Ian everets
@everets.bsky.social
ian and loving it! philly/33
everets.bandcamp.com
everets.bandcamp.com
i had a movie idea in a dream that was so good that i was certain it had been done before. i don't think it has. luckily i wrote it down. i'm not telling you all anything, this is too big. i will say in the dream it was called "Mad Max 3" but it wasn't a Mad Max movie
February 4, 2026 at 3:57 PM
i had a movie idea in a dream that was so good that i was certain it had been done before. i don't think it has. luckily i wrote it down. i'm not telling you all anything, this is too big. i will say in the dream it was called "Mad Max 3" but it wasn't a Mad Max movie
the lights on the subway flickered while i was reading my little magical realism novel. you know i had to write in my journal about that!!!
February 3, 2026 at 3:31 PM
the lights on the subway flickered while i was reading my little magical realism novel. you know i had to write in my journal about that!!!
the rumor come out: my album of songs i made once a day in january is complete. listen at your own risk!!!!!!!!!!
January 2026, by everets
31 track album
everets.bandcamp.com
February 2, 2026 at 2:04 PM
the rumor come out: my album of songs i made once a day in january is complete. listen at your own risk!!!!!!!!!!
me when someone i don't know is there
Hey! Who's there?
January 28, 2026 at 3:35 PM
me when someone i don't know is there
pharmaceutical companies are now calling it "large pharma" instead of the nefarious "big pharma." the silver-tongued elite strike again
January 21, 2026 at 2:47 PM
pharmaceutical companies are now calling it "large pharma" instead of the nefarious "big pharma." the silver-tongued elite strike again
i have my first 10 min stand-up gig tonight. everyone say "funny friday, ian!"
January 16, 2026 at 7:34 PM
i have my first 10 min stand-up gig tonight. everyone say "funny friday, ian!"
my newest most exciting strategy for writing music is just slamming the keyboard until it makes sounds i like. i was kinda doing that before but now i'm doing it in an embodied way. with spirit
14Jan26 - Spirology pt. 1, by everets
from the album January 2026
everets.bandcamp.com
January 15, 2026 at 3:55 PM
my newest most exciting strategy for writing music is just slamming the keyboard until it makes sounds i like. i was kinda doing that before but now i'm doing it in an embodied way. with spirit
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My roommate is a teacher and has reported that ICE has been hanging around Septa stops and depots in the interest of abducting kids on their way home because they aren’t allowed to enter schools. They claimed to be part of a “Septa Strike Force” which does not exist. Boost if you can.
ICE is in Philly posing as Septa workers
January 8, 2026 at 6:38 PM
My roommate is a teacher and has reported that ICE has been hanging around Septa stops and depots in the interest of abducting kids on their way home because they aren’t allowed to enter schools. They claimed to be part of a “Septa Strike Force” which does not exist. Boost if you can.
hey everyone. i'm doing this again. writing, recording, releasing a song every day this month. check it out if you like fun
January 2026, by everets
4 track album
everets.bandcamp.com
January 5, 2026 at 4:36 PM
hey everyone. i'm doing this again. writing, recording, releasing a song every day this month. check it out if you like fun
two nights ago i had a dream that i wordlessly walked up to my ex, flipped her off with both hands, then walked away. having trouble interpreting this one; may need to hire a witch
October 10, 2025 at 6:29 PM
two nights ago i had a dream that i wordlessly walked up to my ex, flipped her off with both hands, then walked away. having trouble interpreting this one; may need to hire a witch
stand up comedy and poetry readings are the same thing
July 15, 2025 at 6:18 PM
stand up comedy and poetry readings are the same thing
im being oppressed at work bc if i chewed on this muffin wrapper they'd all yell at me and i'd have to resign in shame
June 25, 2025 at 12:44 PM
im being oppressed at work bc if i chewed on this muffin wrapper they'd all yell at me and i'd have to resign in shame
has anyone else's heart and brain started refusing to accept a lack of change? it's becoming exhausting. but the good news is, 5 years from now i will be God (able to enjoy chores and being alone with myself)
May 5, 2025 at 3:28 PM
has anyone else's heart and brain started refusing to accept a lack of change? it's becoming exhausting. but the good news is, 5 years from now i will be God (able to enjoy chores and being alone with myself)
Got no Xmas presents so I got myself a looping station 😍 I hope this isn’t just a new hyperfixation that I’m gonna get over in a month 🤩
December 26, 2024 at 1:56 PM
Got no Xmas presents so I got myself a looping station 😍 I hope this isn’t just a new hyperfixation that I’m gonna get over in a month 🤩
Shen Yun would be a beautiful name for a baby girl
December 25, 2024 at 2:48 PM
Shen Yun would be a beautiful name for a baby girl
Merry Christmas Eve everyone, my job is being bought by a private equity firm!
December 24, 2024 at 5:07 PM
Merry Christmas Eve everyone, my job is being bought by a private equity firm!
Say “have a good Cone Week, Onyx.” This is his Cone Week. In which he has Cone
December 21, 2024 at 1:23 AM
Say “have a good Cone Week, Onyx.” This is his Cone Week. In which he has Cone
But I hardly know’er…
December 18, 2024 at 1:37 AM
But I hardly know’er…
Been working on redecorating my apartment
December 18, 2024 at 1:35 AM
Been working on redecorating my apartment
I just tried using my delay pedal’s loop feature for the first time in a while. It’s hard for me, that’s why I didn’t use it. But it’s so sick, I’ll work on it. I’m tired of sitting in a DAW just to mess around with a simple musical idea
December 5, 2024 at 9:21 PM
I just tried using my delay pedal’s loop feature for the first time in a while. It’s hard for me, that’s why I didn’t use it. But it’s so sick, I’ll work on it. I’m tired of sitting in a DAW just to mess around with a simple musical idea
Trump is definitely gonna make a new special law that says you can’t make jokes about killing CEOs. It’ll be Elon’s idea
December 5, 2024 at 8:35 PM
Trump is definitely gonna make a new special law that says you can’t make jokes about killing CEOs. It’ll be Elon’s idea
In a sea of wrappeds with Charli as top artist, I defy the odds. I stand up as an og Charli stan and say “brat was okay as far as charli’s music goes, meaning it was good but not like number 1 angel good. Also it was a pretty introspective year for me. Muna for president”
December 5, 2024 at 12:55 PM
In a sea of wrappeds with Charli as top artist, I defy the odds. I stand up as an og Charli stan and say “brat was okay as far as charli’s music goes, meaning it was good but not like number 1 angel good. Also it was a pretty introspective year for me. Muna for president”
Has anyone figured out if They Be Giants yet
December 3, 2024 at 1:35 PM
Has anyone figured out if They Be Giants yet
I was out in the cold and it made my nose very red like some kind of drunkard or e-girl. Kind of a look
December 1, 2024 at 5:44 AM
I was out in the cold and it made my nose very red like some kind of drunkard or e-girl. Kind of a look
When Kylie Jenner said 2016 was the year of realizing things she was so real for that, but more importantly every year should be the year of realizing things. It’s the second most important thing to do, next to doing things.
November 28, 2024 at 7:08 PM
When Kylie Jenner said 2016 was the year of realizing things she was so real for that, but more importantly every year should be the year of realizing things. It’s the second most important thing to do, next to doing things.