Everett Parrott
@everettparrott.bsky.social
English Major, aspiring author, wrestling obsessed. Mostly talks about AEW, NJPW, Marvel, DC, sometimes writing. Radical leftist. 🇵🇸🇺🇦
Why does Brian Alvarez always sound like he hates everything he talks about? Does that man even enjoy wrestling? He’s talking about Tanahashi vs Okada like it’s such a burden. 🤼
November 10, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Why does Brian Alvarez always sound like he hates everything he talks about? Does that man even enjoy wrestling? He’s talking about Tanahashi vs Okada like it’s such a burden. 🤼
I’m so tired 🤼
November 5, 2025 at 11:52 AM
I’m so tired 🤼
The new Duracell commercial has a scientist that looks like an AI generated image of MJF. (I’m joking, this is a real actor named Laith Wallschleger who has very similar hair and face to MJF) 🤼
October 27, 2025 at 1:19 AM
The new Duracell commercial has a scientist that looks like an AI generated image of MJF. (I’m joking, this is a real actor named Laith Wallschleger who has very similar hair and face to MJF) 🤼
I’m deleting TikTok. The brainrot has fully taken hold.
October 22, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I’m deleting TikTok. The brainrot has fully taken hold.
So who on the AEW roster doesn’t really get to reap the rewards of all the work he puts in, and has kind of handed his ADHD the reigns?
It’s gotta be Matt Menard.
It’s gotta be Matt Menard.
October 20, 2025 at 7:04 PM
So who on the AEW roster doesn’t really get to reap the rewards of all the work he puts in, and has kind of handed his ADHD the reigns?
It’s gotta be Matt Menard.
It’s gotta be Matt Menard.
Only if Don tries to dress as Kelvin
October 18, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Only if Don tries to dress as Kelvin
I have a vision 🤼 #AEW #RighteousGemstones
October 18, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I have a vision 🤼 #AEW #RighteousGemstones
Any of these four (but especially Nyla) would be so hype 🤼 #AEWWrestleDream
October 18, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Any of these four (but especially Nyla) would be so hype 🤼 #AEWWrestleDream
I think you can take her
October 18, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I think you can take her
I can’t understand how a man with a trans child, who survived a hate crime, is such a big fan of Donald Trump.
But I guess I shouldn’t expect rational thought from someone who’s been huffing paint fumes since ‘95. 🤼
But I guess I shouldn’t expect rational thought from someone who’s been huffing paint fumes since ‘95. 🤼
October 14, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I can’t understand how a man with a trans child, who survived a hate crime, is such a big fan of Donald Trump.
But I guess I shouldn’t expect rational thought from someone who’s been huffing paint fumes since ‘95. 🤼
But I guess I shouldn’t expect rational thought from someone who’s been huffing paint fumes since ‘95. 🤼
I don’t know if it shows the same lineup to everyone, but on my phone you’re actually in the thumbnail!
October 4, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I don’t know if it shows the same lineup to everyone, but on my phone you’re actually in the thumbnail!
I’m about to copy and paste this message on every post I see complaining about the ICE ads during AEW Dynamite. My account may get flagged as a bot, but it’s worth it.
October 2, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I’m about to copy and paste this message on every post I see complaining about the ICE ads during AEW Dynamite. My account may get flagged as a bot, but it’s worth it.
If you too find it disgusting that HBO is airing ICE recruiting ads, please complain about it as loudly and directly as possible.
October 2, 2025 at 12:23 AM
If you too find it disgusting that HBO is airing ICE recruiting ads, please complain about it as loudly and directly as possible.
If you haven't watched the season 16 premiere of Bob's Burgers, you're really missing out on one of the best episodes of the show. It is so tender and heartwarming, and makes you fall in love with the Belchers all over again.
September 29, 2025 at 6:17 PM
If you haven't watched the season 16 premiere of Bob's Burgers, you're really missing out on one of the best episodes of the show. It is so tender and heartwarming, and makes you fall in love with the Belchers all over again.
And yet some dorks will really say he’s “unremarkable” and “the perfect midcard wrestler”
September 26, 2025 at 6:13 PM
And yet some dorks will really say he’s “unremarkable” and “the perfect midcard wrestler”
The Pokémon bet looks like it’s made of higher quality materials than any of CMLL’s actual championships.
September 26, 2025 at 1:04 AM
The Pokémon bet looks like it’s made of higher quality materials than any of CMLL’s actual championships.
September 11, 2025 at 1:30 AM
It’s not a hit, but it’s implied that “When Your Mind’s Made Up” gets Glen Hansard’s character in Once a recorded deal.
September 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
It’s not a hit, but it’s implied that “When Your Mind’s Made Up” gets Glen Hansard’s character in Once a recorded deal.
Forbidden door predictions: there’s no emotional stakes, so Toni ain’t losing; Hanger and Kyle aren’t dropping their titles yet; Okada is gunning for Hanger sooner or later; C+C vs FTR will be for the titles; you book a 4-Way to protect Mercedes; Darby isn’t losing his first match back.
August 23, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Forbidden door predictions: there’s no emotional stakes, so Toni ain’t losing; Hanger and Kyle aren’t dropping their titles yet; Okada is gunning for Hanger sooner or later; C+C vs FTR will be for the titles; you book a 4-Way to protect Mercedes; Darby isn’t losing his first match back.
Every song on this album is about Wheeler Yuta, and you can’t prove otherwise #HotMulligan #AEW #emo 🤼
August 22, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Every song on this album is about Wheeler Yuta, and you can’t prove otherwise #HotMulligan #AEW #emo 🤼