Evan Fowler
@evanfowler.bsky.social
Stand-Up Comedian, Filmmaker, Writer, Pancreatic Novelty
Question about “28 Years Later” feral rage zombies: Is the Alpha zombie the Alpha because he has a huge dick or does the dick give him the confidence which allows him to be the Alpha zombie?
Actually, most of my questions about these movies at this point involve socio-psychological penis dynamics.
Actually, most of my questions about these movies at this point involve socio-psychological penis dynamics.
January 19, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Question about “28 Years Later” feral rage zombies: Is the Alpha zombie the Alpha because he has a huge dick or does the dick give him the confidence which allows him to be the Alpha zombie?
Actually, most of my questions about these movies at this point involve socio-psychological penis dynamics.
Actually, most of my questions about these movies at this point involve socio-psychological penis dynamics.
Once the US loses reserve currency status due to extreme, psychotic mismanagement and international chaos aggression, all of those girls who put “Live, Love, Laugh” on their walls are going to file their teeth into sharp points and ravage interstate commerce routes.
January 19, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Once the US loses reserve currency status due to extreme, psychotic mismanagement and international chaos aggression, all of those girls who put “Live, Love, Laugh” on their walls are going to file their teeth into sharp points and ravage interstate commerce routes.
I feel like not enough people know about “The Moon Woke Up”. What starts as a simple animation experiment transforms across multiple episodes into a big social satire/sci-fi saga that just keeps getting weirder and more creative all the time. Episodes are still being released. Fantastic.
The Moon Woke Up | EPISODES 1-10 (+ Episode 11 Preview)
YouTube video by Mr. Friend
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January 19, 2026 at 12:39 AM
I feel like not enough people know about “The Moon Woke Up”. What starts as a simple animation experiment transforms across multiple episodes into a big social satire/sci-fi saga that just keeps getting weirder and more creative all the time. Episodes are still being released. Fantastic.
The Tim Burton Alice in Wonderland movies feel like something that I barely remember from a dream in a past life in a parallel dimension.
January 18, 2026 at 11:19 PM
The Tim Burton Alice in Wonderland movies feel like something that I barely remember from a dream in a past life in a parallel dimension.
I still don’t know who the hell this Molly girl was, but she must’ve taken so much goddamn ecstasy in the 90’s that nothing was ever the same.
January 18, 2026 at 11:20 AM
I still don’t know who the hell this Molly girl was, but she must’ve taken so much goddamn ecstasy in the 90’s that nothing was ever the same.
I feel like I spent the first half of my life being promised that, in the future, we would all get to go to space, and then the second half being lectured about why it’s okay that we can’t even afford basic healthcare.
Someone stole our Jetsons future and their name is spelled R-I-C-H P-E-O-P-L-E.
Someone stole our Jetsons future and their name is spelled R-I-C-H P-E-O-P-L-E.
January 18, 2026 at 1:03 AM
I feel like I spent the first half of my life being promised that, in the future, we would all get to go to space, and then the second half being lectured about why it’s okay that we can’t even afford basic healthcare.
Someone stole our Jetsons future and their name is spelled R-I-C-H P-E-O-P-L-E.
Someone stole our Jetsons future and their name is spelled R-I-C-H P-E-O-P-L-E.
I’m trying (and struggling) to catch up on the movies I missed last year. I had to turn off “Song Sung Blue”, because it just made me sad, and now I’ve had to turn off “Rental Family” because it made me sick. What a reprehensibly off-putting film about exploiting and manipulating lonely people. Feh!
January 17, 2026 at 4:32 PM
I’m trying (and struggling) to catch up on the movies I missed last year. I had to turn off “Song Sung Blue”, because it just made me sad, and now I’ve had to turn off “Rental Family” because it made me sick. What a reprehensibly off-putting film about exploiting and manipulating lonely people. Feh!
Trying to watch “Song Sung Blue” but the guy bringing a guitar to an AA meeting and singing Neil Diamond songs messed me up. I cannot stop thinking about how fucking bizarre that would be. Might be the most Florida thing I’ve ever heard in my entire life. That it’s a true story makes it even worse.
January 17, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Trying to watch “Song Sung Blue” but the guy bringing a guitar to an AA meeting and singing Neil Diamond songs messed me up. I cannot stop thinking about how fucking bizarre that would be. Might be the most Florida thing I’ve ever heard in my entire life. That it’s a true story makes it even worse.
People love to say that the early bird catches the worm, but it’s all a matter of perspective.
The early worm gets eaten first.
The early worm gets eaten first.
January 17, 2026 at 2:17 AM
People love to say that the early bird catches the worm, but it’s all a matter of perspective.
The early worm gets eaten first.
The early worm gets eaten first.
The quickest and most reliable way to lose my respect is to tell me that your favorite band is The Red Hot Chili Peppers.
January 16, 2026 at 10:12 PM
The quickest and most reliable way to lose my respect is to tell me that your favorite band is The Red Hot Chili Peppers.
Christ, I hate naps. I literally never dream unless I take a nap. Which is good, because dreams are just awful, uniformly. Stupid rem sleep. Why does my brain want me to experience the full panic of losing my favorite cat at a Fuddrucker’s during Dragon Con? What is gained from this simulation?
January 16, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Christ, I hate naps. I literally never dream unless I take a nap. Which is good, because dreams are just awful, uniformly. Stupid rem sleep. Why does my brain want me to experience the full panic of losing my favorite cat at a Fuddrucker’s during Dragon Con? What is gained from this simulation?
Carsie Blanton’s new album is the only good thing that’s happened this year.
Elon Musk
YouTube video by Carsie Blanton - Topic
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January 16, 2026 at 11:13 AM
Carsie Blanton’s new album is the only good thing that’s happened this year.
Despite 2025 being over, I want to retroactively add “Dust Bunny” to my favorite films of the year. I truly have no idea what possessed Bryan Fuller to make this thing, but it’s the most aggressively, whimsically grim and inappropriately dark children’s film I’ve ever seen.
It’s just wonderful.
It’s just wonderful.
January 16, 2026 at 9:58 AM
Despite 2025 being over, I want to retroactively add “Dust Bunny” to my favorite films of the year. I truly have no idea what possessed Bryan Fuller to make this thing, but it’s the most aggressively, whimsically grim and inappropriately dark children’s film I’ve ever seen.
It’s just wonderful.
It’s just wonderful.
Whenever I log into Facebook, I’m always fascinated by the crossover of people who I went to high school with that exist at the axis of:
x- conservative
Y- trying to turn their children into sports collectibles
Spoiler: it’s basically all of them.
x- conservative
Y- trying to turn their children into sports collectibles
Spoiler: it’s basically all of them.
January 16, 2026 at 8:15 AM
Whenever I log into Facebook, I’m always fascinated by the crossover of people who I went to high school with that exist at the axis of:
x- conservative
Y- trying to turn their children into sports collectibles
Spoiler: it’s basically all of them.
x- conservative
Y- trying to turn their children into sports collectibles
Spoiler: it’s basically all of them.
If I could, I would give a copy of Bioshock and a full set of Transmetropolitan graphic novels to every single person in America. They’re both coming true right before our goddamn eyes.
January 15, 2026 at 12:18 PM
If I could, I would give a copy of Bioshock and a full set of Transmetropolitan graphic novels to every single person in America. They’re both coming true right before our goddamn eyes.
Oh god, don’t tell me this.
January 15, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Oh god, don’t tell me this.
You know, I can see the value in being humbled, but… that’s probably about enough, universe. I’m good.
January 14, 2026 at 6:36 PM
You know, I can see the value in being humbled, but… that’s probably about enough, universe. I’m good.
Presented without comment.
Mattel Releases Autistic Barbie With a Fidget Spinner and Flailing Limbs, Drawing Mixed Reactions
Mattel has unveiled its latest addition to the inclusive Barbie line, sparking widespread conversation across social media platforms. The new doll, designed to represent children on the autism spectru...
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January 14, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Presented without comment.
I really want to start alarming the generations below me about reaching middle age. I’ve had the phrase “two loose grapes in a Crowne Royal sack” loaded in the chamber and ready to shoot for a while now.
January 14, 2026 at 12:01 AM
I really want to start alarming the generations below me about reaching middle age. I’ve had the phrase “two loose grapes in a Crowne Royal sack” loaded in the chamber and ready to shoot for a while now.
I remember when the movie “Elysium” came out and people found it overly broad and unrealistically grim. How you feelin’ now, guys? Still seem unlikely to you that we are headed directly towards living inside that film?
Uh huh. That shit is going to be a documentary one day.
Uh huh. That shit is going to be a documentary one day.
January 13, 2026 at 5:42 PM
I remember when the movie “Elysium” came out and people found it overly broad and unrealistically grim. How you feelin’ now, guys? Still seem unlikely to you that we are headed directly towards living inside that film?
Uh huh. That shit is going to be a documentary one day.
Uh huh. That shit is going to be a documentary one day.
Dilbert has died. That one last Monday was just too much for him.
January 13, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Dilbert has died. That one last Monday was just too much for him.
Conservatives really, really don’t like this point, but I maintain regardless that there is an argument to be made that defrauding Medicare is just about the most American thing that you could do.
January 13, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Conservatives really, really don’t like this point, but I maintain regardless that there is an argument to be made that defrauding Medicare is just about the most American thing that you could do.
The rightwing tech bros that rule the world love to joke about converting all of the poor into biodiesel to power the buses, but the joke is on them, because if they get rid of the poor, then who the fuck is going to be riding on buses?
Checkmate, eugenicists.
Checkmate, eugenicists.
January 8, 2026 at 11:31 AM
The rightwing tech bros that rule the world love to joke about converting all of the poor into biodiesel to power the buses, but the joke is on them, because if they get rid of the poor, then who the fuck is going to be riding on buses?
Checkmate, eugenicists.
Checkmate, eugenicists.
You know, I like “My Hero Academia”, but the fact that both villains and heroes seem to be constantly seized by the irresistible compulsion to describe, in depth, the functions and weaknesses of their powers to their opponents, gets old pretty quick. Why are you telling them how to beat you?
January 8, 2026 at 3:20 AM
You know, I like “My Hero Academia”, but the fact that both villains and heroes seem to be constantly seized by the irresistible compulsion to describe, in depth, the functions and weaknesses of their powers to their opponents, gets old pretty quick. Why are you telling them how to beat you?
Something that cracks me up about the Lord of the Rings trilogy is that, amidst this huge epic saga, they still somehow find time to tell this whole damn “he’s just not that into you” subplot with Aeowyn and Aragorn, where she falls for him, but he’s like, nah, I have an immortal Liv Tyler at home.
January 4, 2026 at 8:44 AM
Something that cracks me up about the Lord of the Rings trilogy is that, amidst this huge epic saga, they still somehow find time to tell this whole damn “he’s just not that into you” subplot with Aeowyn and Aragorn, where she falls for him, but he’s like, nah, I have an immortal Liv Tyler at home.