Eric Van Goethem
@evgo7311.bsky.social
EU-based GenX, ran out of fucks more than 20 years ago. Weird mix of a Pol. Sci. education that morphed into an ICTSEC career.
Happily married for the last 21 years, proud dad of two.
Geek supreme, lover of LEGO, member of many fandoms.
Happily married for the last 21 years, proud dad of two.
Geek supreme, lover of LEGO, member of many fandoms.
Why do so many people assume I’m German?!
November 27, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Why do so many people assume I’m German?!
‘Cause I’m not glued to my phone?
November 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
‘Cause I’m not glued to my phone?
I don’t even like poultry in general 🤣
November 26, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I don’t even like poultry in general 🤣
Yeah, ‘cause people flat out insulted me… bro 🙄
November 26, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Yeah, ‘cause people flat out insulted me… bro 🙄
How to piss the entire US off in a single post 101.
I’m not sorry nor will I apologise, though.
Et je vous emmerde, les rageux.
I’m not sorry nor will I apologise, though.
Et je vous emmerde, les rageux.
November 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM
How to piss the entire US off in a single post 101.
I’m not sorry nor will I apologise, though.
Et je vous emmerde, les rageux.
I’m not sorry nor will I apologise, though.
Et je vous emmerde, les rageux.
Birthday present to my wife. Got a problem with that you dumb-dumb?
November 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Birthday present to my wife. Got a problem with that you dumb-dumb?
Everyone calls it ANH these days
I was born on 16/11/73. I was almost 4 when it was released on 27th October, 1977 in Mons, Belgium.
I went to see it with my parents in the (long gone) “Cinema des Galleries”.
Shut the fuck up you moron.
I was born on 16/11/73. I was almost 4 when it was released on 27th October, 1977 in Mons, Belgium.
I went to see it with my parents in the (long gone) “Cinema des Galleries”.
Shut the fuck up you moron.
November 26, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Everyone calls it ANH these days
I was born on 16/11/73. I was almost 4 when it was released on 27th October, 1977 in Mons, Belgium.
I went to see it with my parents in the (long gone) “Cinema des Galleries”.
Shut the fuck up you moron.
I was born on 16/11/73. I was almost 4 when it was released on 27th October, 1977 in Mons, Belgium.
I went to see it with my parents in the (long gone) “Cinema des Galleries”.
Shut the fuck up you moron.
Got a problem with LEGO? Did someone prevent you to get your dream set when you were young?!
November 26, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Got a problem with LEGO? Did someone prevent you to get your dream set when you were young?!
Well I’d be a sourpuss not to reciprocate the politeness, so Happy Thanksgiving to you too.
November 26, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Well I’d be a sourpuss not to reciprocate the politeness, so Happy Thanksgiving to you too.
Did you check my bio? There’s no such thing where I live.
November 26, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Did you check my bio? There’s no such thing where I live.
Wife’s the LFC fan. Me, I’m just tired of the US exceptionalism.
November 26, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Wife’s the LFC fan. Me, I’m just tired of the US exceptionalism.
Yet here you are, replying to my own, personal rant.
November 26, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Yet here you are, replying to my own, personal rant.
4. And yes. I saw ANH on the day it was released in 1977 in my country, and was hooked since then.
Got a problem with that?
Got a problem with that?
November 26, 2025 at 4:31 PM
4. And yes. I saw ANH on the day it was released in 1977 in my country, and was hooked since then.
Got a problem with that?
Got a problem with that?
Any other possibility than Topato? ‘Cause $10 International shipping in addition to a $20 order feels kinda steep, to be honest.
November 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Any other possibility than Topato? ‘Cause $10 International shipping in addition to a $20 order feels kinda steep, to be honest.
To all who “replied” to me and didn’t see the heavily implied sarcasm: BWAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
No but seriously, you all: go see a shrink. Very, very seriously. You’re not well in your heads.
No but seriously, you all: go see a shrink. Very, very seriously. You’re not well in your heads.
November 26, 2025 at 3:50 PM
To all who “replied” to me and didn’t see the heavily implied sarcasm: BWAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
No but seriously, you all: go see a shrink. Very, very seriously. You’re not well in your heads.
No but seriously, you all: go see a shrink. Very, very seriously. You’re not well in your heads.
And who said I’m not your mom, little girl?
To your bedroom. Now!
To your bedroom. Now!
November 26, 2025 at 3:30 PM
And who said I’m not your mom, little girl?
To your bedroom. Now!
To your bedroom. Now!
Gurl, I’ve been a SW fan since 1977. Kids are named Lucas (nicknamed Luke) and Leïa.
That kind of “hot take”… yeah nah. Apologise, kiddo.
That kind of “hot take”… yeah nah. Apologise, kiddo.
November 26, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Gurl, I’ve been a SW fan since 1977. Kids are named Lucas (nicknamed Luke) and Leïa.
That kind of “hot take”… yeah nah. Apologise, kiddo.
That kind of “hot take”… yeah nah. Apologise, kiddo.
“Flick” YAAAAaaaaaapppp!!!
November 26, 2025 at 2:51 PM
“Flick” YAAAAaaaaaapppp!!!
Oh that’s a nice one! Might even add “Did you brush them just before wearing your pyjamas?!”
November 26, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Oh that’s a nice one! Might even add “Did you brush them just before wearing your pyjamas?!”
Lasagna -noodles-?!
What in the Nonna is that?!
What in the Nonna is that?!
November 26, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Lasagna -noodles-?!
What in the Nonna is that?!
What in the Nonna is that?!