Steven
@evensteven27.bsky.social
Critical care nurse and nerd of many things
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But what if I’ve been naughty?
December 3, 2025 at 3:34 AM
But what if I’ve been naughty?
I dunno, people stop breathing all the time. You being chaotic is a rarity 🤣
December 2, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I dunno, people stop breathing all the time. You being chaotic is a rarity 🤣
Why must I be busy saving lives when more important things are happening?! 😫
December 2, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Why must I be busy saving lives when more important things are happening?! 😫
Don’t worry, this nurse can fill in
December 2, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Don’t worry, this nurse can fill in
Ah, just assumed it was British slang 🤷🏼♂️
December 2, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Ah, just assumed it was British slang 🤷🏼♂️
Good morning, Andy!
A metric ton of caffeine would be dandy 🫠
A metric ton of caffeine would be dandy 🫠
December 2, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Good morning, Andy!
A metric ton of caffeine would be dandy 🫠
A metric ton of caffeine would be dandy 🫠
As someone who can read AND type, I think my qualifications speak for themselves 🙂↕️🤓
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December 2, 2025 at 10:08 AM
As someone who can read AND type, I think my qualifications speak for themselves 🙂↕️🤓
I’d dive right in and only come up for air 🥵🥵
December 1, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I’d dive right in and only come up for air 🥵🥵
Good morning, handsome!!! 😍
December 1, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Good morning, handsome!!! 😍
Careful, you’ll shoot someone’s eye out with that thing 🥵🥵
December 1, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Careful, you’ll shoot someone’s eye out with that thing 🥵🥵
Would love those perks wrapped around me
December 1, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Would love those perks wrapped around me
Pretty sure you’d have a bottom 8 😜
December 1, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Pretty sure you’d have a bottom 8 😜
I’d better help the mood
December 1, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I’d better help the mood
Feel free to stuff your innuendo in me 🥵
December 1, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Feel free to stuff your innuendo in me 🥵
Tell your body dysmorphia to come here, I have something to tell it 😁
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December 1, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Tell your body dysmorphia to come here, I have something to tell it 😁
It’s definitely working on me 🥵🥵
November 30, 2025 at 9:28 PM
It’s definitely working on me 🥵🥵
Need help staying up?
November 30, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Need help staying up?