My favorite is the gal who asks her Google phone what the temperature outside is and the phone says, “It’s 50 degrees,” and the girl looks down at her lace top and says, “Do I need a jacket?” Like, it just told you it was 50 degrees outside dummy

WESTWARD HO

I feel attacked

Your Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle name is your mom’s maiden name combined with your SSN, go

#selfless

OH GOD DAMN IT

There was a Clue offshoot that was so fun… called the “Great Museum Caper” or something?

I am admittedly conspiratorial but it’s hard for me not to at least CONSIDER that there was something more secretive at play here… That he didn’t even go shop around is the most suspicious part. It makes too little sense to even try to fathom. He just shipped him off to LeBron’s team.

Fair to wonder if he has been for a while.

Shocked shocked I tell you

They are more easily bought, they have no one left to pretend for.

Wait the Grizzlies RETIRED Tony Allen’s jersey!? 😂😂😂

They make more sense than “Emelia Perez” so I guess… progress?