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At least BlueSky lets me post links. New article is up. Every year this piece has grown more popular but this year I felt the need to adapt it to our times in 2024.

It’s a shame all of this is still relevant.
Are You Who Your Trans Family Needs This Year?
Can we be honest with each other?
open.substack.com
Hey I’m the woman doing that data analysis on Charlie Kirk and his hate speech. The first article from that is out now.

open.substack.com/pub/eveywint...
September 18, 2025 at 10:20 PM
September 11, 2025 at 1:05 PM
June 1, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Just in time for Pride. A lot of y’all are about to find out some stuff about your kids. Now’s a good time to prepare yourself for that convo. open.substack.com/pub/eveywint...
The Five Real Questions to Ask Trans Children When They Come Out To You
The parenting books and all the advice from your fellow parents never really prepare you for everything, do they?
open.substack.com
May 29, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Ok I guess I’ll just freeze without my socks because that’s too cute.
May 11, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I don’t support for profit medicine but I have to tell you i really think pharmaceutical companies are sleeping on “he is risen” as a coupon code for ED meds.
April 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
You know what’s cooler than ICE?

Protecting your neighbors against being kidnapped by them.
April 21, 2025 at 6:09 PM
All I’m saying is The Powerpuff girls are made from sugar, spice, and everything nice plus some random ass chemical X and nobody tells them they’re not allowed to use the ladies bathroom.

They’re biologically a sentient breakfast cereal but SURE act like I’m the problem.
April 11, 2025 at 10:50 PM
If there’s one thing that’ll turn me into an absolute bitch in the internet, it’s people being both pedantic with me **and** vapidly wrong
April 11, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Starting a pot shop and pottery business. I’m calling it 420GlazeIt
March 13, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Everything Trump touches turns to crap.

He’s got a real Mierdas touch.
March 11, 2025 at 3:05 PM
A lot of y’all are like “actually they’re only women if they’re born in the woman region of France. Otherwise they’re just sparkling targets,” and it’s super disappointing.
March 9, 2025 at 3:38 AM
February 1, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Is Midol gender affirming care? In this essay I will explore why man-flu would be less of an issue if men would stop being little bitches about it and use the pink pain pills.
January 31, 2025 at 5:29 PM
People are like “you are a professional writer, you’re so smart” and I’m afraid to tell them that the only way I can remember the difference between heroin and heroine is that the extra e is for estrogen but they both make me weak in the knees.
January 31, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Guys like crypto because they desperately need the thrill of something going down on them when they least expect it.
January 31, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Another reminder not to misuse this information *cough*
January 27, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Reposted by Evey Winters
Canadians, please read. This report on election interference will be shared tomorrow.
January 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Reposted by Evey Winters
Formation of an oxbow lake
January 27, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I’m right here if anyone wants to try to dispute the reality of this with me. I ain’t no centrist. We can chat about it.
January 27, 2025 at 7:38 PM
New email for government workers to rat out their vulnerable coworkers just dropped. Once again I have to remind you all not to misuse this information by flooding these emails with false data.
January 26, 2025 at 3:37 AM
January 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Please keep in mind that this first week or two of the Trump presidency was supposed to be a barrage of horrific policies to promote terror and fear.

His administration won’t be able to sustain this level of activity. Many of his actions will be tied up in courts for months or years.
January 25, 2025 at 3:16 AM
There is one redeeming quality to being trans right now.

All the 90s and early 2000s fashion I never got to wear is suddenly coming back into style.

I’m gonna need my Tripp jeans back. You know who you are.
January 25, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Even more news about what’s happening inside the government
January 25, 2025 at 12:42 AM