back up and still walk. Shame.
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Prosecutors Said to Pursue New Investigation of Letitia James www.nytimes.com/2026/01/08/u...
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January 8, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Prosecutors Said to Pursue New Investigation of Letitia James www.nytimes.com/2026/01/08/u...
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January 8, 2026 at 5:05 PM
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Dear anyone reading this,
When “coercion” is “we’ve cut off your country and will starve everyone” then it’s the same thing as “control.” It’s also what evil tyrants do.
Trump Says U.S. Is ‘In Charge’ of Venezuela, While Rubio Stresses Coercing It www.nytimes.com/2026/01/04/u...
When “coercion” is “we’ve cut off your country and will starve everyone” then it’s the same thing as “control.” It’s also what evil tyrants do.
Trump Says U.S. Is ‘In Charge’ of Venezuela, While Rubio Stresses Coercing It www.nytimes.com/2026/01/04/u...
Trump Says U.S. Is ‘In Charge’ of Venezuela, While Rubio Stresses Coercing It
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January 5, 2026 at 5:12 AM
Dear anyone reading this,
When “coercion” is “we’ve cut off your country and will starve everyone” then it’s the same thing as “control.” It’s also what evil tyrants do.
Trump Says U.S. Is ‘In Charge’ of Venezuela, While Rubio Stresses Coercing It www.nytimes.com/2026/01/04/u...
When “coercion” is “we’ve cut off your country and will starve everyone” then it’s the same thing as “control.” It’s also what evil tyrants do.
Trump Says U.S. Is ‘In Charge’ of Venezuela, While Rubio Stresses Coercing It www.nytimes.com/2026/01/04/u...
Now we will watch as Americans are imprisoned, tortured, and killed as a direct result of the orange shitgoblin’s Nazi regime. Bloody hands for everyone in that regime. May their only news stories be obituaries.
Venezuela Detains Americans Amid Growing U.S. Pressure www.nytimes.com/2025/12/31/w...
Venezuela Detains Americans Amid Growing U.S. Pressure www.nytimes.com/2025/12/31/w...
Venezuela Detains Americans Amid Growing U.S. Pressure
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December 31, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Now we will watch as Americans are imprisoned, tortured, and killed as a direct result of the orange shitgoblin’s Nazi regime. Bloody hands for everyone in that regime. May their only news stories be obituaries.
Venezuela Detains Americans Amid Growing U.S. Pressure www.nytimes.com/2025/12/31/w...
Venezuela Detains Americans Amid Growing U.S. Pressure www.nytimes.com/2025/12/31/w...
Hello, Pam? Hi, real prosecutor here. Look, I know you’re really just a right-wing puppet with maybe three brain cells working, but when a law requires “all documents” by a deadline, it’s not a suggestion. It’s a fucking order. So congrats on being a criminal while supposedly the AG, you twat.
Khanna: "The law clearly required all unclassified information being released today. They obviously have not complied with that law. They claim it's because it was only a few weeks -- well they've known about this for months."
December 20, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Hello, Pam? Hi, real prosecutor here. Look, I know you’re really just a right-wing puppet with maybe three brain cells working, but when a law requires “all documents” by a deadline, it’s not a suggestion. It’s a fucking order. So congrats on being a criminal while supposedly the AG, you twat.
That Ben fucking Shapiro can recite that sentence with a straight face and completely without irony is proof positive that the American Experiment is an abject failure. I really hope the tea was worth it, Boston because I gotta say its consequences have been rough.
Ben Shapiro: "Today I want to talk about something even more important — how to discern those attempting to speak truth from frauds and grifters…The conservative movement is in danger from charlatans who claim to speak in the name of principle but actually traffic in conspiracy and dishonesty."
December 19, 2025 at 2:16 PM
That Ben fucking Shapiro can recite that sentence with a straight face and completely without irony is proof positive that the American Experiment is an abject failure. I really hope the tea was worth it, Boston because I gotta say its consequences have been rough.
For anyone still naive enough to be waiting for the judicial system to end this unlawful fascist regime…I hope you’re awake now. They are not. America, as you learns of it, is dead and gone.
Judge Convicted of Obstructing Agents as They Sought Undocumented Immigrant www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/u...
Judge Convicted of Obstructing Agents as They Sought Undocumented Immigrant www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/u...
Judge Convicted of Obstructing Agents as They Sought Undocumented Immigrant
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December 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
For anyone still naive enough to be waiting for the judicial system to end this unlawful fascist regime…I hope you’re awake now. They are not. America, as you learns of it, is dead and gone.
Judge Convicted of Obstructing Agents as They Sought Undocumented Immigrant www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/u...
Judge Convicted of Obstructing Agents as They Sought Undocumented Immigrant www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/u...
So, just to clarify, while ICE-stapo have been running around kidnapping and torturing (checks notes) innocent civilians and families, the local and state law enforcement of Colorado actually captured and indicted one of the FBI most wanted. Because of course.
www.denverpost.com/2025/12/18/t...
www.denverpost.com/2025/12/18/t...
1 of FBI’s 10 Most Wanted among Tren de Aragua leaders indicted in Denver kidnapping, jewelry store robberies
Two leaders of the Venezuelan prison gang Tren de Aragua were indicted for orchestrating a man’s kidnapping and torture as well as burglaries at two Denver jewelry stores, federal and local l…
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December 19, 2025 at 2:08 AM
So, just to clarify, while ICE-stapo have been running around kidnapping and torturing (checks notes) innocent civilians and families, the local and state law enforcement of Colorado actually captured and indicted one of the FBI most wanted. Because of course.
www.denverpost.com/2025/12/18/t...
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My fellow Americans, I know for some of you it always seems strange why we are mocked by the rest of the world at large. Why the disrespect, you ask? Why the condescension? Why are we “Ugly Americans?” When you ask these, simply remember this utter 🤡 🚗 of a photograph. This. That is why.
December 18, 2025 at 11:19 PM
My fellow Americans, I know for some of you it always seems strange why we are mocked by the rest of the world at large. Why the disrespect, you ask? Why the condescension? Why are we “Ugly Americans?” When you ask these, simply remember this utter 🤡 🚗 of a photograph. This. That is why.
Rich kid nobody likes bribes student council to rig prom king election. Still doesn’t feel good about himself because he is worthless as a human being and offers nothing of value to the universe.
December 18, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Rich kid nobody likes bribes student council to rig prom king election. Still doesn’t feel good about himself because he is worthless as a human being and offers nothing of value to the universe.
Only one year into this titanic, colossal clusterfuck - during which they have accomplished exactly zero things they promised to make better while making everything worse - but this is the top priority.
Trump and His Loyalists Move to Name the Kennedy Center for Him www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/u...
Trump and His Loyalists Move to Name the Kennedy Center for Him www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/u...
Trump and His Loyalists Move to Name the Kennedy Center for Him
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December 18, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Only one year into this titanic, colossal clusterfuck - during which they have accomplished exactly zero things they promised to make better while making everything worse - but this is the top priority.
Trump and His Loyalists Move to Name the Kennedy Center for Him www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/u...
Trump and His Loyalists Move to Name the Kennedy Center for Him www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/u...
What a great fucking microcosm for the Democratic Party. Order a report on what went wrong (the party leadership is rich white fossils who won’t get out of the way of the next generation) then kill it.
The D.N.C. Is Killing Its Autopsy of What Went Wrong in 2024 www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/u...
The D.N.C. Is Killing Its Autopsy of What Went Wrong in 2024 www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/u...
The D.N.C. Is Killing Its Autopsy of What Went Wrong in 2024
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December 18, 2025 at 4:07 PM
What a great fucking microcosm for the Democratic Party. Order a report on what went wrong (the party leadership is rich white fossils who won’t get out of the way of the next generation) then kill it.
The D.N.C. Is Killing Its Autopsy of What Went Wrong in 2024 www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/u...
The D.N.C. Is Killing Its Autopsy of What Went Wrong in 2024 www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/u...
I say this with zero exaggeration: any modern nation, including THIS ONE, has rightfully and successfully revolted against government this corrupt. Some more than once. Fuck this timeline.
Truth Social Parent to Merge With Nuclear Fusion Firm in $6 Billion Deal www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/b...
Truth Social Parent to Merge With Nuclear Fusion Firm in $6 Billion Deal www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/b...
Truth Social Parent to Merge With Nuclear Fusion Firm in $6 Billion Deal
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December 18, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I say this with zero exaggeration: any modern nation, including THIS ONE, has rightfully and successfully revolted against government this corrupt. Some more than once. Fuck this timeline.
Truth Social Parent to Merge With Nuclear Fusion Firm in $6 Billion Deal www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/b...
Truth Social Parent to Merge With Nuclear Fusion Firm in $6 Billion Deal www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/b...
Look most of us have been saying this for decades, but are the majority of the MAGA cultists out there, crying at one another as they try to tell the kids Christmas is cancelled over this yet?
Trump Delivers Attacks and Deflects Blame for Americans’ Economic Worries www.nytimes.com/live/2025/12...
Trump Delivers Attacks and Deflects Blame for Americans’ Economic Worries www.nytimes.com/live/2025/12...
Trump Delivers Attacks and Deflects Blame for Americans’ Economic Worries
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December 18, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Look most of us have been saying this for decades, but are the majority of the MAGA cultists out there, crying at one another as they try to tell the kids Christmas is cancelled over this yet?
Trump Delivers Attacks and Deflects Blame for Americans’ Economic Worries www.nytimes.com/live/2025/12...
Trump Delivers Attacks and Deflects Blame for Americans’ Economic Worries www.nytimes.com/live/2025/12...
Are we at the greatness part? Did invisible sky daddy send him to rapture his cult into marble and gilded tacky heaven? Could we at least get an actual, classy mob boss next time?
‘Who’s Gonna Stop You?’ Listen to Trump Press Georgia Speaker Over 2020 Vote. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/17/u...
‘Who’s Gonna Stop You?’ Listen to Trump Press Georgia Speaker Over 2020 Vote. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/17/u...
‘Who’s Gonna Stop You?’ Listen to Trump Press Georgia Speaker Over 2020 Vote.
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December 18, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Are we at the greatness part? Did invisible sky daddy send him to rapture his cult into marble and gilded tacky heaven? Could we at least get an actual, classy mob boss next time?
‘Who’s Gonna Stop You?’ Listen to Trump Press Georgia Speaker Over 2020 Vote. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/17/u...
‘Who’s Gonna Stop You?’ Listen to Trump Press Georgia Speaker Over 2020 Vote. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/17/u...
So, perhaps, just maybe, hiring unqualified billionaires to run vital government agencies then subsequently firing everyone else in charge of day-to-day safety and operations was fucking stupid, hmm?
U.S. Government Admits Liability in Deadly D.C.-Area Air Collision www.nytimes.com/2025/12/17/u...
U.S. Government Admits Liability in Deadly D.C.-Area Air Collision www.nytimes.com/2025/12/17/u...
U.S. Government Admits Liability in Deadly D.C.-Area Air Collision
www.nytimes.com
December 18, 2025 at 5:29 AM
So, perhaps, just maybe, hiring unqualified billionaires to run vital government agencies then subsequently firing everyone else in charge of day-to-day safety and operations was fucking stupid, hmm?
U.S. Government Admits Liability in Deadly D.C.-Area Air Collision www.nytimes.com/2025/12/17/u...
U.S. Government Admits Liability in Deadly D.C.-Area Air Collision www.nytimes.com/2025/12/17/u...
Objectively more qualified to run the Fed than any crony chosen by this cantaloupe-colored chucklefuck:
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December 12, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Objectively more qualified to run the Fed than any crony chosen by this cantaloupe-colored chucklefuck:
“I’m a smart voice and should be listened to.” - necromantically-reanimated corpse of tangerine shitgoblin who was never smart, not even when his mom said he was, which she didn’t because she hated him.
Trump Says He Is Leaning Toward Warsh or Hassett to Lead the Fed - The Wall Street Journal
Trump Says He Is Leaning Toward Warsh or Hassett to Lead the Fed - The Wall Street Journal
December 12, 2025 at 8:52 PM
“I’m a smart voice and should be listened to.” - necromantically-reanimated corpse of tangerine shitgoblin who was never smart, not even when his mom said he was, which she didn’t because she hated him.
Trump Says He Is Leaning Toward Warsh or Hassett to Lead the Fed - The Wall Street Journal
Trump Says He Is Leaning Toward Warsh or Hassett to Lead the Fed - The Wall Street Journal
Remember when the GOP was the party of “small government is better, and no government is best?” Yeah, I don’t either. Because they never were. Oh they SAID it enough…but what they meant was “government they enriches us is better, and if it also fools the the idiot poors, that’s best!”
December 12, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Remember when the GOP was the party of “small government is better, and no government is best?” Yeah, I don’t either. Because they never were. Oh they SAID it enough…but what they meant was “government they enriches us is better, and if it also fools the the idiot poors, that’s best!”
You know, I feel like maybe, just possibly, Bob Iger isn't exactly the kind of neutral, uninterested third party who should be making this assessment.
www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
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Bob Iger: Disney’s OpenAI Deal “Does Not In Any Way” Threaten Creatives
The CEO suggested that Disney would prefer Paramount to prevail in the battle for Warner Bros. Discovery, citing Netflix's streaming dominance and the perilous state of movie theaters.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
December 11, 2025 at 10:24 PM
You know, I feel like maybe, just possibly, Bob Iger isn't exactly the kind of neutral, uninterested third party who should be making this assessment.
www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
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It is important, and no, we can’t stop it. But I will say this: every single solitary person there who still considers themselves a “journalist” should quit. Immediately. No notice, no negotiated departure - just gone. And anyone that remains is telling you that they can and have been bought.
An important opinion piece, because it lays out the facts.
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www.mediaite.com/opinion/trum...
December 10, 2025 at 5:07 PM
It is important, and no, we can’t stop it. But I will say this: every single solitary person there who still considers themselves a “journalist” should quit. Immediately. No notice, no negotiated departure - just gone. And anyone that remains is telling you that they can and have been bought.
No, for real though…when you’re so bad at running the country that your only solution is “we gotta dumb down the population so far that they don’t even realize how badly we’re fucking this up” it’s time to close your eyes, spread your wings, and take flight…directly into a woodchipper.
December 9, 2025 at 10:26 PM
No, for real though…when you’re so bad at running the country that your only solution is “we gotta dumb down the population so far that they don’t even realize how badly we’re fucking this up” it’s time to close your eyes, spread your wings, and take flight…directly into a woodchipper.
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