Evan
@evan.best
Tech consultant & web host. Jack of many trades, master of none. Mostly harmless.
📍 Fresh Coast
📍 Fresh Coast
We're well past time for a new Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy tv show.
November 10, 2025 at 6:34 PM
We're well past time for a new Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy tv show.
My son gave me his head cold. ಠ_ಠ
November 10, 2025 at 1:12 PM
My son gave me his head cold. ಠ_ಠ
You know what? I love this for them.
November 8, 2025 at 8:18 PM
You know what? I love this for them.
Hey look! I’ve got the thing!
November 8, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Hey look! I’ve got the thing!
This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
November 6, 2025 at 5:48 PM
This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
"It is going to have dramatic effects on human elves in this country."
RFK Jr: "The American public because of this agreement will lose 125 million pounds by this time next year."
November 6, 2025 at 5:41 PM
"It is going to have dramatic effects on human elves in this country."
In another timeline, he made my coffee today.
November 6, 2025 at 3:08 PM
In another timeline, he made my coffee today.
The Arby’s near my house just closed. They no longer have the meats.
November 6, 2025 at 3:12 AM
The Arby’s near my house just closed. They no longer have the meats.
Alternative rock and shitty weed. 🤘
party like it’s 1999
November 6, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Alternative rock and shitty weed. 🤘
“A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.”
-Douglas Adams
-Douglas Adams
November 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
“A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.”
-Douglas Adams
-Douglas Adams
I showed mercy and did not burn it down.
October 30, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I showed mercy and did not burn it down.
Jack of all trades, master of none, but oftentimes better than a master of one.
October 30, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Jack of all trades, master of none, but oftentimes better than a master of one.
Isn’t that always the case, though?
tiktok is definitely at fault here
October 30, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Isn’t that always the case, though?
Block lists were a bad idea.
October 30, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Block lists were a bad idea.
We can live beside the ocean
Leave the fire behind
Swim out past the breakers
Watch the world die
Leave the fire behind
Swim out past the breakers
Watch the world die
October 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
We can live beside the ocean
Leave the fire behind
Swim out past the breakers
Watch the world die
Leave the fire behind
Swim out past the breakers
Watch the world die
As an elder millennial, zero points.
October 25, 2025 at 2:19 AM
As an elder millennial, zero points.
I can’t tell if this is real…
October 25, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I can’t tell if this is real…
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“A wise man does unto others as he wishes upon himself, foresees the consequences of his actions, and lives out what he has learned.”
A Jewish Philosophy teacher forced me to memorize this long ago and it has always lingered in the back of my brain.
A Jewish Philosophy teacher forced me to memorize this long ago and it has always lingered in the back of my brain.
October 24, 2025 at 1:24 PM
“A wise man does unto others as he wishes upon himself, foresees the consequences of his actions, and lives out what he has learned.”
A Jewish Philosophy teacher forced me to memorize this long ago and it has always lingered in the back of my brain.
A Jewish Philosophy teacher forced me to memorize this long ago and it has always lingered in the back of my brain.
Reposted by Evan
anything is mutable if you’re not a coward
a cartoon character is holding a piece of wood and a hammer with the nick logo on the bottom
ALT: a cartoon character is holding a piece of wood and a hammer with the nick logo on the bottom
media.tenor.com
October 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
anything is mutable if you’re not a coward
Tip: One of the buttons next to the screen that plays ads at the gas pump is always mute.
October 24, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Tip: One of the buttons next to the screen that plays ads at the gas pump is always mute.
“A wise man does unto others as he wishes upon himself, foresees the consequences of his actions, and lives out what he has learned.”
A Jewish Philosophy teacher forced me to memorize this long ago and it has always lingered in the back of my brain.
A Jewish Philosophy teacher forced me to memorize this long ago and it has always lingered in the back of my brain.
October 24, 2025 at 1:24 PM
“A wise man does unto others as he wishes upon himself, foresees the consequences of his actions, and lives out what he has learned.”
A Jewish Philosophy teacher forced me to memorize this long ago and it has always lingered in the back of my brain.
A Jewish Philosophy teacher forced me to memorize this long ago and it has always lingered in the back of my brain.
Everything is fucked, everybody sucks
It’s just one of those days.
October 23, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Everything is fucked, everybody sucks
