Evam
@evam.bsky.social
Saying stuff like “they’re gonna win this game on the glass” is how sports fans respond to art
December 17, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Saying stuff like “they’re gonna win this game on the glass” is how sports fans respond to art
If you say you’re seeing the Mets, it either means you’re seeing baseball or both the opera and an art museum
September 20, 2025 at 4:56 AM
If you say you’re seeing the Mets, it either means you’re seeing baseball or both the opera and an art museum
Thinking about my 11th grade English teacher who hated plagiarism but loved em dashes
July 15, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Thinking about my 11th grade English teacher who hated plagiarism but loved em dashes
@jess-chillin.bsky.social’s hula hoop has a menu
July 12, 2025 at 1:15 AM
@jess-chillin.bsky.social’s hula hoop has a menu
Want something Oreo flavored that isn’t an Oreo. Like a chocolate covered Oreo
July 12, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Want something Oreo flavored that isn’t an Oreo. Like a chocolate covered Oreo
Tastefully interrupting someone is the spice of life
July 12, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Tastefully interrupting someone is the spice of life
Imagine if every mile weighed a pound. (Every kilometer weighs a kilogram for the rest of the world)
June 26, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Imagine if every mile weighed a pound. (Every kilometer weighs a kilogram for the rest of the world)
Saying 🫡 thank you for your service 🫡 to anyone I see wearing MTA branded clothing
January 26, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Saying 🫡 thank you for your service 🫡 to anyone I see wearing MTA branded clothing
The naked eye implies the existence of a clothed eye which implies the existence of a scantily clad eye
January 25, 2025 at 11:58 PM
The naked eye implies the existence of a clothed eye which implies the existence of a scantily clad eye
why does the beginning of "rudolph the red nosed reindeer" assume that you already know every reindeer except for by far the most popular one
December 30, 2024 at 1:29 AM
why does the beginning of "rudolph the red nosed reindeer" assume that you already know every reindeer except for by far the most popular one
One time a teacher in high school divided the class into groups to play monopoly so i galvanized my group to play the communist variant where we divide the money evenly and just chill. so yes i peaked in high school
December 30, 2024 at 1:22 AM
One time a teacher in high school divided the class into groups to play monopoly so i galvanized my group to play the communist variant where we divide the money evenly and just chill. so yes i peaked in high school
Mario party is communism disguised as capitalism
December 30, 2024 at 1:19 AM
Mario party is communism disguised as capitalism
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durian separates the player characters from the NPCs
October 24, 2024 at 12:56 AM
durian separates the player characters from the NPCs
(Emailing an nyc music venue to book a show) our draw is around 60 people but our fans are all out of control alcoholics who average 5 drinks each per show
April 1, 2024 at 4:38 PM
(Emailing an nyc music venue to book a show) our draw is around 60 people but our fans are all out of control alcoholics who average 5 drinks each per show
If anyone is looking to date someone loyal comb through r/DetroitPistons and find a real fan and ask them out
December 28, 2023 at 4:17 AM
If anyone is looking to date someone loyal comb through r/DetroitPistons and find a real fan and ask them out
You’re not supposed to wash a hot pan but if you do you’re rewarded with a special warm clean smell
December 8, 2023 at 4:31 AM
You’re not supposed to wash a hot pan but if you do you’re rewarded with a special warm clean smell
They should make a cooking show where the contestants have all the time and ingredients they need
November 3, 2023 at 2:27 AM
They should make a cooking show where the contestants have all the time and ingredients they need
It’s important to get into a band before they get too big and you can only see them at terminal 5
October 17, 2023 at 2:44 AM
It’s important to get into a band before they get too big and you can only see them at terminal 5
Nyc venues I remember pooping in in order of experience (best to worst)
Trans Pecos, bowery electric, terminal 5, Arlene’s, bohemian grove
Trans Pecos, bowery electric, terminal 5, Arlene’s, bohemian grove
September 23, 2023 at 10:48 PM
Nyc venues I remember pooping in in order of experience (best to worst)
Trans Pecos, bowery electric, terminal 5, Arlene’s, bohemian grove
Trans Pecos, bowery electric, terminal 5, Arlene’s, bohemian grove
Getting stoned to reduce my cognitive function to that of a 12 year old then watching Disney channel movies
September 18, 2023 at 2:17 AM
Getting stoned to reduce my cognitive function to that of a 12 year old then watching Disney channel movies
I was thinking how cool it would be to have coffee without caffeine then I realized there are so many new things in this world that have always existed
September 13, 2023 at 12:58 AM
I was thinking how cool it would be to have coffee without caffeine then I realized there are so many new things in this world that have always existed
“I need to be more present” I tell myself as I close Instagram and open google maps
August 20, 2023 at 5:35 PM
“I need to be more present” I tell myself as I close Instagram and open google maps
Nothing more american than sitting through a youtube ad so I can watch a commercial I remember from the past so I can try to take my mind off of thinking about health insurance
August 8, 2023 at 4:06 AM
Nothing more american than sitting through a youtube ad so I can watch a commercial I remember from the past so I can try to take my mind off of thinking about health insurance
Honey, what do you mean I use weaponized incontinence??
August 7, 2023 at 3:37 AM
Honey, what do you mean I use weaponized incontinence??
Jonah hill will literally make a documentary about going to therapy before going to therapy
August 6, 2023 at 6:29 AM
Jonah hill will literally make a documentary about going to therapy before going to therapy